>driving back from getting sardines
>some bitch turns into my lane without signaling
>run her off the road into a ditch
>speed up
>cops knock on door
>mommy tries to stop them
>now have a high chance of facing 10 years in prison
what do
Kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch
>>25902355
>run off to Maine
>make a fake Identity
>keep a low profile and work as a longshoreman
>save for 5 years
>buy a boat
>start your own sardine company
>????
>profit
>>25902355
Don't say shit, its your word against hers, of there's no damage to your vehicle they'd be hard pressed to prove you were there and you clealy weren't in an accident. They'll need more than her telling them you ran her off the road to pin anything on you.
>>25902462
her daughter in the passenger seat filmed the whole thing
>>25902462
This this this
Play dumb, anon. You're innocent until proven guilty, and they've got no evidence.
>>25902516
Well...shit. she still cut you off without a turn signal?
Original comment desu
Shitty driving stories thread?
>>25902516
You're fucked. Literally. There's no getting out of that.
>>25902355
dont accept any gifts in prison anon
>>25902355
Bullshit prove it,,,,,
Goddamn robot
You're gonna need to work out a GBP system with your new daddy in your cell if you want to keep getting sardines :^)
Steal spoons and sharpen them to make shanks.
