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>>26404520
>tfw the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
>>26404572
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>be neet in mommy's house
>abuse xanax to sleep 16 hours a day
>fap thrice a day
>eat nothing but meat and pizza
>spend all of my time on 4chan & playing video games
Rate my life
>>26404516
honestly? it doesn't seem healthy for both mind and body and detrimental for the development of both.
>>26404516
-6/10
16 hours of sleep is a terrible way to spend your time
>>26404516
You're an absolute piece of shit. The only life you'll ever have is being wasted pathetically rotting away as a drug addicted, codependant shit stain of a person. It's a shame your mother allows you to continue to leave like such trash
>be black
>turning 30 next year
>still no asian gf
>>26404474
>Wanting an asian gf ever
Thais is bait right?
>>26404498
Why not? They're qt
>>26404512
no.theyre not
Just google map any asian location
Weeb
Pizza crusts: yes or no? Are they bad for you?
> A person can live soley on pizza crusts.
> -Anonymous
>>26404443
needless carbs? no thank you.
>>26404521
>carbs are bad for you
This is the biggest normie meme of the 21st century
Why do women claim men and women are equal? All women have to offer is a wet hole.
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
By this same retarded logic I can say "men have nothing to offer but a hard rod"
>>26404395
Except the link in OP's post proved that to be rather incorrect. When the world would collapse if men stopped going to work for even a day.
Must suck being a women, your only purpose in life is to get filled up with cum.
>>26404395
and all human achievement in science and philosophy
I've always liked fish. Especially big fish. They're really cool. Here's a documentary on groupers. Get off this shithole for awhile and watch something educational
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWa4uhgwIyg
>>26404346
First the insect thread.
Now fish.
I like this trend.
Post more vidyas
Thanks OP.
I couldn't handle more than about 15 seconds of that cunts voice but I just muted it and it was lovely.
>>26404346
Thanks OP. I like these kid of threads.
There needs to be an anti suicide thread up here at all times.
Only bitch made niggas commit suicide. You couldn't look a big nigga like this in the eye and still kill yourself in front of him.
Report in to tell big nigga you ain't committing suicide.
>>26404288
I can't let you down big nigga, I ain't committing suicide
I promise I ain't committin suicide big nigga, I won't let ya down.
>>26404288
Im not killing myself I would get fired from my job so don't worry about it big nig
I just want to wish everyone a happy day. You may think life is bad but it will get better
You may think you'll never find someone to love. But you will. There is someone for everyone
Life is worth living
Have a great day. I love you all
>>26404286
what did you do to make your dopamine levels so high to post this? You got a girlfriend didn't you?
>>26404286
Really? Them's some bold predictions. I'm sure I'll hit the lotto some day, too. Fuck off with this hope shit. You've no idea what some of our lives are like. Not even that mad, because this is just how you people are. Maybe if you were in my situation, you'd be a bit more cynical, but you're not.
>>26404331
Why don't you try making your life better. This isn't hope I'm emotion. It's the truth. If you put a little work into it life will get better
>cross street
>slip on the ice and fall down
>large car is coming straight for me
>so depressed and suicidal at this point that I don't care
>car stops
>oh well
I feel you, Anon. That was one of the most depressing things I've read in a while. Everything will get better, Anon, don't give ups just yet.
>>26404986
>Everything will get better,
im pretty sure everybodys thats ever killed themselves was told that lie
>>26405083
and everyone who was told that, believed in it, and carried on knows that it's true.
Who would miss you if you killed yourself?
>tfw my life is worth less than nothing
Don't do it op. I'll miss you
>>26404253
No you won't, you don't even know him
>>26404253
why are you lying, guy
I am the most unlikable human on earth.
I smell. I have giant manboobs. I can't talk properly. I stutter. I am a khhv. I am friendless. I am a NEET. I have 50$k debt. I am always angry and depressed looking, I can't even make a conversation. I don't know what to say.
I am worthless.
>>26403958
why do you have so much debt?
How did you get all that debt
I like you anon :))))
>extra parentheses added for original comment
>tfw we made Mystery change her tripcode
Hopefully we can get her to leave next
>you can change your trip
>but you can never change your face
>>26404623
Greasy cunt looks like an uglier eggman and has a disgusting roastie.
>tfw going on a 2 month tolerance break
>>26403850
what from/what do you mean?
When it's over try and smoke only like 2-3 times per month, that way you don't need to break again
>>26403954
It's something heavy marijuana users do, take 30-60 days off to reduce tolerance so that you can get super high again
>mfw no chubby pakistani roastie to have 8 kids with to win the world cup
>mfw no chubby pakistani roastie to ask me to rub it all in her samosa
>mfw no chubby pakistani roastie to fuck so good that she stutters
>mfw no chubby pakistani roastie to ask for my horchata
>mfw no chubby pakistani roastie to make her pussy clap
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w0rd 2bh
I'm pakistani, you do know that most of us are gonna get arranged married off to total strangers right? And if theres even a hint of us not being a virgin we will be honour killed
Why would she need to be chubbie or a roastie (prostitute who appears in porn films)?
Ask a guy with Prosopagnosia anything.
>>26403628
What is Prosopagnosia?
I've got that mildly too.
I fell down like 30 concrete stairs at running speed.
Cool, I have that / pretend to have that too.
Do you have trouble following movies too? All the white guys with short brown hair look the same to me, and I'm a white guy with short brown hair.