So, I finally downloaded Tinder just for shits and giggles. After the first day I got a match with an 8/10 qt 3.14 and managed to get her nudes after a few hours. I'm a 6/10 robot with low self esteem so I was wondering: What's your excuse for not trying Tinder?
Pic related: That's me in the picture
>>25714941
Used tinder, got a girlfriend, she dumped me because im fucked up.
Nice Wood Allen look anon.
>>25714941
>nudes
How does one do that?
>mfw Tinder match as I typed this message up
>>25714941
>>25715044
yeah, thought woody allen at first glance too
>>25715077
Someone think of a good pickup line having to do with riding an elephant. This shouldn't be too difficult.
>>25715077
I wish i knew it, after some time she literally asked me if I liked her and why I wasn't hitting on her if I did. After that it was all downhill
>>25715109
Hey gurl, I was the protagonist of David Lynch's Elephant Man, do you want to ride me?
>>25714941
post pics of the convos or you're lying woody allen
>>25715109
If you like trunks check what I have
>>25715267
The conversation is in italian since i live in Italy, plus I'm on my way to university and there's no way I'm posting the screenshots without editing out the names/faces.
>>25715044
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>>25715267
Thanks for comparing me to Woody Allen btw
