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2016-04-05 23:07:21 Post No. 27660618
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2016-04-05 23:07:21
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how does your life suck?
yesterday i had to take a shit, but this shit was seriously laying sideways in the canal (don't ask me how).
so i was in for a lengthy session, and as I started gently pushing and contracting to kind of move the log in the right position, some turdface cunt bounced on the door telling me to hurry the fuck up (i was in a shop -.- ).
thought i'd just ignore the bitch, but then moments after a kid started crying real loud, and she said her kid needed to go to the bathroom !asap!.
well fuck, i mean fuck her, but that lil dude, i felt bad.
so i somehow talked myself into pushing that thing out as fast as possible. my asshole wasn't prepared.
got it out in about 15 seconds no joke, but i literally felt my asshole rip in the process, i'm still cringing.
came out of the bathroom and saw that i just fucked my asshole in half for...
niggers.
ya.
it's still sore too, i'm petrified of taking my next dump. i heard assholes heal fast so i hope things speed up a little cause i'm starting to feel the urge coming already.
fml senpai
