When was the last time you took your shirt off in public (eg. the beach or a pool party)?
15 years ago.
I was 5.
>>29816840
Exactly two weeks ago. Went skinny dipping with the girls :^)
Last month at Bournemouth beach sunbathing
Can we have a making friends thread?
Post your contact info if you want to be my friend.
Sorry I'm not in the market for friends right now
I'm probably going to die soon via suicide, I wouldn't mind a friend for the end of my life. I am afraid to post contact, but I'll add anyone who posts.
>>29816813
I want a friend. But I'm not posting my shit on the chan, i also dont want to download kik
Once again, I will say anything you want, mostly in an English accent.
I'll moan or whatever weird shit you people are into as well I guess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kd189ZLVPT
>>29816792
say
you have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low grade banking clerk
>>29816825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ri52AsBYmO
i kept saying dank and had to redo it kek
>>29816857
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ri52AsBYmO
not as good as nigel
ITT:2-D images that are you
Say no more, my boy.
ive started exercising, feelsgoodman
>>29816948
Yep that me 2
A qt loli gf is every man's God-given right.
>>29816773
Who's that? question
>>29816899
My gf Otoha.
>>29816773
Are you one of those fuckheads who does this?
https://web.archive.org/web/20050214134159/http://aaworld.org/jboard/?p=detail&code=data2&id=13&page=1
I swear, whites are the most violent, pedophilic and psychopathic race of all time
Which board(s) do you get your fap from robot?
>/gif/
>tfw creep threads
>>29816738
Porn is icky.
>>29816822
for fuck's sake heres my hourly reply.
>>29816822
This is original senpai
there is no bigger proof in recent times that racists are not robots than that dallas killing spree
a few cops get shot, and a few more die and they start their nazi bootlicking shit
>s-stooooooop liking blacks
>BLM IS A REVESE RACISS THEY ARE ALQEDA
>sign muh putition to get them recognized
fucling tumblr/reddit//pol// wrapped in one
wtf do you care about cops so much if you are a robot? you dont
same people who would arrest you for having...
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>tfw black
>tfw if I go outside I will get shot
Feels bad
>>29816698
>tfw white
>tfw if i go outside I'll get shot by KILL WHITEY BLM BLM
Feels bad
>>29816656
you do realize that robots and neets require police to survive? otherwise they would be victimized and tortured for the pleasure of chads everywhere right?
>walk 5 miles to the nearest park to catch pokemon
>servers are down
pokemon gone
>>29816640
>walk up nearby state park mountain/cliff
>finding some pokemon on the way
>car full of teens drives by
>one of them shouts
>"Hey, you looking for pokemon?!"
>"Yeah!" give them a thumbs up back
>realize most people are doing this with friends
>realize...
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At least you got to go on a walk. I used to walk a lot in college, just walk around aimlessly, trying not to get stabbed and whatnot
>mfw this worked
Lads I'm so fucking euphoric that this worked desu
>be me
>no gf
>like a girl
>spend like 1 year fantasizing
>morning today
>say fuck it
>"hey girl do you have a boyfriend"
>"eh.. no, why"?
>"well now you...
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fuck you for having it so easy, i hope it falls apart you lazy piece of shitgood luck anon
yeah. your new life:
provide emotional support and money for this girl while chad bones her sopping pussy 5/7 days of the week
>>29816644 (checked)
thanks lad
>>29816654
hopefully no :(
she's a christian...
What if I'm actually in a coma and when I shit in this reality I really shit myself in the coma?
You're not in a coma.
>>29816594
STEWIN' N BREWIN`
>you will never squat down and watch a qt robot girl slowly push a soft turd out into the toilet
This thread is only for the master race.
NO SUBHUMANS ALLOWED
Lets discuss our superiority.
Psychopath here. Feels good being smarter and stronger than everyone else. Normies only think in one dimension. I think in 12.
>>29816736
Fuck off you aren't a psychopath.
AXE MURDERERS
WE DON'T DIE
SERIAL KILLAS
WE DON'T DIE
FREAKS OF THE NIGHT
WE DON'T DIE
WE GET HIGH
WE DON'T DIE
>tell someone "I know that feel anon" and attach random crying Wojak
>can't relate at all
post wojaks
>>29816547
>that noir feel
my favorite wojak
>>29816547
I have tons of em, shall I dump?
Hey guys. I thought I'd share this story.
warning for poor language
>Be me
>18 years autism
>no friend speak to cute neighbour
>she kitty but shy
>call phone a day saturday
>no belief
>hello anon i want to shopping you
>A
>me scared fart cloth from my girl hot
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>>29816509
>calm is good no marshmellow
>>29816509Pretty sure i've seen this greentext on /v/ once
>>29816509
bruhorange nal
>it's another day of masturbating and lurking /r9k/
Try learning a foreign language. Literally never have to leave your house, will give you purpose and pride, will open your eyes to another culture, and allow you opportunities like freelance translation or even being able to go to a foreign country and be fluent in their language.
https://fluent-forever.com/the-method/
Don't forget watching anime OP
Anybody else have >carpal tunnel setting in?
I'm literally destroying my body after years of 6+ hrs a day in this hellhole. It's the mouse. Using the mouse for that long just slowly wrecks your wrist, elbow, and shoulder.
Why don't you start a new project, find new website, start a video game, find something new to do.
Why do so many Social Jusitce people want to destroy this?
What makes them so angry about it?
what who said anyone wants to destroy that?
>>29816666
SJW want Europe to be ovverrun by Islam. Which means places like that won't exist. They cannot co-exist with Islam.
>>29816666
I'll be the first to check that