What's the meanest thing you've ever said to someone IRL?
>Be yourself!
;3
>>29912189
My mom turned off my Pokemon red game when I was taking a bath at age 7-8 and I told her I hated her. She cried. I will never forget
>>29912189
>What's the meanest thing you've ever said to someone IRL?
Nothing.
It really wasn't fair.
Any other robot's sister give them the ol' stinky mouse?
>>29912175
what's a a stinky mouse what's going on in that w-
oh.
>>29912175
I don't know what kind of woman would put my groaty old mouse in her snatch but she'd be no sister of mine!
>>29912175
>pulling on the wire
REEEEE STOOOOP YOU DUMB SLUT YOU WILL FUCKING BREAK IT
>visit dads for the summer
>"hey anon, why do you never cook anything? your sisters always cook stuff!"
>continues buying chips and drinks
IF YOU KEEP BUYING THINGS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE COOKED WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not cooking the drinks
retard alert
Do you live with your Moms the rest of the year?
>>29912117
>dads
I love living in a progressive futuristic age.
I'll be really excited when my 5 year old adopted Guatemalan son comes out as trans and goes by "Rosa"
I had planned on enjoying lunch at Olive Gardent this afternoon but had a very unpleasant experience. I often enjoy the $5 lunch special of unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks.
I was seated in a particularly sunny part of the restaurant and I was uncomfortable. I asked my server who looked to be a college age female if I could please be seated somewhere else. She rolled her eyes then obliged.
I placed my order for the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks and made sure the salad and Italian wedding soup had extra cheese. This meal offers excellent value since the price stays the same regardless of how much you eat.
I could tell that my server was getting an attitude after I ordered my second salad. By the time I competed my meal, she was so rude to me.
I had three bowls of Italian wedding soup, two salads and six breadsticks. Overall, a mild, pleasant lunch. However, I believe I was treated poorly because I am am white and people seem to be disgusted with most white people these days.
What is your opinion of waitstaff that treats white people differently? How can we change?
A single man eating alone is THE number 1 most hated thing. You should at the very least convince someone to join you by paying for their meal. Ideally, you want a group. Again, pay for their meal. That way you don't take up valuable table space with your small value order which will result in a small tip, since tips are % based. By eating alone you're signalling to her that not only are you a friendless loser, you're also a broke friendless loser that won't be giving her any money. That's why she feels justified being very rude and providing unacceptably poor service.
Most likely by the second or third serving they were spitting or putting other undesirable things into your food.
Go to chinese buffets.
I'm a nigger and the chinese are always nice to me upfront and if they do ridicule me it's in their language. I like to sit in booths overlooking the parking lot.
The only other patrons I ever see are old white couples or men on their lunch break that look like they're about to cry
>>29912002
where the fuck do you live that this is $5? it's 7.99 here. oh, this is a shill thread. never mind.
ANNIE YOU OKAY
YOU OKAY
YOU OKAY ANNIE
>>29911997
uh thats not how the song goes
>>29911997
I hate that guy's face.
fffffFUCK
How's Annie?
Origami
I just don't get it, is there a reason I'm getting no where on OKCupid? I didn't think I was that ugly...
>>29911972
Is that the picture you're using for your profile? You aren't an unattractive guy by any means, but you should get a picture with a better camera and natural lighting.
>>29911972
Take a pic with a hat on and take the glasses off.
>>29911972
You look like you'd be donating to some female Twitch streamer
How do I stop glaring at people and just pushing everyone away?
I've been doing this my whole life. I can't stop it.
Part of it is probably insecurity but mostly I just have a superiority complex. I am crushingly lonely and I'll still use any sign of affection to push people away.
Women frequently hit on me and I just use it as an opportunity to stroke my ego and make them feel worse about themselves by not acknowledging their existence.
>how do i stop doing something?
by not doing it
>>29911933
Huh. Those feels are unknown to me.
I guess you're actually choosing to be a robot?
>>29912026
Yeah it's almost totally my fault.
I slipped into a period of mental breakdowns out of pure desolation for about 8 months where my only contact with people was distant glances at the dog park and I still used any opportunity where people tried to talk to me to push them away and treat them like garbage. Particularly women.
>tfw uncut
>tfw incapable of fucking my girlfriend roughly because my penis tip is too sensitive
>tfw I can only ever do slow strokes with frequent stopping
>still frequently blow my load prematurely
She has such an amazing plump, perfect ass too...I feel like I'm not fucking her the way she deserves to be fucked. I can't help but imagine her getting jack-hammer fucked by a stud who lasts long.
What do?
>>29911909
>What do?
get off this fucking board normalfag
step 1: get out of this board and start your own hustler magazine or something you disgusting uncut normie billionaire
step 2: never come back
>>29911909
go to /adv/ and get the fuck out norman
any white qts on here or interpalz wanting to get KOREANED?
should be SLANTED
>>29911876
fuck off /r/asianmasculinity
xxx
>>29911876
> black girl willing to overlook scorn and small dick just to get GOOKED/JAPPED
> still going to get cucked because asians still think they'll get white hot american blonde pussy
such is life
we br00tal tonight
gentle shit's still okay tho
>>29911803
Contribuutin
Let all women fuck your ass
>>29912234
Hnnnnnnnnnggggggg. That's hot.
I wish I'd started at a young age and done it continuously. Dick sucking is so much fun.
>>29911797
Cut or uncut?
What size is ideal for sucking?
>>29911829
Cut and thick
Losing mana AND remaining a virgin? Don't fall for the fellatio jew, robots.
i'm feeling sad and depressed, should i go buy beer? will it help?
>>29911747
Heroin will help better
>>29911747
One? No
2-3? Not much
5-6? Yeah that'll start helping
>>29911747
No, alcohol is a depressant, which will make your depression worse
Where and how do I get a Tomoko gf
2d cannot be 3d etc
>>29911743
you don't.
Tomoko is Tomoko because is untouched and pure.
you can't continue to have a virgin AND have sex with her.
>>29911743
anyone have the pic of the mexican tomoko cosplayer with the mustache?
just a reminder that is what tomoko would look like in 3d
>mom and dad come home and ruin the atmosphere with deep sighs
>>29911704
Kek'd at that pic, is that from an ep
>>29911704
Well I imagine thats what having responsibilities like wageslaving, house chores, and generally living will do to a person. Have you tried offering them a hand with the chores? Cooking dinner for them, take out the trash, clean the house, pay rent etc to ease their burden and lessen their sighs?
>>29911888
>Doing shit for them
>Not knowing the more you do, the more they expect
Dumbass
How can we compete with this? It's not fair.
>>29911675
start jelqing d00d
>>29911675
This looks shooped.
I can tell by the pixels and from seeing many shoops in my day.
>>29911675
that looks just too comical to upset me. like seriously wtf is wrong with that guys dick? does he have a condition or something