Why are you such sad cunts?
Why don't you become a sick cunt?
Because I don't know where to get steroids
>>25715057
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREAT ZYZZ
ZYZZ WAS AS PURE AND PERFECT AS POSSIBLE
YOU CAN ONLY DREAM OF BEING THE ANGEL THAT HE WAS
Yeah, just look at all these "sick cunts" whose problems were all solved by lifting things up and putting them down again...
ive decided to kms in a few days, been thinking about it for a very long time so my mind is made up. im not going to just crawl into a ball and blow my brains out though, I want to live a little before its over. ive got like 2000 bucks saved up and I want to blow all of it in the next couple days
obviously i'll spend a few hundred bucks on various drugs, but idk what else to do with it. rent a fancy car? go on a hot air balloon ride? give me suggestions
>>25715024
Man, get yourself to Vegas. Spend 200 on some good clothes, get yourself a cheap room and hit the Spearmint Rhino. Offer a girl your remaining 1K to come home and ride yiu like a wild pony.
Shoot yourself in the face just after you cum. That's the only way to fade in style.
no point; you'll just have fun spending money; realize that some small pockets of life are actually worth living; Then cry harder as you realize those moments, as rare as they are, pretty much make it worth sludging through a shitty life 99.9% of the time just for those few moments.
And once you snap out of it; you'll be broke; so challenge mode.
>>25715024
donate it to charity
Guys are either two things
>too serious
Or
>too goofy, playful and childish. Like they literally can never be serious.
Why can't there be nice in-betweens?sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 13 year old.
>>25714965
You've never gotten to know a guy well enough to see another side of them besides the one they show to everyone.
I'm a girl,most of my friends have been guys since forever, and I've never seen this.
I love being a happy carefree manchild, fuck off cunt
>>25714965
Who is this hottie. Please don't say minor.
So, I finally downloaded Tinder just for shits and giggles. After the first day I got a match with an 8/10 qt 3.14 and managed to get her nudes after a few hours. I'm a 6/10 robot with low self esteem so I was wondering: What's your excuse for not trying Tinder?
Pic related: That's me in the picture
>>25714941
Used tinder, got a girlfriend, she dumped me because im fucked up.
Nice Wood Allen look anon.
>>25714941
>nudes
How does one do that?
>mfw Tinder match as I typed this message up
>>25714941
>>25715044
yeah, thought woody allen at first glance too
>she doesn't like you
>she was just going places with you to be polite
>every moment with you was probably awful
It's pathetic how the random decisions of this girl can make or break my entire day.
>>25714888
>she was just going places with you to be polite
Logically I know most people will not hang out with others for the sake of politeness, but sometimes I have gone out of my way to hang out with people to be kind, so I assume others would behave the same way.
Another, much related feel, OP is where they hang out with you because they don't want to be alone during that half hour between classes and none of their real friends are available.
>y-y-yeah...
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it's a horrifying feeling that she doesn't like or respect you at all and is just talking to you because she feels pity or her other friends aren't around or because she wants an orbiter but what really fucks me is when I feel like she is only talking to me because she has no one else. Like there's that connection but she still doesn't respect you or like you or anything...
>>25716348
>pity
>her friends aren't around
>wants an orbiter
>has no one else
I fell in love with someone who only talked to me when they had no other friends. Now they're adjusting to living in this town, and they don't talk to me anymore.
lol
>tfw no mtg bf
>tfw no cutie robot bf
>>25714792
>tfw mtg bf
>>25714792
If you were a hand I'd mulligan you
ps kill yourself
>Wednesday
>>25714749
HEY ITS HUMP DAY :^)
>>25714749
>>25714769
it's time to end it
>>25714749
not a bad idea. might join you
does reddit confuse the shit out of anyone else
i totally get subreddits like pics, funny, cute animals, things like that, where people just upvote things they like. but i don't get discussion boards where people talk about politics, the news, etc. with the bizarre comment system how the fuck does it even work? the comments don't seem to have any rhyme or reason or logical order, its all sorted by popularity (even if you sort by "new" people only care about the super popular ones). so how the fuck do you discuss shit on there? im not asking because...
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Why do you think we don't like it? It promotes groupthink. At least here everyone's anonymous so no one gives a shit if they sound like an asshole.
>>25714510
Dude it's another shitty gimmicky website where you can't be anonymous and if you have a true opinion about something it will either get upvoted or downvoted DEPENDING ON IF PEOPLE LIKE IT.
Why the fuck would you even go there? Only time I ever go there is when someone from reddit comes here, posts a link and says "OH YOU GOTTA READ THIS GUYS!!" Then I read the topic or article or whatever and I come back on post on 4chan.
Reddit is such a confusing shit site. I don't know...
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>>25714510
Some subreddits are pretty good for a certain purpose. Such as r/SyrianCivilWar. Reddit is a decent social news site for that purpose but quickly falls off into an abyss of meme regurgitating ciclejerkery once you leave it's narrowly defined purpose.
he lived in his mom's house until he passed on. he watched everyone he loved die before him, and then he finally moved on too.
she is in love with herself
on her milk white neck, the devil's mark.
Saint Peter, i know he would protest.
>tfw zero friends on steam
video games are for children
steam community is so shit anyway
>tfw have around 30 friends on steam
>tfw all of them added me
>tfw I can count on any of them to play co op with me or help me out etc
Tell us a bedtime story anon.
>>25714201
how about you fuck off out of my bed you little whores
Once upon a time there were two girls who shouldn't have drank what I gave them.
once there was a loser. he died sad and alone.
>tfw you will never be doug heffernan
>you will never be a hen pecked moron forced to let an old jew live in your house while he screams and throws tantrums like a baby when he doesn't get his way
MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY
MY MASK IS GETTING TIGHT
IM SITTING HERE A CAPTIVE
ON THE CIA PLANE TONIGHT
I DON'T CARE CAUSE ALL I WANNA DO
IS CRASH THIS PLANE AND DRIVE RIGHT HOME FOR YOU
CAUSE BANEBY ALL MY LIFE I WILL BE A BIG GUY FOR YOU
How the fuck did someone already use this? I fucking wrote it awhile back.
>>25714181
That was beautiful.
>>25714162
>tfw you will never secretly care about that jew and sometimes find his antics to be endearing and funny
To be fair though, doug can be a bit of a beta I agree, but he has his moments.
>sitting at a house party on the couch
>been drinking vodka and cokes all night like a boss
>grill sat next to me talking
>she offers me a coffee. Not sure why, but she made that shit like a supreme wife material
>drank that shit and started talking about the skeptical philosophy of Hume and his influence on contemporary postmodernism.
> after 20 minutes feel a coffee fart brewing but figure...
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>vodka and coke
What the FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE
and thus a robot is born
>>25714091
Drink of kings.
If you're high school or community college, you're not a robot
If you're "still a virgin" and not even 20 years old yet, you're not a robot.
If you are depressed for reasons unknown to you, you're not a robot.
If you have left the house in the past week for literally any reason, you're not a robot.
>>25714033
What about university if Im in STEM?
>>25714267
>NEET
>in STEM
kys
>>25714437
He didn't call himself a NEET you fucking troglodyte
>"but, being a women is so hard!"
>>25714030
i'm getting there
>>25714030
this just states that women don't own firearms which is true
Men are weak and feel the need to kill themselves for stupid reasons more often.