I DON'T NEED HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM
Stop yelling.
If you really didn't need him you wouldn't need to do this.
Who is "HIM"? Are you a "she'?
I'll start. I think I might clean today.
Trash pile has been accumulating for some time
more trash
Hello CIA
>tfw slept through wage cucking shift
>boss texted me and i just told a lie
>tfw might get fired now
any wagecucked robots know this feel? i need money for rent and tendies
>>25569367
>caring about your scumbag boss
lol whut
Exploit your work place.
Minimum Wage?
Minimum Effort.
>>25569387
im paid $12 an hour tho not min wage
>>25569405
What do you do?
i only make 9.75 :(
Bros... this film embodies several crucial aspects of /r9k/. In my opinion it depicts our society in the aftermath of the Beta Uprising. I request all of you to view it as soon as you get the chance.
Hmm... seems like pretentious 2deep4u shit to me.
Thanks anon I was looking to increase my film backlog.
>>25569354
I concur OP.... there are definite elements of /r9k/ presented here. Unfortunately the 'memebers' of this board are too plebeian to appreciate its surreal beauty and aesthetic.
who /wide jaw/ here?
>>25569346
Long narrow face shape is best
>>25570255
This. I have an oval face shape and it's more feminine than the wider face shape, but whatever.
>>25569346
I had a long narrow face but I grew a beard and it makes my jaw look like the Crimson Chin
Do your worst to him. I want to see how creative you guys can get.
>>25569206
That will teach him
I'd call him a faggot but even faggots wouldn't wear a cardigan over a button down, what the fuck
Guy looks like he joined drama in highschool for the chicks but ended up with tons of "girl friends", metrosexual receding-hairline looking ass
looks like a cool guy imho
who /hemorrhoids/ here?
>itchy butt
>take a poop
>wipe my ass
>get really deep in there
>blood
what do I do?
>>25569163
get one of those proper pooping foot stools for a start. Western toilets are basically designed for suffering as it turns out. Really, shit will literally slide rite out if you change your poop position, friendo.
>>25569163
Wipe with wet ones instead of tp
>tfw genetic hemorrhoids
Thanks Dad.
>I'm such a nice guy why don't women like me
Pro tip being a coward doesn't mean you're a nice guy
>I'll treat her better than Chad
>treats his own mom like shit
Pretty much, OP.
Some guys are under the impression that if you don't offend anyone you are nice. That's just being spineless and self centered for you are not being genuine and are just trying to make sure no one dislikes you, which makes you a coward like you said.
It's unattractive, especially in males.
Nice guy is a feminist meme, fuck off back to tumblr, whore. I hope I you get raped by an aids nigger.
I am not nice, I hate women and niggers. I don't have a gf because I can't spend 5 minutes with a girl without telling her the truth about herself. No one here ever thought they were a nice guy. You want nice go to our sister board [s4s].
Why do I feel like crying all the time, yet... can't? I haven't cried in years, since I was like 16, and I'm miserable.
>>25569057
Why do you feel like crying all the time?
>>25570234
I don't know. You know that feeling when you're on the verge of crying but tears haven't formed yet? That's basically how I feel all the time.
>>25570291
I know that feel all too well (I've dealt and will be dealing with it for a few more weeks). But I can cry, all it needs is some sort of trigger. Sorry for that word, but that's how it is.
But I think you KNOW why you feel sad all the time. Tell us.
Am Homosexual now
>>25568981
post dickplease sir
>>25569011
Or rather, post name.
>>25569044
boylady fa
>tfw finally had my first kiss and gf ever, at age 28
>everything was going fine, the perfect relationship basically
>two months fast forward
>she dreams about our future, she tells me she loves me, she asks me (jokingly) if i want to marry her
>two week later
>she breaks up with me because she "does not want a serious relationship at this point in her life"
jesus christ....
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I have no idea OP. Goodluck tho
>>25568969
>the perfect relationship
>2 months
I dont think that even quallifies as a long term relationship?
Where did you meet? Where are you in your life?
>>25568969
they are fucking retarded and only care for themselves.
also, if you wanna keep going, find other women to date. best thing would be to date several cunts at once so if one gets retarded again, you still have some other sidebitch.
I have a very big cock, yeah. It feels good walking around, knowing that I have the biggest cock at any given time. In a room full of 1000 different people, my cock is larger than 999 of them, statistically speaking of course.
*sigh*
I just love the feeling of my big cock ramming womens pussys, it's so large that they can barely fit it into their mouths. My cock is so veiny and thick and hard that women would laugh at your dicklet if it was naked and you were standing beside my massive cock. Even when I'm not erect my penis is still larger than yours....
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>Implying I don't have the biggest dick in the land
respond. Dicklets.
I'll have whatever drugs OP has.
Since I'm really shy to talk to girls, how could I get a girl to like me over Facebook and how should I talk to her/ask her out?
Just confess your love in a huge paragraph out of nowhere, girls like guys who are spontaneous
>>25568883
Yea but I think it will be a bit really creepy for the girl if I do that. How should I write the message? Any ideas so I won't get humiliated?
>>25568961
Hey how are you?
What are you doing?
Wanna hang out time to time?
Want to go out with me sometime?
Someone please insult me, quickly! Don't give me any warmth at all, please just genuinely do your best to make me feel awful.
If you need some inspiration, I'm a 6'2" tall tranny on hormones who doesn't feel a connection with anyone.
>>25568795
You're very manly
You'll never be the gender you want to be, you're probably disgusting looking, most trannies commit suicide, and you even being transexual is because of a brain disorder. You're essentially a mentally ill failure waste of space and the only people that will treat you normally are really only doing so for the liberal ego-boost of befriending/being nice to a tranny because that's what "in"
>>25568839
Thank you.
I also consider myself to be better at programming than anyone I know, and even call myself an artist sometimes because I want to make video games so much, yet it's been years since I finished anything I started on on my own accord, and I've never managed to finish a really big project that I started from scratch despite having tried many times.
Please insult me for that too.
W-Would anyone be my bf on here? I'm kinda shy desu..
Pic is me, not showing my full face tho ._.
>>25568775
Nice filename.
>tfw already have qt /r9k/ gf and we're loyal to eachother
Goodluck with the whole catfishing thing anyways.
sure why not pal
You forget the timestamp, roastie