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Do you like?

>Jerking off?
>Making Money?

If the answer to either of those question is YES, I'm here to offer you an amazing opportunity.

>MALE-MILKING

That's right we NEED your SEED.
Sign-up and a comely milk maiden will visit your home and instruct how to set up and use your brand-new MILKING MACHINE, after that the process is automatic!
Simply make two daily-deposits into the machine
and await weekly collection by a friendly courier
What happens next, is none of your fucking business.
You will be paid the equivalent of $5/ml
Which could be as much as $25 PER SESSION
PLUS special prizes for our monthly MVPs

SIGN UP TODAY!!
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>>25007894
i'm ok with this idea
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My seed better not be used by any roasties.
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>>25007894
>What happens next, is none of your fucking business
>Scientists develop a drug that only kills non-chad sperms and a virus that will slowly and painfully kill NEETs until they do something with their lives
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>>25007894
I'm down with this.
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I'm not contributing to feminism by giving women the ability to reproduce without men, if they don't at least have sex with me for it.
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>>25007894
Why can't the milk maiden take samples directly?
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I'd be the one milking you though
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