>Go to Home Depot
>Have to buy a new ceiling fan
>Get some rope too
>Get to cashier
>He asks me how I'm doing
>Sigh "Fine I guess"
>He sees what I'm buying
>Looks at me
>Becomes wide eyed and starts stuttering
>Pay for my stuff and leave
I'm sure you weren't the first.
>deployment in Afghanistan back in 08
>replace all my magazines with mre cookies before we go out on a patrol
>threw a thermite grenade at our fob's water supply when we were getting attacked one day
>got away with it
>mommy sleeping like an angel
>strip off my hot wheels pajamaz
i dont wipe so i always got crusty poopy on my boopy. i always get it everywhere when i walk round nakey its a big ol hoot.
>hide on top of her dresser
>yell "MOMMYYY!! SPIDER!!!"
>when she awakes, i spawl onto her and do a sweet flip on her bed, leavin my boopy on her mouth
i got her so good dude. i was screaming "HAH NIGGA I GOT YOU!! OMG YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT MOM YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPIDEYY!!!" at her and she was all "oh anon youre so clever :)"
well thats prob wat she was thinkin lol! SPIDEY OUT!
>>27521984
>military scum
Fuck off this board, loser.
>>27522378
10/10 anon
10/10
>>27521984
sure you did
>>27522494
these levels of butthurt shouldn't be possible
>>27521984
Thanks for you'r servix
And yes grenade throwing is possible in 11b and compare engineer which I forget the name.
Non military.
>Order tonnes of bras off Amazon
>Free returns
>Find the ones that were previously returned and masturbate with them
>return them all
>pozzed from bad blood transfusion when I was a teenager
>make tiny cuts on my hand before going somewhere
>leave poz blood on door handles, loose change, faucets, etcdrip a few drops in diner ketchup when feeling particularly devilish
>>27523253
Thats kinda fucked up senpai
>>27523253
whaty city do you live in so i can remember to never go there
>anon did you see the avengers movie it's so good!?
"Haha no"
but I actually did :^)
