Is pepe a nigger?
>>25007948
No he has green skin
>>25007948
DYumb.
i suck gay penisses
What happens to GENETICALLY INFERIOR MALES in an ideal world?
White beta males would be forced to take hormones and please the prison population. This would reduce crime and each ape is given one white sissy to take home with him upon release.
Natural selection.
This removes the inferior males from the gene pool and leaves the alpha males to breed.
>>25007930
they mate with genetically inferior females but have only one child.
They don't have kids and condemn an innocent life to this fucked up world
>tfw too intellectual to work a minimum wage job
>>25007913
I think you are just smug and can't get a min. wage job because you go full autism during your interviews
>but im too strong to lift this 5lb weight
>>25007992
No, minimum wage labor is too taxing for my delicate constitution. I'm a thinker, not a doer
Do you like?
>Jerking off?
>Making Money?
If the answer to either of those question is YES, I'm here to offer you an amazing opportunity.
>MALE-MILKING
That's right we NEED your SEED.
Sign-up and a comely milk maiden will visit your home and instruct how to set up and use your brand-new MILKING MACHINE, after that the process is automatic!
Simply make two daily-deposits into the machine
and await weekly collection by a friendly courier...
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>>25007894
i'm ok with this idea
My seed better not be used by any roasties.
>>25007894
>What happens next, is none of your fucking business
>Scientists develop a drug that only kills non-chad sperms and a virus that will slowly and painfully kill NEETs until they do something with their lives
>fat
>neet
Pick both or you are a normie
being NEET is not normal no matter what you look like
t. NEET
>>25007875
Neither, though I'm probably going to quit my job and become a neet again soon
>>25007897
I did that. No idea what to do with my life.
who here /quitonlife/?
>drinking at 8 o clock in the morning
>step dad catches me grabbing a beer
>literally says "given up, huh?" I respond "yep." he nods respectfully.
>haven't showered in days
>stopped brushing my teeth
>stopped eating
It's strangely liberating.
Damn. Dont quit anon. I promise you can do it.
>>25007731
Do what nigga?
Me. It seems like it's the only option at this point.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3wxj1k/what_is_the_best_thing_about_being_unattractive/
>reddit thread about being ugly
What do you think?
captainmagictrousers 2 points an hour ago
I figured out how to browse Reddit on my toaster. The only downside is, whenever I upvote someone, I burn my bagel.
>mfw
>>25007696
awwwww yeeeee i'll put that bagel next to my hot upvotes
>>25007659
As always they try to make jokes out of serious topics for le upgoatz
Plz le upgoat diz post plz friends thenks u
>go to hairdresser today
>while she cuts my hair start thinking about ''Just fuck my shit up'' meme
>can't stop thinking about it
>start to grin and laugh like an autist
>''is everything ok anon?''
>''y-yes''
>start to sweat really bad
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kek, I also think about that when I have to cut my hair.
Happens when I go get tendies at the local Burger King, too.
>>25007601
>wake up 6 minutes ago
>eat a cliff bar
>get water
>eat banana
>read story about autism
>post on 4chan
Fuck sake, I'm going to get my hair cut in an hour, now that's all I'm gonna be able to think of. Thanks cunt.
>got hugged ironically by a girl today
how did your first hug go if you had one /r9k/?
>hugged ironically
story
POST THE STORY OP
I think my mom was the first person to hug me when I was born.
Who /subhumanhumangarbage/ here?
I deserve to be maimed or killed.
>>25007579
Reporting in
Originaru desu
>>25007579
please commit double suicide with me anon
I want to be executed by a firing squad or beaten to death with a lead pipe desu
>Girl gets burn injuries
>Oh no, that's so sad, here, we'll give you a free trip to disney world
>I spend ENTIRE LIFE being kissless handholdless virgin
>lol anon, stop complaining
Why the double standards?
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/15/young-burn-victim-surprised-with-disney-world-trip.html
It's because she's 8, if she were 10 years older, no one would care. Fucking stupid if you ask me.
>>25007542
I definitely dont like roasties or stacies but come on, life is shit for burn victims regardless of gender...
Sometimes I really can't tell if I am being baited or not, and it makes /r9k/ that much more enjoyable.
ITT: Feels you think no one understands
>Knowing your friend will never forgive you for going out with his oneitis
>>25007516
Thats so deep
>>25007516
the hell is a "oneitis?
>your thread has lived up to its description so far
>>25007586
New friend pls go.
People who enjoy football are full-on normies.
true/false
I enjoy football but I'm a friendless KHV.
>>25007433
>>25007387
I lay the case to rest
"""""Foot"""""ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pobbwioAIO8
why do normies hate on hentai so much
>he jerks off to cartoons!
it's a lot more fun and sexy than "professional porn" where you have to look at nasty faced women caked in makeup with big fake titties and cellulite on their butts and watch them pretend to enjoy getting fucked and bukkaked
it also accomodates a much wider array of fetishes, and nobody is harmed in the process
id jack off to that if i could, but the fact that its not real just bores me
i cant do pro porn either, i can only watch home shot stuff
>>25007218
Hello /h/
I thought you and /a/ and /e/ all went 2D only.
There's no need for you to come here and join in our suffering over 3DPD.I love hentai too, sempai
>>25007233
>>25007233
>mfw the grilz in porn are just as fake.
>mfw the grilz are plastic
>mfw the grilz pretend to have a good time
Explain to me how porn is any more different than hentai. Jacking off to real girls does not make your hand anymore a vagina so go sit in a corner.
i just realized we are not the only ones
this is not just a robot problem. just go to facebook or any dating site and make a profile, you will be contacted by hundreds of guys who already got their shit together.
i mean if guys that got their shit together, total normies can't get gf's then its really widespread phenomena of either
1.lots of guys who simply chose not to have a gf
2.there are simply more men then woman and the statistics are so skewed we don't know how many
Have we started the flame?
>>25007211
what flame?
>>25007223
The flame rises brother