I FUCKING HATE MY JOB
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
SOMEONE JUST PUT A FUCKING BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD
>>25744376
Just suck your boss off or something
You should have started selling fish a long time ago.
Why are you autistic fucks so lacking in common sense? Quit, nigger.
/thread
Daily reminder 2pac is a fraud
>>25744361
Hey, tell the ppl who pay u to spread dis bullshit to go fuck themselves.
>>25744361
As someone who was with him the day before he was shot I assure you he wrote his own lyrics.
>>25744618
George Bernard was shot?
Oh hey, NEETcuck, didn't see you there. Though I heard your heavy mouth-breathing. How are things going?
Me? I'm good, just in my engineering class. I'm sitting next to my friends and we're engaging in jokes and making fun of NEETs. Later we're all going out for delicious sushi for lunch, which we can afford because we all had internships the last semester.
But tell me again how good your pathetic life is. Tell me how good it is to wake up late. Tell me how good it is to not have a girlfriend to go home to. My girlfriend sleeps naked next...
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NEETs absolutely
B T F O
T
F
O
No words from the NEETs. They're scared.
Bruh I'm in education but my life goal is to be a stable NEET. Don't pretend that ANY form of work is enjoyable.
You have but one rule, one duty to fulfill my fellow robots.
You have the FREEDOM, the POWER to do anything you want.
But under no circumstance, in ANY situation will you ever commit this one sin with the enemy.
Salute men, and say this with me.
> "I WILL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE"
> "EVER"
> "MARRY"
> "A ROASTIE"
You can fuck them, you can date them indefinitely(2 years is max...
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Get the fuck out of here normal faggot.
Only normies make pledges sorry faggot
>>25744157
The armored and colossal titans are both in this picture
who /DUDEWEEDLMAO/ here?
>just picked up 5gs of quality greens for $40
Dude weed
Where?
dude
weed
I made brownies because smoking is bad for you, Anon. The butter was infused from 11:11PM to 4:20AM. I think I will have some toast.
dude weed
where do I find a new plug besides just getting suggestions from coworkers? I'd much rather buy some good shit online but I wouldn't know where to start and if to trust them
Have you nerds ever done sexual hypnosis before? I legitimately think it's turned me partially into a faggot. So I heard about it, and got curious. I downloaded a random mp3,got a blanket and got comfy. I was expecting some bitch to make me cum without hands or some shit, idk. Didn't read too much into it. Although I now wish I did read into it, because it was some fucking sissy training shit. For an entire hour this shit was brainwashing me. I'm normally a pretty alpha dude, but fuck man I'm still feeling the effects. I hope time heals me.
Tldr sexual...
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>>25744006
>sexual hypnosis
wat
>>25744006
it wouldnt work unless you were a faggot already
I actually spent a few months watching sissy hypnosis videos and shit like that. I'm a bit of a faggot as it is but not out in the open, and I still like chicks so I guess I might be bi or something. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the sissy videos were messing with my head and I stopped watching them once I realised I was dressing like a girl and fucking/sucking multiple dildos while watching them. True story.
Why isn't she wearing some panties? And why is she sitting like that?
If I was in front of her I'd try to masterbate through my pockets or desperately approach her asking to lick her feet and habe de pusi
>>25743961
we call the ones on the outside "pants" senpai
panties are the ones that are inside which cover the vulva and contact with the pubic hairs
>>25744112
I can see all those years of daily grammar lessons are really paying off
my 15 year old brother spends literally 30-45 minutes every night taking a shit
I think he has some serious problems
You're fucking stupid opie-san
Now that people have smart phones, doesn't anyone?
>>25743949
Probably taking a wank lad
YAAAAWN*burp*
Oh hey wagie,
Almost didnt see you there while I finished my handmade subway sandwich.
Praise my personal sandwich artist.
Nonetheless hows life treating you? Was that Mr. Shekelstein that yelled at you because you came in 2 minutes late? Gee this must be the hard knock life everybody is talking about, heh?
Oh well, for me, I am heading to the libary to study the works of Jean-Jacques Rosseau. A very interesting person, who I am sure you never heard about.
As you know, time is money, I have to go now.
Oh and of course never forget,
Another...
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Started working for free this week , my job is fun. Today it was too much snow to get there feeling sad that I have to stay home .
>>25743853
I fucking love this meme.
I can just imagine the person writing this sitting in front of his computer, as he does everyday, typing up the same thread, trying to convince himself that he is not the biggest loser ever, while the empty pizza boxes, a pile of unwashed clothes and the horrible stench show the opposite.
But hey, at least you "made a wagecuck salty" on the internet, right? ;)
>>25743853
*burps*
Oh hey
*farts*
wagekuks
*sharts*
*shits*
I bet Mr. Shekelstein is really cracking down on you after that four day holiday break
*pukes*
Enjoy that commute. Better go warm the car before you head out!
>at the office.
>coworker girl always ask me to buy her a weaboo fish shaped ice cream.
>she is kawaii as fuck.
>she gets me to play with her some retarded cat game on my cellphone with her.
>she insists that she wants the fish ice cream everyday while she does kawaii sounds like growling like a fucking pokemon n shit.
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Keep going with it.
That's what an alpha would do
I hope you realize she views you as her gay friend.
>>25743764
An alpha wouldn't care about gay shit like that.
THIS is how normies see you robots.
>>25743653
holy generalizations batman
Roles reversed the outcome would still be the same.
>>25743653
The only interesting person in the comic?
Why aren't you a crosdressor yet, /r9k/?
no homo desu
just fapping to dem shemales
>>25743591
Because I am not a gun possesing monkey
I was for a year, but since the only reason for it was to attention whoring it got boring. Now I'm stuck with all these girl clothes that I can't throw away because that would be a waste of money.
>That guy who constantly apologizes
>That guy who hesitates before every other word
>That guy who never makes eye contact
>>25743531
>have a friend like that
>he has a gf
>they've been together for about 2 years now
>I'm still alone
>>25743531
What are you gonna do about it?Sorry, never mind...
>>25743531
It's official, I've been defined by a greentext
>>25743544
I had a gf for about 3 years, can guarantee I have no shot at getting one ever again
Would you date a girl who wanted to collect your piss?
>>25743426
Nope never, why you ask OP?
Is a grill who does that asking you out, or are you a grill that collects urine?
Will she pee pee on my wee wee if i let her collect my pee pee?
Uh, sure, I guess. It's weird but what do I really care? I'mso fucking lonely somebody please save me
Gimme your rarest pepe you've got!
I always wondered what happened to the chon userbase when it died and moot reinstated r9k here.
this rare peep
Bumpiyybump