>thought I was 5'9
>went to the doctor today and was measured 5'8
>just measured myself without shoes and was 5'7
It hurts to live
It's OK, a lot of fellas like taller girls.
>>26451923
Oh, fuck off. Try growing to 5'4 in 7th grade and stopping immediately after then.
>tfw 6'1 2/3"
Feels good, lads. Good luck out there!
When should we kill this scum?
and has kanye west turned robo?
>>26451901
Kendall is qt. Too bad she's probably a coal burner.
>>26451901
Everyone who's wondering why Lamar Odom smoke crack - look at the people he has to put up with. "Caitlyn" - top kek.
As for Kanye, he hates normies. He shit on Taylor Swift (she's a roastie, let's be honest) way back and normies are still butthurt. He can't be a celebrity-normie since he doesn't suck the media's dick and follow whatever stupid role they want him to follow. Without getting into too much detail.
Is that Bruce on the right?
For those who can't live a lifetime of NEETdom
I would love to be a mailman
>ride around alone all day
>don't ever have to interact with people
The little truck is like your second home, it's very utilitarian so you can smoke in it and do whatever and no one will know because it's a small metal box with an engine and wheels that no one cares about except you
>>26451870
I want to be a museum docent. I would love to just walk around all day and talk to people about history and science and stuff.
Y'all guise should think about carpentry. Learn a trade and you make good money and have a job for life, in a field that's actually enjoyable and has a great working atmosphere.
>>26451870
the mailtruck doesnt belong to you. you have to return it to the post office at the end of the day. they will know if you smoked in it.
I think what you would really like to do is become a trucker.
Is Johnny Sins a robot? Think about it:
>balding
>likely has death grip to be able to last so long
>timid character
>fucks bitches
>gets money
i don't think so fampai
>>26451638
>those shitty pec insertions
Yeah he's a robot
>>26451638
He looks like a tanner version of Agent 47.
What is the most alpha name and why is it James?
James here
I have literally licked the feet and shoes of women who browse this board
Marcus.
>You'll find out why on Monday
>>26451636
>What is the most alpha name and why is it James?
coz i'm going hard in this bitch
I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU, EASILY AMUSED
rip to you kurt
find my nest of salt. everythings my fault
I have been unironically listening to Nirvana everyday for over a year, I love them.
>Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
>they go to a place of fire and fry
>see em again til the fourth of Julyyyyyyy
>>26451878
didn't know Kurt was a fellow hungry skeleton
Hey robots. What was your best year and worst year of high school? And why?
>Sophomore year was my worst
>had terrible teachers
>took Pre Calculus and Chemistry Honors
>got C's and parents would get mad
>had no free time
>had social anxiety
>had panic attacks
>people were assholes
>no...
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All highscool was worst high school.
The first year was kinda cool cuz girls liked me but I didn't get shit done. It all blew I'm so glad it's over forever.
OP Here, forgot to mention I graduated in 2013.
>>26451560
worst
> Freshman Year
Highschool ruled for me mostly desu, so I guess it was tricky trying to find myself that year.
best
> Senior Year
Had a wide variety of friends, my friend group I had made in grade 9 and I were closer than ever, pretty much always had somebody to hang out with every day.
Have only had one friend in my entire 5 years in university and I haven't spoken to that friend in a year. I want to die everyday, my...
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Who else /vegan/ here ?
>Acne gone
>20 pounds gone
>Delicious veggies everyday
>Not hurting/killing cute animals
>Normies are butthurt when I don't eat animal products and feel discomfort around me after
>I get to culpabilise them when they eat
This is truly a great robot way when you're forced to get out of your home !
inb4 edgy anti-vegans replies
same
killed my appetite and I crave mcchickens every day.
oh well.. still making gains and have low body fat.
>be 80 years from now
>die
>turn into fish
>boring as fuck existence, spend every day wishing you were something else
>die
>be cow
>boring as fuck existence, spend every day wishing you were something else
>killed by human
>move on in the cycle quicker
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>>26451393
Are-you sure you're not doing that for the wrong reasons ?
