>tfw too intellectual to work a minimum wage job
>>25007913
I think you are just smug and can't get a min. wage job because you go full autism during your interviews
>but im too strong to lift this 5lb weight
>>25007992
No, minimum wage labor is too taxing for my delicate constitution. I'm a thinker, not a doer
>>25007913
Did you go to college or at least do well in high school?
Because if you did then you shouldn't have a problem getting a minimum wage job.
>tfw too mature for a relationship
>>25008025
You need at least a masters degree to get a non-walmart/burger king job in 2015
>>25008072
wat
are you fucking kidding me?
>>25008113
He's lying. Just get an internship while you're studying and you're set.
>tfw never had to work a minimum wage job
feels good man