>90% of Americans have herpes
anybody who has had sex with a woman who wasn't under 10 years old has some type of STD
>>28997478
Further reason to stay a celibate incel forever, m8s.
>>28997465
Oral Herpes. HSV1. >90% Most are asymptomatic
Genital Herpes: HSV2. >20% Most are occasionally symptomatic
If you've kissed someone, you most likely have HSV1. If your grandmother or mother or anyone like that has kissed you on the cheek close to your mouth, you probably have it.
Do i need to visit a psychiatrist to fix this problem?
http://www.amhc.org/1-anxiety-disorders/article/24026-small-penis-syndrome-characteristics-and-self-help-treatment-suggestions
>>28997382
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YOU'VE GOT A MICRO PENIS M'BOY!
>>28997573
according to that link I have a disorder and with some help I can be cured.
>>28997382
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
A MECRO PEPE
SHIT SUX NEET BUX
what are some comfy podcasts i can listen to right now?
>>28997362
WeIcome to Night Vale
Mysterious Universe
the sounds of me pounding ur moms pussy
Proves once again the animalistic nature of the female.
http://lookism.net/Thread-just-1-10-of-my-matches-on-MM-profile
woman dont care about anything but looks.
>>28997264
>Where should I tell my parents I met you?
>Taco Bell because that's where we're going for our first date
top fucking kek
>>28997297
They care about money as well.
how do you feel right now?
Better. I was really angry and sad a couple of hours ago.
Also waht do you think of my fish?
tired
fucking robot
Bored and hungry
How do I find a qt trap to cuddle and fuck and inject with copious quantities of my warm, wet seed??
>>28997102
move somewhere they are accepted, become one, be available, ???????, profit
>>28997102
Reminder - all traps are incredibly unstable, over half have attempted suicide and worked in the sex industry
http://www.ashemaletube.com/model/ren-rikka-3726/
>>28997102
find one early/before they transition and befriend them then
if you're nice to them early on they're pretty much yours since they're so desperate for validation
Post your backgrounds robots, come on dont be shy
pls upload ur wallpaper OP
>>28997097
>>28997127
>liking onion knight
I KILLED that fucker!
>>28997097
it's just the color black and 4 icons, my PC, recycle bin, download overflow, and extract
you can visualize it
>gf is a high achiever
>I am a loser borderline NEET
>she finally realises what I am
>she dumped me yesterday
IT ENDS NOW
I AM GETTING A JOB AN STARTING MY OWN COMPANY
NEVER AGAIN.
> I AM GETTING A JOB AN STARTING MY OWN COMPANY
You do realise these two are mutually exclusive, right?
Or you could find another wealthy GF...
>>28997325
I will work on my company when I am not at work
I looked at my steam account and have played over 500 hours of War Thunder. Imagine if I had actually been applying myself during those hours.
>maybe she wouldn't have left me
>>28997061
CAN I HAVE A JOB AT THIS COMPANY YOU ARE GOING TO MEME UP
you can fap all you want, no amount of orgasms will fulfill the need for human connection
>>28996974
False equivalency. You don't fap for the purpose of fulfilling the need for social relationships. It's a release.
>>28997026
>You don't fap for the purpose of fulfilling the need for social relationships.
...yes i do. when i feel lonely i masturbate. i want to hold a woman and my mind associates it with sex, so i masturbate.
>>28996974
When I fap, it's because i'm bored or aroused, not because I want physical contact with some whore.
>14 year-old girls are more chad than you will ever be
What is Chad anyway? Do we ever know anymore? Is it a guy who is alpha, or just a guy who is normal by most definitions? Because they look like Staceys to me.
>be 14 at my first party
>was just a bunch of horny girls and awkward guys who had nowhere hit puberty
>girls were harassing the guys to basically get naked and do sexual acts
>none of the guys were having it and we all sat on one side of the lounge room awkwardly looking around staring at these whores
>meanwhile the 6-8 girls stripped down to their undies and were all over each other
I will never forgot this...
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>>28996991
Alphas are Chad, normal people are normies and whatever worthless trash is left is us robots. And yes, you're correct in that they're Stacys (i.e. the female counterpart to Chad).
IT ENDS TODAY
THE ILLUSION OF PERCEPTION ENDS TODAY
EXISTENCE IS A TRAP AND TONIGHT I SHALL ESCAPE
>>28996768
Send us a postcard from the Martix, OP.
Don't do it man, stay there for the robots.
Eveything will get better, it always does.
You'll see.
Nothing is a trap. Life is only what you make out of it. There are no such things as illusions.
You count for people, I know it.
Be brave, and stay alive, with us !
Life will be beautiful, and you'll be just happy !
This entire thread seems like a matrix agent set-up
I don't know who or what to believe anymore
Both sides seem right
>How come you are lonely anon, finding a gf is so easy
When will this meme stop?. I did the math and I realized there are over 100 million lonely men worldwide. We have an army.Beta uprising when?
>>28996723
See that tiny blue dot in the middle of montana, thats me, friendo, more men than women
I guess that means that all the single women are living in rural areas?
>>28996723
the ONLY way for this to be possible is if women had multiple bf
>das Gefuhl wenn keine gf
>being a deutsch poster
>quel sentimento quando no ragazza
Komm, verpiss dich, du Spast.
come join my stream im bored and LONELY
twitch tv osmurr
hiroshima yourself faggot
>>28996501
rude man WTF pls join stream
dont go literally chad
also stop posting here
I don't want to wake up anymore. Everyday I do nothing and when I try to do something it ends terrible. Everyone of my efforts seem worthless. Liffe is like a big joke, but I'm not part of it. Maybe someone is actually watching me and the movie will end when I kill myself. I don't even feel like a person anymore, so why does it have to be like this?
Get medication, Anon. You need it.
>>28996479
Nobody would want to watch you, anon-kun.
Having said that... yes, life is a huge fucking pointless joke. So, you might as well find something fun to do wth your time. Build things. Play video games. Whatever. Enjoy the pointless joke while it lasts, mate.
kys if you want but don't sexualise Frejya