>thought I was 5'9
>went to the doctor today and was measured 5'8
>just measured myself without shoes and was 5'7
It hurts to live
It's OK, a lot of fellas like taller girls.
>>26451923
Oh, fuck off. Try growing to 5'4 in 7th grade and stopping immediately after then.
>tfw 6'1 2/3"
Feels good, lads. Good luck out there!
>>26452468
"Oh fuck off. You can't be sad because I have it worse. ME. ME. ME! Look at me! I'm the one suffering!!"
By the logic you've displayed, you can't bitch about being a manlet because people in North Korea are getting treated like shit.
>>26451923
>tfw I haven't accurately measured myself since I was a teenager.
>I always say I'm 5'7 when asked my height
>tfw I'm afraid of being measured and find height might be 5'6.
Feels terrible man. I don't think I could handle it.
>thought i was 6'0
>went to the doctor and was 6'1
>still want to kill myself and have no friends
>>26452661
Different anon I wish I was 5'7 though and not 5'3 it makes a big fucking difference
>Thought I was 5'9
>Actually 5'10
Still a manlet though.
>>26451923
>tfw 6'0
>tfw not too short and not too tall
>tfw tf
>be 6'4
>still deathly afraid of grills
>shit
>>26451923
Stop whining. Your height doesn't define you. I'm 5'2 and I stopped caring about it a long time ago.
>>26452516
You mean 6' 1"
>>26451923
wtf you're shrinking lad
>Thought I was 5'10
>Actually 6'2
Goddamn that was the greatest discovery of my life
>be 5'11 and 3/4''
>tell everyone I'm 6'0''
XD
The bigger issue here is penis size, what if you OVERCOME the John Cena level odds of being short and get the girl, then you have the ROMAN REIGNS tier penis size odds.
Who 5'5 inches here exactly?
Does Jelking work?
>>26453725
>Does Jelking work?
Yeah, but it's gonna fuck your dick up
I'm 5'4 on the dot and my dick is 7"x6" long. I hate life. Most people I come into contact with think I'm around 5'6 for some reason, so I usually tell people that's what my height is.
>Make dating profile
>Height 6'
>Meet up and fuck girl
>She sees me next to height scale thing on tram line
>Are you really 6'
>Lol no
But the dicking was already done
>>26451923
confidence can't argue with imperical facts OP
sry u lost ur confidence manlet
>>26453824
Confidence doesn't mean shit if you're a manlet.
>be 5'7"
>fuck bitches
>laugh at lanklet virgins on /r9k/
>>26453836
Being a manlet doesn't mean shit if you're confident.
>>26453857
Spoken like a true retard. Whores won't give two shits if you're confident, you still aren't tall so they'll look right past you.
>>26453896
Then it must be my imagination that I've fucked lots of chicks and had gfs taller than me. 5'7" here.
>>26453993
You're still in the acceptable range, you can easily lie and say you're 5'8 or even 5'9. I'm 5'4 so I'm completely fucked.
>>26454026
>lying about your height
What kind of insecure turbovirgin faggot would do that?
>>26454049
kek, most short guys do that. I don't because I know it will come back to bite me in the ass.
Plus there's some trend on social media where women reduct 2" from a man's height, so that could be another reason why people lie so much.
