If a retail place hasn't called you back in 2 months since the interview, does that mean you haven't got the job? Even through the position is still listed as open, on the website
You didn't get the job, dude.
>>28502941
wew lad
wewbasdfasdf
give them a call and ask about the status of your resume.
but you probably shouldn't hope on getting the job after it's already been four months
>Cocktail waitress at work staring at me all day
>Never acknowledge her, don't notice her openly
>She starts trying to get my attention, being really friendly, trying to "startle" me in a cute way
>I naturally trivialize everyone I meet into meaningless illusions so I don't have to care about them
>but she keeps persisting
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>>28502874
>Not even interested in her romantically, just nice that somebody wants to be my friend
there is no other feel I know more intimately than this
>TOTALLY TRUE STORY GUISE!
Either lying or left some details out, probably both.
I'm in love with a dead person who never even loved me back in the first place.
Same.
iginal
I know this feeling, specially because I fall in love with after she died.
>your 'soul mate' is either long dead/not born yet or you will never meet
>It's okay anon, big dicks hurt too much. Yours is just fine
>this thread again
Nigga if I'm gettin pussy idgaF
>>28502843
It's true though. I have an8 inchesthin as fuck dick that is only good for poking wombs, which 99% of women hate.
If I only could transfer 2 inches from length to my girth ;_;
>>28504032
i have 6.2x5.9 but i think it's on the smaller side.
Am I the only one who had an imaginary friend?
I never seen anyone admit this.
I had two growing up, all the way till I was 18.
Accepted reality, but I do sometimes go back and
start imagining the girl again.
I never really got along with the other one, but they were siblings
He never talked much but he did play with me a lot.
I sometimes think about disappearing away from society
and imagining a bunch of friends to do things with me.
I think I'm happiest while imagining friends, they always end up better than reality.
It's...
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>>28502735
Have an (OP) anon, I like your thread.
>>28502774
WTF! I can't be the only one who had an imaginary friend.
Don't make me feel like I'm not normal even by r9k standards.
I need someone to relate to.
I had plenty of real friends and none of them could compare to my own imagination.
My imaginary friends are always there for me,
and they teach me cool things. They're fun to be around.
I'm not mentally ill, no autism or anything.
There has to be lots of people who had imaginary friends and not just me.
There's...
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I don't have imaginary friends, I have imaginary worlds. I have two original story in my head plus Disneys gargoyles. What I do is make a story, world, lore, characters, ect. Then I put myself (or an idealized verson of myself) as a main character.
I then proceed to live in these fantasy worlds for several months (while still (kind of) operating irl). I'm still doing Disney's Gargoyles because it is lore galore, abd husbando galore. I've been in that fictional world for over a year now.
I occasionally take one or two week long breaks to rest...
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Rate the autism level
>>28502704
>Denver
yea we got some legit autismos
>>28502764
my first guess would be portland
WE have some legit autismos my dude
>>28502764
Why does Denver make it so hard to be proud? I just want to live in a normal fucking city. Every goddamned person i meet is a fucking hipster or some faggot with a >nativeXD sticker on his WRX outback from 1997. Fucking kill me.I like the food tho. Pete's a god-tier shit.
Hey, does anyone know where dat boi is?
Should be over at >>>/b/. Good luck Anon.
>>28502596
OH SHIT WADDUP?
Ggv
>>28502632
>tripfag telling someone to leave
Lad don't you have an underaged girl to coerce into a relationship?
Femal friend shared netflix account with me, what are some shows and movies i could watch that would impress her?
She said not to watch anything weird like anime
I suggest the "How to tie a noose" show
anime. bitches love netflix-tier anime.
mix that with some horror movies, and maybe some children's movies, and she will wet her pants at your taste
pic unrelated
originiale threadu desu senpai
Hey dudes I have a girlfriend!
lets be kind to one another
>>28502451
who happy?
Is rape really that bad?
god that makes me so horny to imagine her crying and insane for years on end just begging for the needle after ten years. i remember i read another article about a qt who was euthanized because of severe depression who had the same name as a girl I went to school with so I ended up jacking off to her facebook pictures imagining her crying and attempting suicide while I tried to stop her (unsuccessfully).
I really wish i didn't have such fucked up sexual thoughts but qts in despair turns me on like nothing else, it gives me a fucking adrenaline rush like i can help...
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Yes.
It scrambles with the female brain in ways you never can imagine.
That's why the biggest anti-male feminists were all abused as children.
>>28502506
>so I ended up jacking off to her facebook pictures imagining her crying and attempting suicide while I tried to stop her
You too?
>Select all images with a store front
oregano commentary
>Select all images with palm trees
This is an original shitpost
>click all the rights ones and then it makes more
>click those and it still doesn't fuckin work
I always fuck up on the sign posts captcha
I TRY NOT TO BE A ROBOT ;___;
>You have to learn to love yourself!
Why do women always say this?
>>28502354
Jon is in a better place now. Maybe I'll join him in 6 years time.
Because they don't want any beta faggots
Jessica looks pretty hot. Porn when?
I was just at a stage play and when one of the characters revealed her legs I almost said out loud "Sweating Towel Guy.JPEG". Does this happen to anyone else?
>>28502353
People like you are living proof that individuality is dying.
Any time it ain't me comes on I can't stop laughing
>>28503646
Good riddance. Individuality is overrated.
>tfw missed out on normal teenage love and heartbreak
>tfw instantly fall in love and imagine a future with any girl who is nice to me
>tfw if something really happened and she left I would probably kill myself
>>28502312
This is why I feel just getting a hooker would save me from the embarrassment
>He lied and said something like half joking "are you crazy?"
>>28502312
The girl who wrote that seems like a total bitch. I'm about to meet a guy who's a 25 year old virgin and I KNOW he's going to cry after and I don't mind. Bitch needs to get over her daddy issues. She's scared because she doesn't know how to lead so that's why she needs a Chad to tell her airhead what to think. Real women are mommy doms like me.
Ooh! what's that music you're listening to there, anon? It sounds good. Can I have a listen?
>>28502288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
what the fuck did you just say? FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH! ...oh..you mean...yes, i will go fuck myself now..sorry...
WHO /NIGGER MUSIC/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9MzktQtOL4