I'm transferring West Texas A&M what should I expect?
>>27522301
Did you just watch that ESPN bit about West Texas fielding the first black team in college basketball and then going on to win the NCAA tourney?
>>27522336
No it's just cheap for me, that's why I'm going and not in a complete shithole.
>>27522336
That's UTEP, faggot
They were renamed. Go fuck yourself
mfw it's over boys
Say
"I'm also good at skeeting if ya know what I mean"
Call her a faggot
>>27522099
holy shit you are already so fucking beta to her, abort
just restart your life and try not to fuck up with the next chick, to be honest you could not possibly do better at this point than to simply stop talking to her forever. if she ever sees you and approaches you for any reason, act slightly disinterested but friendly.
>"there, happy? I told you it was clean"
>>27522046
Those are cute boots. I wish I had a gf who wore those.
>ywn have sexual relations with a women by playing little games like this with her
>such as saying to her that her tits aren't that great, so and so's are much better, and getting her to show you her tits
>>27522046
I still can't tell, going to have to inspect the inside with my penis to make sure you got the inside too.
>tfw mom finds your poop sock
>obsessed with all things fart related since 16
>keep an empty liquor bottle under my bed
>rip farts into it daily
>huff it like spray paint while I jack off
>do this for years
>don't even imagine it's girls farts anymore
>purely associate the scent with pleasure
>the high is pretty sweet too
>23...
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>>27521980
That's disgusting anon.
Stick to jugs.
>>27522204
TF Anon
>muh dick
Who is this short hair animu waifu and where is this from?
What manga?
How obtain in English version?free or for pay idgaf
>>27521860
Also
/manga general/
let's keep this thread [/spoiler]non lewd[/spoiler] pls
She's fromnothing, you fucking idiot, it's just a random drawing
Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46599040
it's one of the things fumitan did before starting tomo-chan. read tomo-chan, it's even better.
We are only half way through the week lads.
>post comfy pictures, vidyas, music, movies, tv shows, videos, websites, stories or anything you can think of that makes you feel comfy.
>tfw no sound webms on /r9k/
I'm new to the vaporwave meme and am really liking it.
>>27521807
Who the hell makes these?
>You will never have that talent
>>27521807
Why is there a candle burning in the attic.
>woke up
>"finally, today's the day I'll do all my projects and shit"
>don't do shit
>skip class to do the shit
>8:30 PM
>still haven't done shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27521748
So your solution to your problem is wasting time on this stupid fucking image board? Just push to get what you can get done and ask your professor/teacher for another day with some excuse about family trouble.
You only have yourself to blameSelect all images of ice cream
>>27521748
>wake up
>"okay, today's the day where I clean my room from top to bottom as well as my computer, both physically and digitally"
>10:35
>everything is still a mess. Shit all over my desktop and desk top.
Now's the time where I tell myself to get off the computer and instead go play video games before 1AM and in a minute I'll look at the time and it'll be like 12:56
What are all the robots eating? Pic related, last night's leftovers (plus juice).
What in the world, thats like 14 sausages.
Bad sausage to pasta ratio.
Im eating my boogers right now
stale bread with water that taste like limescale
0 calorie perfection all day
What are you drinking, robots?
When did it all go so wrong?
I drank a 40 oz of E 40 at 2pm and got sleepy for a bit. I have a pint of peach new Amsterdam vodka for after diner tonight. I haven't. Been drunk since Friday but I had 2 beers on saturday.
I actually managed to quit that stuff for the most part but now I smoke too much dank.
Alcohil threads aren't really poopin on normie chan during the week. A woman makes a drinking thread every Friday and makes a point to let everyone know she's a woman though.
You work to buy a car to go to work.
>>27521566
rare picture of OP
>being this stupid:l
>>27521566
>You work to buy a car to go to work.
you can also go other places like restaurants and stores
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/30/what-life-is-like-after-police-ransack-your-house-and-take-every-belonging-then-the-charges-are-dropped/
Welcome to the police state robots.
>>27521561
Throughout most of history they would just imprison you or even kill you with the same level of proof
>>27521561
>implying I live in Burgerland
>>27521561
>he hasn't been following the news
>He thinks the police state wasn't instituted a decade ago
We've been living the police state for half our lives.
>Go to Home Depot
>Have to buy a new ceiling fan
>Get some rope too
>Get to cashier
>He asks me how I'm doing
>Sigh "Fine I guess"
>He sees what I'm buying
>Looks at me
>Becomes wide eyed and starts stuttering
>Pay for my stuff and leave
I'm sure you weren't the first.
>deployment in Afghanistan back in 08
>replace all my magazines with mre cookies before we go out on a patrol
>threw a thermite grenade at our fob's water supply when we were getting attacked one day
>got away with it
>mommy sleeping like an angel
>strip off my hot wheels pajamaz
i dont wipe so i always got crusty poopy on my boopy. i always get it everywhere when i walk round nakey its a big ol hoot.
>hide on top of her dresser
>yell "MOMMYYY!! SPIDER!!!"
>when she awakes, i spawl onto her and do a sweet flip on her bed, leavin my boopy on her mouth
i got her so good dude. i was screaming "HAH NIGGA I GOT...
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Why is /r9k/ so terrible tonight?
Because of threads like yours
>>27521098
hahahaaha well memed bro
>>27521145
I'm not kidding, useless poster.
weII robots, what should I say now?
you're already dead, robot
>so does this mean we are like boyfriend and girlfriend now?
What are you, middle school?
>>27521022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13AYMtE24LM
Who room /fuckingdisgusting/?
Lets see those rooms
>>27521016
Three weeks old bojangles cup eroding
in on good thread. rooms quite tidy but smells like cum from all the fap tissues festering in my bin
>>27521016
> those fag butts on the floor
> no bedding on bed
kek, nice work anon
>>27521232
I do my best for the ladies that visit.