>>29911747
Heroin will help better

>>29911747
One? No

2-3? Not much

5-6? Yeah that'll start helping

>>29911747
No, alcohol is a depressant, which will make your depression worse

>>29911768
i'm neet...so not possible?

>>29911787
what is this DARE class?

OP it will help for tonight, but that's about it. You'll have to do it again and again unless you deal with your problems. I do it every night, have been for years. Alcohol makes being with yourself more tolerable, but it doesn't fix shit.

>>29911787
Depressant doesn't mean it makes you depressed..
It depresses (read: numbs) certain brain functions

>>29911747

It helps me.

>get in from work
>start surfing internet
>feel alone and sad as usual
>walk to the shop, have a smoke on the way, buy beer
>get back, get all comfy
>watch a fun movie and drink steadily
>after movie finishes, surf the net with music on, still drinking
>feel happy and fun, feel good even browsing r9k
>eventually start to feel sleepy
>go to bed, fall asleep almost instantly and have fun dreams

Do it all over again the next day.

>>29911787
It's a central nervous system depressant you fag.


>>29911747
>should I buy beer
Yes
>will it help
Won't hurt

>I'm depressed, so I should buy a depressant and consume it! Yeah! The depressant will help cure my depression!
Perfect logic, OP!

>>29912045
OP here.
But they all say it numbs the pain etc.... i'm really hurting right now and so tired of everything i just want the pain to stop.... frak it i'm going out

>>29912045

Reddit go home now now now NOWNO WNOWNO WNOW NOW NOW NOW

>>29912102
Go get some whiskey. Less calories and you get drunk faster.

>>29911787
>>29912045
>people who have never drank alcohol in their lives

>>29912102
Get a bottle of vodka, a good size one around here costs 12$, its shit vodka but itll get you drunk. You will probably have a hard time getting drunk because you will be so sensitive to the taste. Get orange juice and drink a small amount of vodka then drink a small amount of the orange juice, dont mix it because you might end up wasting it

>>29912102
Go op! Buy 1 or 2 liters and drink while browsing /r9k/. 4chan is fucking hilarious when you drink.
Dont drink too fast and no more than once a week or you'll become an alcoholic

>>29912385
this, 4chan seems sooooooooooooooooooo much better if you arent sober

>>29911747
Certainly not a long-term solution but it helps if you are in a rud.


t. long time alcohol pro

Im thinking about grabbing some too op

>>29912562
OP here.
Just got back with a case of 14 pabsts.
Let's hope this pain pill works.

tfw relapsed alcoholic

tfw ill just have a few beers tonight

turned into 6 beers + 3 shots vodka

>>29913062
Drink at least 8 of them