>Mr Skelly comes into the surgery
>People keep calling him a tripfag
>Has no income due to losing his job
>Suffering an ever deeper depression
>Wants me to give him something to live for
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>>27661022
He actually did it, the mad man.
>Mr Shipman can you please help me
>I've been feeling worthless alot lately
>I've just lost my job and I'm hated by all
>And my quality of life's starting to fall
>I need something to make me feel worth
>A pill or something. I don't know about this stuff.
>he thought for a second then eyes lit up in glee
>he...
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>>27662114
OP here, I'm proud of you.
Did you see the other poem?
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27469369/
>The birthday boy with one more year!
>The birthday boy with the big fat rear!
It's my 23rd birthday so I wanted to give a big 'y-you too' to you all, the only people who still converse with me after all these agonising years.
Thanks for keeping me off that noose my robobros. This thread is my party and you're all invited!
>>27660729
Have a birthday fap!
Thanks buddy
Originale
Thanks senpai! Glad to be at the party!!!
Join date shit niqqa.
Community code: 23-5020-9778-8562
I'm in here. Let's race.
>>27660925
How come you're always the only one to join? haha
Do you have mario kart 8?
how do i get some mildy autistic friends?
play D&D
>>27660709
he said mildly
>>27660692
head on over to /k/.
how does your life suck?
yesterday i had to take a shit, but this shit was seriously laying sideways in the canal (don't ask me how).
so i was in for a lengthy session, and as I started gently pushing and contracting to kind of move the log in the right position, some turdface cunt bounced on the door telling me to hurry the fuck up (i was in a shop -.- ).
thought i'd just ignore the bitch, but then moments after a kid started crying real loud, and she said her kid needed to go to the bathroom !asap!.
well fuck, i mean fuck her, but that lil dude,...
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Don't forget that after you take a shit, you must insert you finger in your asshole in order to correctly clean the sphincter.
>>27660618
>be typical neet virgin robot living in mom's basement
>month goes by
>have job, but barely make any money from it
>get gf, but sick of her after 3 days (how do normies endure this shit?)
>still living in mom's basement
>wishing i was a neet virgin robot again
Don't feel bad I tear my anus almost every time I take a shit.
I'm a newfag that just got seriously into anime last year when I watched Bebop. I really love the work of Watanabe. Is there any hope for me /r9k/?
Yes, ignore /a/'s contrarian memeing, Bebop was great.
I thought it was shit
>>27660563
Watch Gundam next you faggot
did this game destroy your life but you dont regret playing it?
yeah basically
I wish I could take a pill to wipe my memory of WoW and experience it totally fresh again. I will play Legion and hate it
I was too poor to play it. Still am.
>>27660428
nah,my life was already destroyed
I'm planning to get married soon, however i'm aware of what a fucking death trap that is. I did a quick Google search and found this:
https://lawdiva.wordpress.com/2012/12/17/ill-just-leave-the-country-and-pay-nothing/
Tl;dr: A man earns around 100k/year or ~8000/month and got divorced, and had to pay a lot of money for their 4 kids, while the wife got their house worth like a million dollars. Then eventually the wife became unable to work and the guy had to pay additional money in ex-spousal support, and the guy got pissed off and left the country to...
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>>27660423
>I know what a death trap it is
>But I'm going to do it anyway
You're a fucking retard OP, and you should kill yourself.
>>27660443
That's just the thing. If i know there is a way out of it, then it wont even be an issue anymore.
It's an issue right now because i'm not 100% sure if i can just off and leave the country if it comes down to it
>>27660497
Or you can just not get married!
Who would've thought such a simple choice could exist!
Stop being retarded.
>parents bitching again because dog pissed on the floor
>again
>has done this for 9 years
>everyday, barking, pissing on the floor, occasionally shitting on the floor
>but of course, family must have a dog because something something muh man's best friend
If I ever move out, I'm never having a single fucking animal in my home ever again. Pets are for masochists only.
>>27660407
You forgot to train your dogs during the first year.
>living with shit trainers in a shit house
I feel bad for him desu
>>27660452
>>27660483
Truth, though it doesn't change the fact that I want what is basically a slobbering four-legged perpetual baby that I need to take care of in my home.
>random asian girl with 7 friends adds me on facebook
Probably catfishing me desu
>>27661626
Probably either doing that or its a bot or something.
>>27661669
She sent me a message that was too specific for a bot though, it explicitly referred to something unusual about my profile
Have you found enlightenment yet, anon?
>>27660352
closer than yesterday
No. I hate myself and wish I had the courage to suicide. I don't deserve nice things.
Post modern fracturing of thought is enlightenment.
Because Captain Kirk spreading the word of God with sacred geometry and ritual is valid as anything.
And more meaningful!
Anyone lost their virginty to a prostitute? Storytime please.
I did, what exactly do you want to know?
I went to the same girl one more time after losing virginity to her, and saw 3 different escort girls, all within a space of one year.
Then I stopped, got back my social life, friends and I'm much more laid back and relaxed now.
I'll be here for a while so fire away any questions you have.
>>27660151
Prostitution is a very evil, abusive industry that turns fucking female human women into commodities and slaves for filthy penises with dirt, fungus, and boils on them. It is a NEO-BOURG industry and anyone who profits from it or contributes to its survival is a fucking disgusting, worthless, evil, evil, EVIL piece of shit and I hope they FUCKING DIIIIEEE!
I did. I was in Turin sleeping at a friend's house, there was a hooker every street corner.
Went outside at night and chose one, an albanian girl, 24yo, one of the best looking girls I've seen and sure as hell the hottest I've ever fucked (I've only been with prosties anyway)
In insight I think it was worth it, she understood that it was my first time (I was 18 but she thought I was younger) so she tried to make it special
Forgot to say: I didn't go to her alone, there was another friend with me waiting outside for his turn. The bitch proposed...
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Who /pills/ here
>>27660134
did em once. "white ladies" or something. Never again.
GRABBIN PILLS
>>27660525
Why not lad?
I keep falling in love with chicks way too fucking easily. I just meet them and have a few conversations with them, then we add each other on social media and bam, just like that she's stuck in my head.
What the fuck do I do? I'm trying to ween myself out of this fucking ng habit but I just can't.
>>27660017
Have the same problem
bumping
>>27660017
ask her out, don't waste your time.
>>27660056
I think OP's asking how he can avoid falling in love with every girl he meets, not how he can get in a relationship with them
what the fuck are we supposed to do with our lives
is life just an endless series of heartbreaks and disappointments?
what the fuck
Life's what you make it
>>27660023
i always treat everyone with respect and love
and all i get is getting drunk alone crying myself to sleep
It's up to you to decide what to do with your life. Just know that there's a fairly short window of time during which you can really choose the course of where things end up. Be careful what you do with your 20's. It's not a throwaway time to party and do whatever you feel like. Opportunity only knocks once.
If you live long enough, you'll probably be full of regret no matter what decisions you make though and you'll just want to drown it in alcohol or whatever your vice is. You'll lose the love of your life, or never make it with someone...
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