Yo, haven't really been on /r9k/ since release, so this might not be the right board for it anymore, but I will try anyway.
First of a little story:
>Have gf
>best partner I could imagine
>understands my weirdness for the most part
>doesn't have a problem with being the dominant one
>10/10 body/face
>Whenever something goes wrong in her life though she is totally pissed...
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>have gf
Stopped reading there, BTFO NORMALFAG SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27949706
How about you go out and stop posting badly drawn frogs on the internet?
It either makes you happier or increases the chance of your life ending earlier, it's a win/win situation
>>27949667
Hey anon I know this feeling all too well.
Here is how this ultimately ends
>>27942505
Early Morning Steam Friend Thread?
Early morning shitposting thread.
Brb have to walkmy dog
id/xionxang
blevp me up
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https://soundcloud.com/roundwavecrusher/medusa
>tfw gay
>ywn know tfw no gf
>tfw gay living in eastern europe
>bf chances near zero
>>27949632
>tfw bi
>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf
Its a double whammy
>tfw gay
>tfw austic with low seelfem issues
>tfw KV virgin
>mfw if i dont get a QT bf ill go full elliot
What do you think is more disgusting on a girl, beef curtains or pancake tits?
>>27949511
ugly tits are worse. I don't care about the size that much but the shape need to be good.
fat on the belly and ass, legs
fat women are disgusting
>>27949511
boobs are yucky
All girls need a delicious flat chest
why does balding exist? It's so depressing to go bald
That's why I shave my head completely. No hair - no bald spot = everything is uniform and neat again.
>He fell for the bald meme
>>27949426
DHT poisons hair follicles.
>"h-hey anon, why is it that my sister has bigger tits than me? genetics are so unfair"
>>27949402
once she is 30 they will look horrible m8
>>27949402
If I were a chick I would totally want small boobs. Those look like such a burden.
>>27949408
Big tits age better than small tits.
Find a woman with good looking petite tots aged 50+. They sag just as much and look like withered prunes.
Can you find a single woman with appealing small tits this age?
I wouldn't touch the rest of her but I'd still give those tits a fuck.
This is the power of big tits. Saying that big tits look worse with age than small tits is the most retarded meme
What's even the point to living when we'll all just be forgotten 2 years after we die?
>>27949352
paying taxes to single moms and niggers
>>27949352
There is no point, just try to avoid suffering and distract yourself until you inevitably die
If you want to be remembered, shoot up a school or something.
Why do women pretend to be cute and defenseless?
So they can get fucked by chad
>>27949343
>defenseless?
Because they are, they are the weaker sex. Women are so jealous of the male gains and strength they end up injecting themselves with testosterone only to find out they are now as strong as the average male who doesn't lift.
because they want to be raped
any of you robots got tight-foreskin problems?
>>27949318
my skin won't peel back, but it's not due to phimosis
the frenulum connecting my dickskin to my dickhead is too short, and I need a frenuloplasty to fix it
Normally, when fully erect is the foreskin meant to fully fold behind the head? It doesn't for me, j have to pull it back.
>>27949318
I barely even seen my head, I try to pull it back most of the way but I'm afraid it'll hurt like hell and I don't want to get circumcised
>finish workout
>ride today
>eat
>bored already
>jacked off twice
>want to lift weights again
>tomorrows rest day
Keep it locked bro
>>27949286
Stop lifting weights and watch more films (not flicks), you plebshit
>>27949286
You need to go out and bee yourself OP
What's his kik? I know his snapchat is thenewformula.
>>27949252
Now cmon people, someone surely knows.
>>27949361
jesus christ some just post it already, how fucking hard is it.
>>27950333
Jesus Christ you're a child.
>no gf for 22 years
>finally get a perfect qt gf
>months later a completely separate 10/10 qt asks me out
>inform her that I'm flattered but that I already have a gf
It does get better brothers.
Indeed. Once you get your first gf, it all becomes a lot easier. After that it will be a lot more easy to get girls.
Post face or it didn't happen.
>tfw girlfriend makes me pay a relationship tax ON TOP OF a handholding fee
fucking jews man
>shitty country
>youth unemployment 50%
>too poor to study out of my city, so shitty province college
>studying a degree with no future
>both subjects and students are fucking mediocre. Feel unmotivated rather than challenged
>Nobody seems interesting as an individual to me
I feel like I'm already 50 years before I'm 20
Where are you from brobot?
I'm facing pretty much the same situation, here in Poland.
I can either escape to Britcuckistan like all other Poles, or stay in this shithole, study dumbfuckery with no future and THEN immigrate.
>Living the dream
>>27949216
Spanish poor-fag?
Totally original brahs
>>27949363
That's it
Comentario original
Good morning, wagecuck.
Just remember: one day at a time, and you got five days of work this week.
Another day, another dollar.
>>27949202
I only work tuesday-friday, though
ONE MORE DOLLAR THAN YOU'LL HAVE, NEETFAG
3 for me! I took monday and friday off to shitpost and fuck up wagecucks with you, blanket pepe
>tfw 22 year old virgin
>>27949180
Hang tight OP, only 8 more years. You might wanna consider studying the arcane arts until then in preparation for something us mere mortals cannot comprehend. Good luck my friend, you will need it.
why haven't you fucked a human yet?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/downloads/04%20Prometheus%20Rising.pdf