http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/2/13/10983686/air-jordans-robbery-craigslist-arm-severed-brooklyn
>A 17-year-old Brooklyn teenager is missing an arm, and a 39-year-old man is facing attempted murder charges. This is the result of a horrific scene in New York on Friday that unfolded from a seemingly routine Craigslist transaction.
>The 39-year-old man known only as "Phil" is a regular buyer and seller of sneakers on Craigslist. He agreed to a sale with the teenager and the pair met in the middle of the day on a busy street. It's here that things went wrong. Climbing into Phil's SUV, it's reported that the 17-year-old pulled a gun on the man, took the sneakers and walked off.
>Rather than calling the police, Phil took things into his own hands. He did a quick u-turn and ran over the teenager attempting to walk away with the sneakers. The thief's arm was severed in the collision, but adrenaline caused him to run off, with one arm, before collapsing outside his house.
>The boy is in stable condition and doctors plan to reattach his arm, while Phil is facing charges.
Hell yeah.
You don't just rob someone at gunpoint for a pair of sneakers and expect to get away with it.
Hang the nugget
LMAO only niggers would rob someone for fucking shoes
he was a good boy, he dindu nuffin
>be me normie fuck
>Find a cute girl
>we hang out all the time
>realise she isn't interested in a relationship with me
>Don'tReallyCare.jpg
>Try to get over it and just be friends
>Can't Get Over it
>keep hanging out with her
>Still feel attracted to her
>tried...
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>>26410188
kill yourselfinb4 not original come on bot
>>26410188
Tell her how you feel even tho you know she doesn't feel the same way it will get it off your chest and if she is truly a friend she won't ditch you because of it
>>26410225
yeah do this and become her beta orbiter
bitches love that, you will be her emotional tampon and get to hear how much of an asshole chad is, you'll have so much fun
Does anyone else just find it hard or weird being a real person and existing in real life? I have a pretty good life objectively and I like parts of it, but even with "fun" and good stuff...I just find it hard to exist, at least harder than reading or going online or something. How do you get better at existing?
You don't really need to go down this road
Just have fun and enjoy the time you have
Yeah a lot stuff sucks right now but we're always a prototype for the future, focus on the good shit
If it is a game, do you want to actively participate in making your playthrough even more shitty? I dunno
I used to think there was something "fishy" going on, but now I'm not sure
>>26410286
That's not it though, I'm good at Life and lots of stuff is good, I just find myself not being able to enjoy it? I feel weird saying it but I have a great life, but it doesn't feel like anything, I just don't "get" it. I'm not extremely sad or anything, but everyone around me seems to actually feel happiness at things it's "normal" to, and I get nothing.
I do like a lot of things but they tend to be much simpler (some nice music, comfortable bed, the internet), and when I do amazing things like travel or make new friends it just doesn't excite me. FFeels like I'm broken or something?
I wonder if this is actually depression
Can we have a thread for totally friendless robots?
Have you always been friendless, and if not how did you end up this way?
Does it bother you or are you able to enjoy yourself just fine on your own?
Do you make an effort to make friends and just consistently fail or are you a full-on recluse?
Are your parents/family concerned about you?
And when I say friendless I do mean friendless. No online friends and certainly no "oh I have people who I regularly speak to and engage in recreational activities with but I don't consider them friends" bullshit.
Personally I lost all my friends after graduating secondary school, after we stopped being forced to see each other every weekday I considered it too much of a hassle to regularly keep in touch with them and just slowly lost contact.
Usually it doesn't bother me as I'm able to entertain myself by playing single player vidya and browsing the internet but occasionally the loneliness and the fact that I've failed at a fundamental aspect of life gets to me, like tonight.
I constantly fantasize about making friends but the anxiety that's built up over...
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>>26472561
>Have you always been friendless, and if not how did you end up this way?
relationships get more complicated after the 7th grade, thats when it tapered off for me
>Does it bother you or are you able to enjoy yourself just fine on your own?
really no desire for friends, but my lack of social connections is probably why I'm single
>Do you make an effort to make friends and just consistently fail or are you a full-on...
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>>26472561
Got into a little drawn out conflict with my old friends, four of us been together since pre-school.
Junior year high school we just split.
Now I have no friends, I'm all alone, every day.
I don't tell my mum that I have not spoken to them/had friends in over three years.
>Make some new ones!
Nah, my crippled social skills really prevent that. It's just easier to sit quiet...
>gibs me dat dick, white man
>>26410120
The bootlip, submissive cant of her head, and her fat jiggly gut are the only decent things about this racebait thread.
>come home white man
how the fuck is this not original
whatever
>>26410120
how about this original comment
And is it possible at all?
