my 15 year old brother spends literally 30-45 minutes every night taking a shit
I think he has some serious problems
You're fucking stupid opie-san
Now that people have smart phones, doesn't anyone?
>>25743949
Probably taking a wank lad
>hold my shit in for days
>actually have a damaged anus
>>25743949
he's wanking you fuck
>>25743949
>most people literally take a shit every day
I have no idea how they do this, nor why they seem to think it desireable
>>25744012
>not taking a nice shit after a day of hard work
I love the feeling of my bowels emptying and releasing all that toxic waste from my body
I wish I never had to shit or piss again.
>>25743949
i always take that much time to shit, often have a day or two of constipation, often bloating and gas, some nausea docs told me to do the camera in the colon thing but fuck that shit man, there is a good chance it might rupture your gut or worse, at least bloodtests seemed fine
Wtf man 40 mins is pretty short for me
Tbh I bring my laptop and shitpost while on the shitter
I fucking love unleashing hell after a long day
It just feels good and I can get away from my loudass normie family
>>25743949
He could just have really messy ones.
>take a shit
>slides out fine, is all out within 2 minutes
>the very end bit is of a completely different consistencey from the rest (which is perfectly formed) and gets everywhere
>take 15 minutes just wiping what should have been a 5-minute shit
>>25743949
> 15yo
He's jerkin it.
>>25743949
mahfukka hes pulling the pulling the goalie knawmsaying
>>25745539
iktf
>get home from work
>sit on the shitter for 10 minutes
>browse /k/ and /r9k/
>shit out a days worth of taco bell
