>Tfw literally r9k incarnate in the female form I need to

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2016-01-19 06:34:10 Post No. 25860721
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:34:10 Post No. 25860721 [Report]

>Tfw literally r9k incarnate in the female form
I need to get this off my chest I fucking hate myself.
>be walking around the city
>see perfectly young and normal girl panhandling with a sign
>it says hoping for a miracle
>I walk over thinking she might be a cool homeless person to converse with
>also was on my way to Starbucks
>ask her what miracle shes looking for
>"uh I need a job"
>o-oh that sure is tough
>start spilling spaghetti in word form
>um are you thirsty
>she shakes her head no
>damage control initiate sequence
>on well haha I cut class today and boy does it feel great.
>she laughs a bit under her breath
>sorry I don't have much to give *drop nickel in her cup*
>good luck finding a job
>walk away to drink Starbucks alone
>mfw I couldn't even pick up a homeless girl
>tfw got rejected by a homeless girl

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:36:03 Post No.25860759
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:36:03 Post No.25860759 [Report]

I'm not following
Are you a chick or trying to bang the homeless chick?
Why are you drinking starbucks? That shit is awful tasting normie shit

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:37:59 Post No.25860799
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:37:59 Post No.25860799 [Report]

>>25860759
I wanted to be nice and invite her for some Starbucks. I fucking asked her if she was thirsty like a fucking retard. It was merely for the purpose of being kind. But I fucked it all up. She probably thought I was trying to offer her food and water.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:38:45 Post No.25860815
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:38:45 Post No.25860815 [Report]

Learn to write coherent greentext stories before posting please.
Also:
>being a grill
Ree and etc

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:41:35 Post No.25860875
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:41:35 Post No.25860875 [Report]

>>25860799
You didnt answer anything
I asked two questions and you dodged them both
You should be a politician

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:42:50 Post No.25860895
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Can we have a star wars thread?
>you will always be Kylo Ren

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:43:16 Post No.25860902
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:43:16 Post No.25860902 [Report]

>>25860875
I'm a chick.
I drink frappachinos. They're delicious.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:44:22 Post No.25860916
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:44:22 Post No.25860916 [Report]

>>25860902
This is why women are so fat now.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:44:56 Post No.25860928
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:44:56 Post No.25860928 [Report]

>>25860902

What do you mean by girl?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:45:27 Post No.25860935
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>>25860895
Nothing wrong with that

commento originalo

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:45:43 Post No.25860942
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:45:43 Post No.25860942 [Report]

>>25860721
that's highly embarrassing but since you're a girl 90% of males will think its endearing so kindly, fuck off

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:51:04 Post No.25861036
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 06:51:04 Post No.25861036 [Report]

>>25860721
You forgot to ask her to fuck. She's homeless so just goddamn say it.
And since she's homeless, she's probably dumb too. She knows "I can suck cock for money." What does she do with you?
Also kindly fuck off to the gay board. I can smell your fat rolls from here.