>>25860084
Find some piece of fiction that makes you sad. Real life never makes me cry anymore, but sad kids movies get to me.

>>25861095
I have never, ever cried to any form of media, is that weird?

>>25860084
write a play, call it black and tan

Go have your dog get put to sleep or visit your dying mom for the last time. Worked for me.

>>25860084
>I want to cry so badly robots but the tears won't come out. What do I do?
don't cry

Write the name of your oneitis on an onion, and then chop it up. The distress of thinking about your cute girl along with some onion ought to do it.

people should lose a finger every time they cry past the age of 13

fucking faggots I swear

>>25861230
Give me some actual advice anon. You're making me fall asleep, to death bro.

Or get some high fives under the table like everyone else.

>>25861293
>tfw I cry 3 times a day

>>25860084
Clone High was fucking great.

>>25860084
Haven't cried since I am 14. I think I've forgotten how it works. Even if I want to nearly everyday.

>>25860084
If you have anything that triggers you then pull the hell out of it.
i.e. Magnify whatever is making you want to cry.
For me it's usually loneliness so I listen to music that's about being lonely and I read shit where the main character is lonely or just getting fucked over by the author a lot and then dwell some more in my own loneliness and sometimes I can cry. Or I just watch the ceiling and feel like I've been hit by a truck and it shattered something important but idk what it is. Usually it's the second one.

If I really really need to cry I think back on my fucked up life and make myself relive it.