>mfw this worked
Lads I'm so fucking euphoric that this worked desu
>be me
>no gf
>like a girl
>spend like 1 year fantasizing
>morning today
>say fuck it
>"hey girl do you have a boyfriend"
>"eh.. no, why"?
>"well now you do"
she actually said ok.
WTF.
I'm literally euphoric as fuck, could this be a new beginning for my life?
fuck you for having it so easy, i hope it falls apart you lazy piece of shitgood luck anon
yeah. your new life:
provide emotional support and money for this girl while chad bones her sopping pussy 5/7 days of the week
>>29816644 (checked)
thanks lad
>>29816654
hopefully no :(
she's a christian...
>ok
>euphoric
You know she considers you a beta cuck right?
>>29816628
either you are lying or a normie piece of shit
either way OUT
>>29816724
maybe I kinda didn't tell the whole story.
It started when she started texting hearts in my facebook posts.
>>29816628
Gtfo you fucking retard
OP I salute you!
>>29816628
Godspeed anon, might join you in a few weeksWe'll meet again in a cuck thread
