>Tfw literally r9k incarnate in the female form
I need to get this off my chest I fucking hate myself.
>be walking around the city
>see perfectly young and normal girl panhandling with a sign
>it says hoping for a miracle
>I walk over thinking she might be a cool homeless person to converse with
>also was on my way to Starbucks
>ask her what miracle shes...
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I'm not following
Are you a chick or trying to bang the homeless chick?
Why are you drinking starbucks? That shit is awful tasting normie shit
>>25860759
I wanted to be nice and invite her for some Starbucks. I fucking asked her if she was thirsty like a fucking retard. It was merely for the purpose of being kind. But I fucked it all up. She probably thought I was trying to offer her food and water.
Learn to write coherent greentext stories before posting please.
Also:
>being a grill
Ree and etc
Would you date a qt psycho chick if she were guaranteed to stay with you forever?
>>25860615
yes
uykifjjyhutg
Psycho in what way?
I'm pretty tolerant of all type of people. Needs more information. Not that desperate for someone. If we hit it off then maybe
>1 min ago
>be me
>dorm roomate
>turns off lights
>I ask him if he's going to bed
>wanna play music
>he asks why what do u have in mind
>Nothing
>he asks if i have a gf
>i say no
>he asks me if im gay
>I...
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come right back in, say nah. Claim you were looking for your phone if he even asks why you departed the room
>>25860508
Well, ARE you gay?
>>25860508
>This did not happen and if it did I hope you really reconsider your approach
>tfw emma watson will never be my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNi9Ypc0cg8
tfw no netflix and chill Emma Watson
omg im falling for her. no
im about to sign up for this heforshe website
>>25860579
shes very small omgah. i dont even deserve to exist in her world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAWPHupqu0E
It's that time again! Which of these girls do you choose to be with? Better choose wisely... also, themes for the girls
Tiffany: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwhPyKcj9OY
Vur'minex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFxyxiWlXO0
>Not picking the Dark Eldar Succubus
I'll be chilling with Urien Rakarth and Vect laughing from Commorragh with my qt Wych waifu.
Neither of those options guarantee a loyal wife/partner.
pass
Tiffany seems like an amazing waifu.
Where would I find girls like her?
>Having a perfectly calm conversation with someone
>Suddenly they start cussing you out for no reason as if you've just massively insulted them.
Why are people on this site so sensitive?
There's too many people around here that get pissed off over literally nothing as if they're just looking for a fight.
Yeah, people like to take out their frustrations on random people.
Good ol anonymity
Did you ask them why they were upset?
You guys know any good comfy/weeby mobile games?
I got my first smart phone recently (android) and I really need something to get my mind off of dark thoughts while laying there, in the dark, all alone, waiting to fall asleep :)
soccer spirits is best mobage
>>25860190
Don't like le soccerino, but the art design seems pretty decent I guess I'll give it a go.
Thanks friendo xXxDD
>>25860151
You type like a fag and your shit is all gay, so no.
You know how to read no? Use the play store nigger.
How long do you plan to stay a virgin for?
>>25860122
>Planning to stay a virgin
Yeah, that's what we're doing. Biding our time until we hit 30, wizard powers and whatnot.
>>25860122
My whole Iife desu
>>25860122
till someone purchases it
I want to cry so badly robots but the tears won't come out. What do I do?
>>25860084
Find some piece of fiction that makes you sad. Real life never makes me cry anymore, but sad kids movies get to me.
>>25861095
I have never, ever cried to any form of media, is that weird?
>>25860084
write a play, call it black and tan
This motherfucking cat has a fucking taxi. What the fuck does it even mean. http://homeclipartanimaldeer.com/2016/01/14/clipart-041-cat-taxi-driver/
Please god don't let this ebin thread die
>>25859960
>ebin
Fuck
>>25859921
This economy, man.
What would you robots react in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtOd0DAeH3c
>>25859889
how
originality contenity
>>25859889
i think a lot of us would kind of like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou6f1bdCErc
>>25859889
I'd just keep my daria mode on
Desire is the root of suffering.
If you want to be happy, stop wanting things.
But I would be more happy if I got all that I want. Nothing wrong with having goals
>>25859672
isn't wanting to stop desiring also a desire?
That's desire in and of itself.
BOOM got you there, I'm going to go read Occidental philosophy and j/o
Who /camel/ here?
Marlboro is literally normie tier. I only buy Reds when there's nothing else I like in the store. All normies smoke Marby lights because their friend smokes them. Shit ty tobacco in all of Marlboro cigs.
turkish royals senpai
Maverick menthol 100s
camel menthol silvers. pack a day for about 3 years now.
If they don't have em, camel number 9 menthols will do
If they don't have camels.. i guess i'll smoke american spirit yellows
skylines are the only decent Marlboro cigarette.
When will this NERD thing die? Why is "nerdy" still a thing? why is it used for sexual peacocking?
Usually I'd make this one sided against women, but let me include guys too. Ten years ago videogames and comicbooks were just the standard entertainment for unattractive losers who got tossed out of the cool table and ultimately identified with idiosyncratic dork hobbies, now it seems to be the D-League dating community.
>You're tall and handsome but couldn't pick up that chick at the bar? HURRRR I LOVE COMICS MAN BATMAN SUPERMAN THE LIST GOES ON
>Nobody on the football team ever gave you attention? OMG I LOVE NERDY GUYS ESPECIALLY THE OTTERMODE ONES WITH NO SOCIAL INHIBITIONS WHATSOEVER
I never in my life thought I'd see the day where neckbeard dorks who jerk off to cartoons were considered the invaders of the nerd community. What do I call them? Supernerds?
For the record, I don't consider myself a nerd at all. Nor do I dress to signal that I'm one. I understand that we need something to decorate our vapid sexual function. All I'm asking is if we can go back to liking grunge or just all move on to (sub)urban hiphop, because this "lets all pretend to be geeks" meme is too retarded for me to take seriously.
>>25859630
His glasses are askew
Grow up? its current year, do you really need labels anymore.WHO GIVES A SHIT
Why should being ugly as shit be a requirement to be a nerd?
who /constantly lies/ here?
if i ever have an interaction with someone i know i wont see again or wont see often, i always make up things about my life, it's a lot of fun.especially lying on the internet
i would -never- lie on the internet. it's anonymous after all so there's no point.
my friend is like that. he thinks he is very clever but everyone can see he is full of shit. no one respects what he has to say because it is apparent he is talking bullshit all the time.
Fck man I talk bullshit all the time
My family has noticed
My friends are starting too
I just can't stop