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>seeing models
>when I was a kid they always looked like "women"
>get older
>realize that all models/actresses/pretty women to be looked at are about 18-22 years old
>grow older
>these women will always stay the same age

Does this feel weird to anybody else? Like every time you see a hot body in a magazine where you're supposed to think "hrrrngu I'd really love to fuck her!" it's an 18 year old girl. Then I remember when I was 18 and I was retarded and I didn't have a car and I worked a fast food job.

I just had a little think about this and it's kind of depressing me for whatever reason.
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>>25818230
>jerk off as a teen
>all the pornstars are older than me
>think about how I'll have sex like that one day

>jerk off now
>most pornstars are younger than me
>mfw still a virgin
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>>25818230

Sounds like you've just taken a big step through the looking glass into understanding the necessary truth of evolutionarily-determined gender dynamics that no-one is supposed to talk about.
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Yes, it's somewhat creepy:

When I talk about this insight with people, I usually formulate it that way:
As a 16 year old, I fapped to 22 year old Jessica Alba kind of models. When I was 22 myself I fapped to 22 year olds. Now with 30 I do the same and it's just biology - pic related.

If I was a female, I'd be crazy too. Guys don't apprechiate that they have till 40 and still be attractive. With 27 girls start to get baby paranoid and not a single 33 year old woman looks better than her 23 year old healthy self.
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I'm 28 and I'd fuck the shit out of an 18 year old girl. I don't care if it makes me a creep. It's legal so fuck you.
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>>25818833

Feels good to be male, man. Hell, even though I'm balding, I can just go for the shaven headed look.
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>>25818947
I'm 29 and you can do that via tinder
inb4 normie/Chad
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>>25818947
>implying an 18 year old girl wants to fuck a 28 year old
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>>25818230
Yes its very messed up, but that is life.
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>>25819018
I did nothing of the sort.
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>>25818833
>they have till 40 and still be attractive
more like 25 and women don't get paranoid until they are 35, they still believe they are the 21 year old that gets hit on all the time and one day Chad will commit
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>>25819114
They sure are more paranoid with 35 if they are still child less, but I'm the 29yo guy posting above and I know from experience when they get serious with the baby talk.
As a rule, they get told that after 32 it gets more problematic to conceive (which is true)

and I'm more attractive now than at any point in my life, but I'm also not a video playing NEET

>>25819018
they totally do
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>>25819018
i have a 19yr old girl friend who has a 34yrs old boyfriend. They have been together for close to two years now. Another friend(18 yrs, girl) has a 29yrs old dude, been together for a year. Younger girls need to find value in themselves, so they offer their body to a man older than them, trying to prove they are mature and even older(and supposedly mature and valuable) men want them.
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>>25818230

It never changes OP. I'm almost 29 and I'm still looking up barely 18 dp's on bing.
As a side note, a similar thing could said about sports: When you grow up, you may idolize several athletes who are older than you. They're big, storng, and fast and you wonder what you'll look like at that age. Then you get to 27 and you realize you've barely changed. Meanwhile, the next generation of superstars are in their early 20s.
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>>25818230

It gets even weirder when you start seing these people in bars or at work and your brain cant deal with the fact that these kids are that old and its perfectly legal for you to put your penis in them.
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>>25819297
And girls born when The Matrix came out do porn legally next year
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>>25818833
>Guys don't apprechiate that they have till 40 and still be attractive.
Girls don't appreciate that the first 25 years of their lives are tutorial mode. The same asymmetry cuts both ways and they only start bitching about it after they've gotten past the part where they benefit.
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>be little child
>look at 24 year old males as if they are the peak of manhood and coolness, have it all figured out
>be 24
>still feel like a teenager, perhaps slightly more jaded

Is that how all guys feel, or am I just a manchild?
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>>25819166
>They sure are more paranoid with 35 if they are still child less
Do women actually feel bad if they don't have kids when they get of age?

>Be me around 13yo
>Get new female teacher
>She's in her late 30's
>Mentions her husband during first class
>Some girl asks if they have children
>She flips her shit and goes on a rampage about how not everyone need to have children
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>>25819297
I know what you mean.
The age of consent here is fucking 15, and I just can't believe that these kids are allowed to shag each other.
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>>25819650
I'm 29 and still feel like a kid, but with more money. I had a mortgage too.
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>>25819200
>>25819018
They will date Chad at any age
http://www.celebitchy.com/447599/yes_58-year-old_steven_bauer_is_still_dating_a_teenage_tea_party_activist/

>Imagine being 10 years older than her dad and she's 10 years younger than your son
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>>25819650

This stopped for me when I hit 30. Now people who look older than me (40+) look old as fuck and I just want this aging to end. Sure the manliness is still few steps ahead and I feel like a kid compared to those older men, but so big numbers of them are showing the signs of their bodies falling apart due to decades of bad habits and natural aging process, that I'm not sure I even want to be that old.
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>>25820093
The comments alone crack me up. All petty, sniping, angry roasties
>tbqh she looks good in the photos
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