Guess my current age and guess where I am now.
37 and you're at Disneyland.
Now fuck off and go ride the fucking train.
19
at home, in your room, like most of us
28. In a family pit somewhere in Africa, which the Rothschilds created for those of their spawn that they deemed unfit.
Assuming you're supposed to be that one attention whore.
Pep Rallies
>sitting around screaming until everyone has hearing damage in the name of sportball
>"anon you should grow up, video games are immature. Try and be more normal"
I never understood people's obsession over sports, they look bland as hell to me.
Sports fandom is dumb because you have zero control over how your team does, but playing sports is healthier than playing video games.
>>25903089
I played lacrosse in high school and water polo in college, but I cannot be fucked to watch a game on TV. Even watching in person is fucking boring.
The only explanation I have is that people attach their egos to certain teams because they're too boring to have much of an identity otherwise.
momcest porn is quite LITERALLY and INDISPUTABLY patrician-tier porn
>>25903030
Would any of you mommy gf someone younger than you?
>>25903057
If she acted matronly, sure I guess. I never had a good relationship with my own mom so my qualifications for matronly are really lax.
To specifically answer your question, age isn't the primary problem, it's more about her behavior feeling natural instead of forced.
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Posted this in /adv/ for more serious answers, but thought I'd post it in /r9k/ too for some more edgy answers as well:
How do I get revenge on a girl who embarrassed me? Long story short, a few days ago a girl who knew I had feelings with her asked me to hang out with her today. Prior to this, we had a thing going on a few months ago, but she ultimately "dumped" me. Today, I found out that she actually had no plans to hang out with me, and blew me off on the excuse that her friend had taken her phone and sent me those messages (even though the messages she sent me were definitely in her style.) I basically said goodbye and cut contact. I haven't been this embarrassed, upset, or angry for a long time. What can I do to turn the tables and make this girl want me just so I can do exactly what she did to me?
Call my psychotic or crazy, but I cannot stand people who think that it's okay to play with others emotions as if there are no consequences. I was perfectly fine when she dumped me a few months back and had no problem moving on, but after this I'm not going to rest until I make her feel just as shitty.
I told my chad friend about this, and he basically said that I learned the hard way that the majority of women are just games to be played and nothing more, is he right?
Blackmail blackmail blackmail
>>25903019
There's nothing to blackmail. And I'm looking for something more long term, some Machiavelli type shit that will affect her for a while. I don't care if I'm a bad person for this. The fact that someone was willing to toy with my feelings like they were just some kind of game when I did nothing but treat her nicely has driven me over the edge. I'm sick of being walked on and used then thrown away when I've fulfilled my purpose. I'm already going to hit the gym hard and focus on studies....
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Break into her place, cum in her cereal.
>Tfw did anal with my gf for the first time
robots i wouldn't recommend it.
>implying you have a gf
>implying that's not sauce.
did you use baked beans for lube?
>>25902949
>>25902943
>not rubbing baked bean sauce on your dick
itt things you overhear roasties say
>I don't like wearing thongs because it always gets stained with poo like its butt floss
bitch learn to wipe
oh fucks sake man WTF
That's fucking disgusting, what don't do these bitches understand about wiping until there's no shit on the paper?
how does my butt get so dirtyyyy
WHY
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
I DO EVERYTHING FOR HER
WHY HIM?
WHY NOT ME?
FUCK YOU
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25902917
>I DO EVERYTHING FOR HER
thats why
>>25902917
act like a man not like her lackey
>>25902970
>>25902983
>haha anon youre acting weird why are you being so quiet
>"its nothing, im fine"
>uhm ok alright then
>awkward silence for the rest of the day between us
what do you even talk about to grils at a bar / social gathering?
i don't really enjoy dancing and tbqh i don't think i can respect a girl who considers grinding her ass on drunk guys crotches in a club to be a fun friday night activity.
but i've been in cocoon mode for a while because i was finishing up uni and working an internship but now i finally have time to meet grils for the first time since i was a freshman but i am not sure what to talk to them about anymore. it just feels like i am interrogating them
please help. is there like a...
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>>25902775
>what do you even talk about to grils at a bar / social gathering?
because I'm not Chad. I don't have an attractive face so that women would desire me. I am not handsome. Going there would only hurt, humiliate me and increase feelings of rejection. Women can get any man they want when they are young because nobody marries each other anymore. So the handsome Chads are almost never taken.
