what does it mean when a girl says stuff like
>i thought about you
>"X" made me think about you
>etc..
is this how "friends" talk? and how the hell do i reply to that?
>>29501520
She is sexually harassing you
>>29501520
it's just a way to introduce an anecdote/experience they think you'll find interesting because it somehow pertains to you.
you respond by saying "oh, that's so cool, did [follow-up question]?"
no, it doesn't instantly mean they want your D, but it probably does mean they consider you a friend
>>29501565
>>29501520
OP u got friendzoned rock solid
>25 years old
>NEET for the last 10 months
>Criminal record (so no job prospects)
>Currently on bail and awaiting trial on new charges
>30grand in debt from university loans
>didn't actually graduate, got suspended in my final year due to being arrested
>living at home
>share a bedroom with my 20 year old brotherComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
why did you break the law? and let yourself get caught with it?
what did you do?
inb4 weed
Happy birthday, anon!
>>29501519
>share a bedroom with my 20 year old brother
>every day I have a fight with my father who verbally abuses me
>trying to lose weight but I'm still not far off being overweight
I'm sorry...
>Criminal record
What?
>ordered female hormones
WHAT?
>>29501519
>fat
>tries to run from police
Simple solution stol fucking stealing chocolate
I think my oneitis is secretly a robot.
Does this increase my odds?
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>>29501487
>Does this increase my odds?
No
yes and no
you might find it easier to talk and relate to her ad same goes with her.
Then again, she is a woman.
Old robots(25+) get in here, I wanna know what my future's gonna be like.
Do you still have hope? What keeps you going?
27. Not a neet. Waiting for the next depression to take over my life.
>>29501479
25 here, I've grown to know that I don't care what my future is, or what kind of outcome would result out of my actions.
I know that if I kept a diet, worked out and hung around people at all, I'd be "better" but, frankly, I just don't care. I weigh 140kg, not sure about my height and my dick was around 4.7 when hard, last time I checked. I just see no point in bothering for anything. I see no endgame that would make me happy or the least bit satisfied. Even if I'd try, in the...
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>>29501479
I'll be 24 in December, can I stay?
I fell for the lifting meme but it hasn't done shit for me.
In clothes I don't even look like I lift so that doesn't help at all, add my disgusting face to that and you have a ripped robot who hates his life.
Ask me anything I guess?
pic related, its me
what are you on, what is your virgin status
also you can show us your face since you are already an attention whore.
>>29501465
You lift for yourself, to have the body you want.
You don't lift in hope things will get magically better because you have abs.
I know countless guys that look like complete betas dyel faggots that get mad pussy, on a daily baisis, yet I lift and have nothing.
It's all in the confidence/beauty of the face/social skills.
If you are an ugly manlet with literally zero social skills, don't bother, no amount of pecs will help you.
>>29501465
What cycle are you on?
Thisis a reminder that another day, another dollar
>>29501428
>tfw smug wojak is taking over the NEET vs. wagecuck game
> tfw having more than $1 in your wallet
>>29501480
I'm a NEET and get 1600 bucks a month and my one and only single expense is 200 bucks a fortnight for board money.
EZ street, lads.
I sponge off my uncles company farm. It's great. No bills, no wage cuck mortgage, no debt. I can leave every light on, crank the aircon and heaters, leave my PC running all day, have the oven on just for extra heat. NEET life is KING life if do it right.
>Tfw 8/10, 6'1", fit, hung, med student
>Had to fight tooth and nail just to get an average gf
Wew, lads. The hypergamy is real. You need to be a full blown 10/10 Chad to even get the attention of 7/10 girls nowadays.
Pic related; me.
I'm a 4 and I have zero problems getting 7s. Maybe you're just boring?
>>29501381
This might be it anon. Are you interesting at all? Like, you sound like you'd be pretty self-focused.
>>29501381
I'm not a riot or anything, but I have a large friend group, and I seem to be able to entertain people just fine. Cyborg here though. I'm definitely a bit weird, but I fit in seamlessly with normies, as evidenced by the fact that I was able to fake it enough to get into med school, the bastion of extroverted Chads and Stacies.
Good morning robots! How is everyone? How's life?
Currently best day of my life since October 31 1940
>>29501357
fantastic woke to find weve taken back our country, and other eu countries including france are calling for there own referendum
funny thing is all the millionaire british celebrities who live in usa are saying we did the wrong thing.
>>29501363
You've been alive since 1940?
>>29501399
I've been hearing a lot about this UK thing as an American, and I'm a little out of the loop tbqh. What happened?
I'm deciding on ending my life today... thoughts?
it doesn't matter anyway. heat death of the universe is inevitable and free will is a myth. you are bound by the laws of physics, so nothing matters at all, you can't influence anything.
BRITAIN IS FREE!!! IT IS TIME FOR REJOICE M8!
>>29501379
>britcucks
>free
>Anon they're just feet! Why do our exposed soles turn you on so much?
They don't because I'm not a fucking faggot foot fetishist
clip your toe nails, you cretins.
>>29501359
/thread
preoriginalo
>tfw mother cleaned my cum drawer AGAIN
>I specifically told her not to clean my room, I'll do it myself
>go out, come home, fap, open drawer, no tissues
>mfw
I fapped so hard yesterday my dick still hurts
>>29501286
used to have that shit too. you better use a trash bin instead. (have it your own in your room)
>mum found the cum drawer
is there a site where you can give compliments to pretty girls and get a response from like? maybe a 'like' back or a message sometimes, anything.
i want attention from girls any advice
>>29501429
Earn money.
Literally get rich and they will all crawl to your feet.
>>29501265
Yeah, Facebook
TURN OFF YOUR MIND, RELAX AND FLOAT DOWN STREAM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HEY COFFEE EYES
YOU GOT ME COUGHING UP MY COOKIE HEART
MAKING PROMISES TO MYSELF
PROMISES LIKE SEEDS
OF EVERYTHING I COULD BE
If only everything was so simple
Any robots been sexually hypnotized before? It's good fun. I want to try it again but I don't have the privacy.
ITT: WE WRITE ROMANTIC TEXTS THAT U CAN SEND 2 GURLZ XDDD
ILL START:
IF U WER THE EU AN I WAS GREAT BRITTEN I WUD NEVER HAV REFRENDM 2 LEEV U (BCUZ NIGL FARG DON LOVE U LIK I DO XDDD) ALSO UR CUTR THAN SHEPHERDS PI
MEOW MEOW IF U WER MOOS AN I WER CAT I WOOD CHAS U (COZ UR COOT) IF U RAN AN EAT U IF YOU STAY (COZ DAT IS WAT CATES DO RIGHT? XD). ALSO I AM COOTE. LOL
IF U WERE HARRY POTTER AN I WAS HAGRID ID LET U RIDE MY BUCKBEAK AND DRINK MY POLYJUICE POTION
YOU READY TO TAKE 12 INCHES OF DICK TONIGHT?
GREAT WE WILL FUCK 3 TIMES
What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?6 days
>>29501232
16 years
vbdws
shiit maybe 2 weeks at most and that was one time, besides that maybe 3-4 days
8 hours
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