THERE ARE NO CLOCKS IN MY ROOM WHY DO I HESR CLOCKS TICKING MAKE IT STOO IT WONT ATOP
When I listen to music with my headphones, I sometimes confuse myself with external audio and headphone audio that I look around me thinking that there is someone there.
>>29785542
It'll never stop anon. That's the sound of your life slipping away from you, one second at a time. You'll never get these wasted moments back, they're gone forever, and while you mourn them even more time drifts away...
There's only one way to make it stop
>Turn on my wireless headphones before plugging them in
>Can hear what other people a listening to
>Now I know why the chads in the apartment above me always were laughing after I fapped
She is not yours, it's just your turn.
>>29785527
>it's just your turn
I FUCKING WISH
I know, she is celebrating a 9-year anniversary with his husband today. I shouldn't have asked how her day was going.
And I was once stupid enough to think she would pick me over a guu woth a job and income.
that sums up life though, pretty much
they say love is fleeting. You kind of have to remind yourself that permanence is really mostly a human illusion. Everything goes away eventually.
>Stay up all night browsing web
>Go to bed around 8am
>Wake up at 4 and feel terrible
>Play vidyas and browse web all day and night until 8am again
>No satisfaction out of life
>No energy to do anything
>Repeat everyday
When will it end?
i definitely know dat feel
Fuck man, that's exactly my daily routine.
That hits way too hard.
>>29785496
Same man, Just waiting for something to happen, I would be totally content with not waking up tomorrow, shit is miserable.
>be hugless kissless virgin with dick under 5 inches.
>sister with Chad bf wants to meet him in different city along with parents.
>Being treated indifferently by family.
>parents make me travel with them.
>Using precious mobile data to post this thread in hotel...have no other business in this place than accompany sister.
>I wanna kill myself.
>>29785483
what story are you on in the hotel? if you are high enough you know what to do. be an hero anon
>>29785580
Hotel suicides are a little too dramatic for me....would rather be an hero in my own room.
Make your time as fun as possible, try and covertly destroy your sister's relationship, agent NEET
Which time of year makes you sadder, birthday or Christmas?
>>29785409
Both of them suck donkey dicks, and I try to treat them like just another day.
>>29785409
I'm turning 20 this year, so it's not so bad. My parents are lovely and buy me gunpla.
21st is gonna be fucking depressing though.
I actually like christmas.
Usually Christmas. Dunno why.
Has anyone ever bullied a shemale before? I've seen a handful in my lifetime but didn't think to seize the opportunities when presented.
I feel like "fucking freak" would be too easy to the point where it might not even phase some of them, but I might be overestimating them since in order to be a shemale one would need a myriad of intellectual and psychological issues. Still, I think calling them "freaks" is still too easy from the perspective of a normal person.
What are some good insults to call a shemale irl?
>I want to harass a tranny because I'm afraid that I might like getting girlcock in my ass.
It's okay, Anon--let it all out.
I'm not gay but I would love a trap to suck my dick while she wanks off herself. A trap like in your pic is qt. I only know of one trap irl and she's taller than me (I'm 6'3) and is covered in pimples. Do not want. I want a short petite qt trap.
Try words like
Good girl
Slut
Little bitch
I hear those work
Another day
Another 20 resumes sent
>>29785384
try warehouses they pay decent and a lot of people come and go hopefully you arent too out of shape
You retards really don't know how to get a job do you?
>apply for job
>call them
>say you put in an application online and was wondering if they're still scheduling interviews
>schedule interview
Seriously. Fucking call them. Has worked every time with me. I just got a job at a mental hospital as a custodian. It's comfy so far. It's part time but I'm public employee so I get benefits. I've had 3 jobs before...
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>>29785444
>answer honestly on bullshit tests
>got the job
What now fgt?
The part about calling them (and otherwise initiating contact first) is good advice tho.
>Love watching people play Minecraft on YouTube but find it boring playing myself after 5 minutes.
>Love watching pro CS:GO players on YouTube and Twitch, but I'm too lazy to practice and become good at the game.
>Love watching Allie Knight videos on YouTube. It makes me want to become a truck driver. I wish she was my gf too tbqh
>Take 30-45 minute showers where I just stand there imagining an alternate life where I'm an important politician,...
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i just sit around
>>29785352
>to lazy to git gud at cs:go
>good one anon
>>29785352
I'm not even sure. Given how fast time passes I think I must spend a lot of time just drifting in a semi-conscious fugue state without realizing it.
who else masturbate 3 times a day here?
>>29785351
>3 times
dude...you have a long way to go.
Only 3? I masturbate 3 times before noon. When I wake up. Then I take a shit and piss. Then jack off again before I shower. Then eat breakfast. Then go back to my room and do it again.
>>29785375
>>29785374
yeah but,, do you repeat these everyday?
masturbating is a norm for me. i can't spent time do much else.
>Chad I know gets a gf
>"She just another bitch. I fuck and leave her"
>Stays with her for 4 years
>She breaks up with him
>He commits suicide after
>Good,very good.
>Inserting this extremely original comment along pic
>>29785350
noice
iriginali cement
In the end, we always get the last laugh.
What is the best way to kill yourself on a budget?
hang yourself, or if you live somewhere cold, just go innawoods naked
>>29785261
Dude, it's gonna be your final act, you might as well splurge a little.
>>29785261
getting cancer. original comment.
It starts with one thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time.
IN YOUR HEADDD
IN YOUR HEAADDDDD
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE-EE-EEE
>>29785219
ALL I KNOW
is that time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away.
>>29785248
ITS SO UNREAL
Didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window. Trying to hold on but didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go
>''I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER''
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>>29785200
WE WUZ EGGZ AN SHIIII
REEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF HERE NORMIE
WAR INSIDE IN MY HEAD
CAN YOU HEAR THE PAIN
CAN YOU SEE THE PAIN
CAN YOU SENSE THE PAIN
CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN
CAN YOU HELP THE PAIN
CAN YOU FIX THE PAIN
What does /r9k/ think of Buddhism? Is it actually athiestic(sp.) or is that just a meme?
>>29785160
If it isn't part of your culture and you choose to follow it you're probably a hipster cuck.
>>29785187
This
Bloxx
>>29785160
>Life is suffering
>Just give everything up
The ultimate robot philosophy.
Post your reasons as to why you hate the Eternal Sheboon.
Black chicks are kinda cute, did a black guy make this thread?
>>29785152
what's with all the self-hating genocidal black hitlers on this board?
don't you realize yall are just as bad as the white supremacists you keep bitching about?
>>29785178
>not liking the shittiest group of women in america makes you hitler
back to your gender studies class, latifa