I talked to a bitch at the bar about uni once and managed to bring her back to my house and fuck her. It was the only time I've ever had sex.
>>25902775
semon demon?
> been third wheel in 3 open relationships
> always involved when they have sex
> eat girls pussy after her boyfriend comes in her
why do girls always want this? out of all the things they want its always this
So how long til you stop kidding yourself and just start sucking cock like the cuck you are
>>25902720
They want to get both the experience of being fucked by a chad as well as the experience of being waited on by a beta. It's like having both a hearty main course and a dessert.
>>25902755
its just eating pussy, not sucking dick
What are your thoughts on reincarnation? Is that something you would want after death?
It doesn't matter if I want it, as I will have no way of knowing if it happens.
I'd want to reincarnate. As a girl. But I'd only rely on an artificial way to do it. Death is not something I want.
I believe its real, its a great way of looking at life.
How do you respond to "Wa di ja just call me nigga?" Or anything similar to the intimidating questioning??
>>25902463
You say "WHAT!?." And punch him in the face. He is a black ghetto person with a criminal record, maybe has drugs or a warrant on record. So he won't call the police. You knock his lights out because when black people say that they are always looking for a fight.
>>25902463
Depends on what I've just called him that he's so riled up about. I wouldn't call him nigger in the first place if that's what you're referring to.
>>25902509
What if it was a white knight or somewhat mexican?
>>25902510
imagine a guy causing trouble bitching at someone for telling them what to do
Who here /glorious death/?
I've come to realize that in my life, I will probably never be happy. I now study, work and live to one day be debt free, be able to give back to my loved once and then kill myself in isolation without a debt or care. I plan to do this in my mid 30s or so, so I have plenty of time to plan. I am currently 23 and I have a long way to go, but death has finally given me purpose.
teenagers and their "revelations"
>>25902461
>tfw you will never die in WW2 soviet suicide charge
I just realized (OP here) I made a typo. I meant loved ones. I don't understand autocorrect.
>>25902498
Because I totally didn't go through 2 years of hard depression and therapy to come out "fine"... and by fine I mean just functional still in the education system pretending I'm okay when in reality I'm not.
>>25902624
>tfw
>driving back from getting sardines
>some bitch turns into my lane without signaling
>run her off the road into a ditch
>speed up
>cops knock on door
>mommy tries to stop them
>now have a high chance of facing 10 years in prison
what do
Kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch
>>25902355
>run off to Maine
>make a fake Identity
>keep a low profile and work as a longshoreman
>save for 5 years
>buy a boat
>start your own sardine company
>????
>profit
>>25902355
Don't say shit, its your word against hers, of there's no damage to your vehicle they'd be hard pressed to prove you were there and you clealy weren't in an accident. They'll need more than her telling them you ran her off the road to pin anything on you.
Do you ever feel like killing yourself, but not because you're sad or anything, but because living feels like a chore? Having to work or study, having to pay the bills, having to talk to people, etc. And the world itself is so god damn boring, nothing to strive for, everything is like a big grey shit.
wait until you're older than seventeen, you have no idea how bad the world really is yet
What will you enjoy when you're dead? It's not like sleeping, you know.
>>25902319
But I'm 24
is there anything i can do productively besides lifting and saving up money if i am in cocoon mode and not yet ready to pursue getting a GF for a few months?
i just end up playing video games and watching tv/movies. i mean that's what provides me with the most instant gratification but it still seems like i'm wasting my time, i just can't think of something more productive that is a solitary activity
Learn a new language.
Pick up an instrument.
Start writing.
Learn to sing.
Take up a sport.
Start drawing/sculpting/painting,
Study another countries culture/history from ancient times to present.
Start reading.
>>25902297
>Learn a new language.
what other language would i ever use? i already do programming for a living and i know a few programming languages. i speak a bit of spanish but i have never actually used it
>Pick up an instrument.
dont really like music tbqh
>Start writing.
maybe. what is something constructive to write?
>Learn to sing.
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>>25902435
>study another countries culture/history from ancient times to present.
>what will i gain from this though?
Is this a joke question.
You're asking what you'll gain from knowledge.
Really.
Just FYI more knowledge makes you smarter and is the foundation for the development of wisdom.