The only good reasons are:
-not hurting animals
-enraging normies
Just wondering. 12b (us army) fag here.
Takes me 14-16 beers to socialize. By that time I'm a geared up totally different person. Otherwise I never leave my house other than for business.
Any other pathetic ppl here turned into robots from duh PTSD?
>>26451217
>14-16 beers to socialize.
Holy shit. I'm a piece of shit who medically cannot take that much alcohol, anything past 6 beers in the course of an evening and I seriously feel like I am about to physically die.
If it's all or mostly PTSD, seriously bruh have you looked into therapy or at the very least actively fighting/trying to change it? I hardly have the same thing returning veterans have, but after I lost someone and nearly died myself I allowed my resultant psychological...
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Enignieers, I appreciate you guys alot.
Line 68w here, and here for you bros.
I can relate to not leaving other than for business..
I can't do anything for fun anymore or I get anxious, there has to be a greater cause at work.
But that's not to say I don't have a ball helping people move or cutting grass with scissors, as long as I'm around people. Otherwise I keep to myself.
>>26451217
How are you different after 14 beers? Other than being drunk of course.
Mia sand is the next Katya
>high test
>muscular hard body with man face
Yeah she sure is high test alright kek
>>26451146
See you're missing a key element in this, Katya is pretty, this woman is not. She just has a big ass, big whoop
>>26451146
total butterface tbf
>have a good sum of money
>think about taking the trip to japan I always dreamed of
>get scared thinking about how money exchange works, what places would be gaijin friendly, how to check in and out of a hotel, customs, making connecting flights, etc.
>give up the idea
>>26451134
just get a travel agent
>>26451134
what currency
and money exchange is fucking easy you retard
just go to a bank and exchange it for jap yen
but i wouldn't bother because japan wont be friendly they will be hostile towards you regardless of your skin color age even if your a stinky gook they will hate you for not being jap
don't bother save your money for a house or some bullshit don't fall for the japan is friendly safe or Japanese is easy
>>26451192
because it's all a fat fucking meme
created by weeaboo yellow knight faggots
Name one good thing that being a weaboo has done for you.
>>26451131
tell me the good smash moves
i can watch my chinese cartoons without subtitles.
>>26451131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
MAKE COMMENTS UNORIGINAL AGAIN
robots help me understand why I love this girl. of course I am her beta orbiter that got turned down twice already. she has a friendzone if like 20 guys who all jumped in after her bf of 5 years dumped her. it took like two weeks. but thats another story.
when I see her photos on facebook I always think 'damn she's ugly' but when I see her in real life she's attractive. I also saw her in the morning without makeup and she looked worse but I still had it for her. She's not fat but tall and slim but she has scoliosis. you can't really see it through...
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Describe the "got turned down twice already"
>>26451260
ok but answer me my other questions as good as you can.
>1. 1.5 years ago. she had trouble with her bf. I said I love you. come with me. she said no thanks
>2. she and her bf broke up same time I broke up with my gf a few weeks ago. she consoled me and I fell in love with her again. I told her my feelings. she said she's not ready for another relationship so fast after a 5 year one. one week later she wrote me she has a new bf
>>26451518
sounds like you need to learn how to tie a noose buddy
You're everything I've ever dreamed of. Don't change a thing about yourself.
>you will never hear these words
thanks unnerving staring girl
>>26451189
Why would you ever base your worth off of what a WOMAN says to you?
They are notoriously flaky and flip floppy. She probably doesn't know half the words that come out of her mouth, and she'll say the sweetest thing in the world, then be sucking a big chad cock the next minute. Women are poor judges of character-if a woman is ever saying you're everything she's ever dreamed of, you should reevaluate yourself.
>you don't even want a gf anymore
>you don't want friends
>There is no equity for you
I'm past the breaking point.
Who needs a gf when you have dank memes
Congratulations. These desires are burdens you've been liberated of. They're not easy to achieve and are not all that rewarding anyhow. Now your focus can be shifted towards more important things.
I've felt this way for a long time. It's a shame that my other desires are just as impossible to achieve.