Who here has no interest in anything ?
I know I could do anything if I put my mind into it, but I just can't. Everything is boring and challenge doesn't even interest me anymore.
I don't even know if I really want anything in life, I just go to bed, spend time on my computer, eat and go back to bed...
The more I try, the more I hate what I'm doing.
>>25819341
Sounds like depression. Also, how often do you fap? Excessive fapping fucks up with your dopamine
OP here
>>25819403
I have depression.
Lately I only do so a few times a day, a while back I would fap 10+ times a day. But I even grew tired of that.
>>25819341
I feel the same. I have literally no direction in life and cant really see myself doing anything other then going an hero.
>>25819403
Ive been fapping only once a week for half a year now. It didnt really make much difference.
> Want a virgin GF, only hope is getting her before puberty.
> mfw when realizing that Japan's age of consent is 13
they have prefecture based laws, like in Tokyo you cant fug a girl under 18
silly I know
>>25819194
> mfw when realizing that Japan's age of consent is 13
While on a federal level that's true many prefectures set the AoC much higher, take >>25819220 as an example
the more you know
>>25819194
You do realize Japan is an abnormal country. Over 40% of female adults 35 and younger are virgins there. The male virginity rate is much higher though in the mid 60%.
What do robots think of the movie Drive?
one of the best movies of all time. I make everyone watch it and no one understands why its great so fuck you
>inb4 aspie gosling
>inb4 no plot
>inb4 road house with cars
>>25819008
what genre is it? is it about cars?
I've only ever seen part of it, up to the scene where the driver decides to help the husband of the girl he likes. The DVD I rented was scratched and wouldn't play past that. It seemed like a good movie though. I liked the soundtrack.
>tfw no amputated doll gf
>having to feed and bathe your fleshlight
>tfw even an amputee woman can find a provider
Literal tutorial mode
>>25818884
To be fair, you should wash out any fleshlight
> tfw no gentle femdom gf
> tfw a girl will never hold you down and have her way with you
> she will never laugh at your girly moans
> she will never think it's cute when you get embarrassed
> she will never force you to finish inside her
> she will never hold you afterwards and tell you you're a good boy
What's even the point man, just kill me
>tfw deep down you're really into this kind of thing but ignore it because you know women aren't really like that
>>25818959
> tfw you've accepted this will never happen to you
Even once would be nice, there must be SOMEBODY out there willing to do this
>>25819020
Probably have to pay for it
Hola Wagecucks. Just thought myself Spanish since I have time to persue my passions and not be a Slave. Adios, putas.
is it just me or is /r9k/ slowly becoming a shitty ESL board
>teaches self Spanish
>still can't spell in english
>>25818893
Fuck you wagecuck your just jelly you aren't bi lingual like me.
My life is interesting so much so that I was asked to have a movie made about me so hah
>seeing models
>when I was a kid they always looked like "women"
>get older
>realize that all models/actresses/pretty women to be looked at are about 18-22 years old
>grow older
>these women will always stay the same age
Does this feel weird to anybody else? Like every time you see a hot body in a magazine where you're supposed to think "hrrrngu I'd really...
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>>25818230
>jerk off as a teen
>all the pornstars are older than me
>think about how I'll have sex like that one day
>jerk off now
>most pornstars are younger than me
>mfw still a virgin
>>25818230
Sounds like you've just taken a big step through the looking glass into understanding the necessary truth of evolutionarily-determined gender dynamics that no-one is supposed to talk about.
Yes, it's somewhat creepy:
When I talk about this insight with people, I usually formulate it that way:
As a 16 year old, I fapped to 22 year old Jessica Alba kind of models. When I was 22 myself I fapped to 22 year olds. Now with 30 I do the same and it's just biology - pic related.
If I was a female, I'd be crazy too. Guys don't apprechiate that they have till 40 and still be attractive. With 27 girls start to get baby paranoid and not a single 33 year old woman looks better than her 23 year old healthy self.
Who /wantssiblings/ here?
I think my life would of turned out better if I had an older brother or sister to guide me when I was younger.
>tfw was the older brother
>tfw father left when I was three, brother was months old
>tfw mother is a hysterical retard who doesn't know how to teach us anything
>I am the only male figure he has to look up to
>The only figures I have to look up to are rappers and crime movie characters
>I end up an explosive psycho with a history of violence
>he ends up...
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I have an older brother, he neverNEVERtaught me anything, plus left us when I was about 8 and he 15, I only saw him years later, we barely talk now we just grew apart
>have brother older by three years
>share room with him
>druggie loser that dropped out of college
>steals money from me
>practically dont have a room, sleep in living room
>whole family hates him
>wont get kicked out
>room is full of pee bottles and is a disgusting mess and he smells like literal shit
>severely...
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>make tinder using the best aesthetic pictures I have
>get next to no matches even though I swipe right on nearly every single girl
>make Chad tinder
>every. Fucking. Swipe. Is a match.
Why live brobots?
Improve. You have till 36yo. Focus on enjoin the journey.
post chad pics
replace chad pics with yours. they all have 500 matches and wont notice. then theyll be so stupid and prideful thinking "well i mustve amatched this guy for a reasoj"
come on man.
Had enough of this ride, \r9k/. Bye guys hopefully I'll see you all in robot heaven. Where do I stab myself to make it quick?
carotid artery, right side of your neck. near the jaw, where you can feel your pulse.
so long space robot
>>25817954
Right under where the jawbone curves? Think I found it yeah feels as thick as a tendon thanks bro
Don't fucking stab yourself idiot. People routinely survive getting repeatedly stabbed. Literally take some kind of drug and slit your wrists, you'll pass out before feeling anything.
Which should I watch: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, or One-Punch Man?
Jojo's way overrated, it's just full of literal memes.
Just imagine if 4chan made a cartoon.
That's what Jojo is to 2ch.
I don't know much about 1-punch though.
You should watch Kaiji, not these normie/weeboo shits.
Just read Berserk or something.
Ok. For the next hour you can ask me anything
Why are you such an enormous faggot
>>25817792
I guess because I can't talk to girls I started to look on traps
why do you have a mustache that looks like you sneeze shit?
Now, this is a school where I wouldn't mind if a robot started a shooting...
A day ago there was a story about over in Europe some tranny got his head bashed in by a refugee after being tricked by the real and I got downvoted into oblivion for saying "well that solves the mental illness problem"
Is that just a generic poster someone printed with their home printer or is that some canvas print? Either way, you should tell whoever put that up to get a better taste in webcomics
>saying something you dont like is now considered "violence"
Welcome to new America.
The original comment system is absolutely ruining /r9k/
>>25816897
these desu senpai
>>25816897
>Ruining garbage
How?
It'll probably be gone in a half year or so.
What do you think of this 4chan love story, fellow robots?
I think there's no way i'm reading all that shit
>>25816768
You're missing out
>>25816768
it's nowhere as much as it seems to