ITT: WE WRITE ROMANTIC TEXTS THAT U CAN SEND 2 GURLZ XDDD
ILL START:
IF U WER THE EU AN I WAS GREAT BRITTEN I WUD NEVER HAV REFRENDM 2 LEEV U (BCUZ NIGL FARG DON LOVE U LIK I DO XDDD) ALSO UR CUTR THAN SHEPHERDS PI
MEOW MEOW IF U WER MOOS AN I WER CAT I WOOD CHAS U (COZ UR COOT) IF U RAN AN EAT U IF YOU STAY (COZ DAT IS WAT CATES DO RIGHT? XD). ALSO I AM COOTE. LOL
IF U WERE HARRY POTTER AN I WAS HAGRID ID LET U RIDE MY BUCKBEAK AND DRINK MY POLYJUICE POTION
YOU READY TO TAKE 12 INCHES OF DICK TONIGHT?
GREAT WE WILL FUCK 3 TIMES
IF U WER A SURFBOARD I WOULD NEVER GET BORED BUT I WOULD GET BOARD BECAUSE U R A SURFBOARD AND I WOULD GET U