Wealth. Despite normie belief money can buy happiness.
>>26409957
If I could have this forever I think I'd be good until the end of time but that's about it
I would need to grow at least three inches.
>tfw girl has been hitting on me hard
>pic semi related from last week
>classic 23 khhv
>fear of intimacy so i literally have prevented fug twice now
>is becoming increasingly more persistent
any other robots have this issue?
yeh i get that sometimes I think its more from people in the past getting your back just to put a dagger in it but recently
>5/10 girl really into me
>I find sex to just be awkward/to bitch born to commit
>can't stop thinking bout how bad she wants to get closer through the act of sex.
>best way i avoid it is just to friend zone her really hard and tell her how good of "Friends" we are over and over.
>tl:dr...
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Yeah but she got me eventually.
>>26472302
Yes, literally happened to me when I was 23
Fear of intimacy and all
Well, now I am 24 and really wished I went for it. That was the first time I really got anything like that, and while it was a good confidence boost, I wasn't really feeling anything for her, if not somewhat fearful/suspicious of how forward she was.
Now I am trying on my own to get laid before I turn 25, and man, shit sucks and crushes my confidence.
Swallow your pride, it may not be so bad.
Go simple at first,...
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I'm considering quitting my jobs and committing suicide.
Is this a sound idea?
Pls don't eggy, who will send me motivational morning snaps?
>>26409917
why quit first
>>26409917
No. We are all put on this Earth, into this world. Our mission is to overcome this world and become strong. To grow, learn and improve ourselves. To get wisdom and knowledge. To go through testing and trials. Every man is accustomed to troubles in the same way birds are accustomed to fly. If you quit now, you will be forever entrapped into your depression. What you are feeling inside will most likely expand into an environment when you die that you will dwell in forever.
ITT: You tell me about the bullshit in your life and others reply with genuine interest (sorta like a real conversation)
There's too much to write. Anxiety, exhaustion and paranoia are quite literally driving me insane. I recently started abusing thyroxine which made everything worse not better.
Tell me about the bullshit in your life anon.
I don't work for another 36 hours, so i would ideally like to lay in bed and do nothing until then but I can't because i have to dog-sit for my parents in about 4 hours. Also i've been up for 30 hours and it hurts.
I just spent like 2 hours restringing my guitar. It was extremely frustating. I was trying some stringing technique I saw on youtube because it's been ages since I've last done it, but the instructions weren't very clear and I just repeated winding and rewinding the strings around the locks and they got loose, and my fingers got stabbed by the ends like three times which is painful as fuck, and generally my hands feel like shit because the strings are thick and made of steel and I have to bend and tie them and shit. Anyway, I get to the last (thickest) string...
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>only friend was fucking Valedictorian and is currently attending Uni with her bf and has friends
>I'm a 5'3" KV with zero friends other than her and she always pulls the "just be yourself :^)" bullshit
This is so fucking annoying, why can't I just tell her my Knock Knock Jokes in peace?
she's politely telling you that she doesn't care and wants you to stop whining to her
>>26471765
why do you still talk to her then
oh right it's because you're a thirstmaster beta cuck who craves attention but can only get it through self degradation, just like a fuckin girl
>>26471793
I didn't even bring it up, I'm just trying to enjoy myself while playing Majora's Mask and she's being a normalfag.
Why couldn't he get laid?
>>26409802
Men aren't supposed to be blonde.
Because it was a cartoon aimed at children.
Also if he got laid then there'd be no point to the show.
because that's the joke
Oh, good morning, wagecuck. Time for you to get ready for work.
Another day, another dollar.
Actually it's my day off!
>>26409770
Thismakes wagecucks furious.
Why are NEETs just as bad as niggers?
Which one do you have? Forward head checking in.
>>26409744
Forward head and thoracic kyphosis
How do you fix this shit?
>>26409744
I have straight everything except a hunch back that isn't in the picture
>>26410029
Practice proper form while sitting
>mfw i dont exist to women
who /ugly as fuck/ here
>talk to girl from /soc/
>send her a picture of myself
>she starts saying mean sarcastic shit to respond to everything I say
>stops responding to me
2/10 reporting in.
Kill me pls.
>tfw moderately handsome
>tfw dress well
>tfw think I look like a freak
Body dysmorphic disorder is shit yo
admit it robots, you've thought of it at least once when in school
nah, I realized early on that it wasn't the rest of the school's fault I was so introverted and shy. Anywhere I would have gone would have been the same story and it certainly wasn't anyone's fault at my school
Why the fuck would you post a mirrored version of that pic when there's plenty of normal ones on Google.
How likely is it that you work for the government