Share your music anons!
We had a pretty nice thread the other day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eZxIxgbtH1
>>27583197
hi there senpai
i made a thing for you
https://corduroy95.bandcamp.com/album/all-my-friends-are-dead
>>27583197
bitches love artsy and musicians kind of guys
https://soundcloud.com/mrgamingassassin/like-idk
Currently working on a song. This is the melody in A minor.
>tfw you will never live in a Stacy dominated society where men are forced to fight each other for the chance to be sex slaves, and the losers are castrated
>>27583143
TFW you already do. Stacies are into emotional castration, not physical pain.
>>27583143
>win once, get to have sex
>lose once, be castrated
what a retarded world you would like to live in, anon.
>>27583143
> men fight
Get job, make $$$$
> sex slave
Get married. Have to listen to her problems, take her on dates, and don't even get sex.
The fems already got everything they wanted.
>you will never meet Snoop
>>27582867
how did he get to meet him?
why did he get to meet him?
Yeah he's got a youtube channel but there's plenty of more popular youtubers than him.
Weird
>>27582867
I can live with that
Robot plz
>>27583294
because he's the fred of 2016
he gets all that youtube publicity until there's another wacky 'tuber trotting on the scene in 2017
How do you have sex?
>>27582635
Usually alone.
let me learn you something right here
benis in the vagina
kissing is disgusting. why do people kiss?
>>27582597
Have you ever sucked a 8" cock or fucked some tight boipussy?
>>27582597
I second this famalam. also sex. sex is filth.
>inb4 reee
>inb4 normie
I'm a nu-robot you cucks.
>>27582628
never
>>27582629
sex is alright. but kissing is pointless, it doesn'tcause any pleasure aside from being disgusting as fuck.
People at work say that I'm very quiet and look pissed off all the time.
They say they never hear me laugh.
start writing down in a notebook how many times a day I laugh.
>laughed 5 times in the month of march
>Spoke 15-19 times in the month of march
Is something wrong with me /r9k/?
pic unrelated:
mac demarco is my hero and i want to be like him
Your laugh/speech ratio is fine, you just don't interact with others.
I find small talk boring, so when I'm supposed to bond with people I pose hypothetical questions to them "would you rather be blind or deaf?" "would you rather have to add salt or suger to everything you ate" etc.
>>27582485
Don't we all, man?
He's a pretty cool dude. I wanna be like the lead singer for Thee Oh See too. I watch their KEXP performance over and over again wishing I was as cool as him.
Yandere general; best served hot.
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> Funposting, Feelposting, Shitposting.
> Yandere Stories and Q&A.
> Relationship advice by Dr. Feel.
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Fuck off with this thread blah blah blah it always does blah blah blah join the rebirth if the third Reich
>>27582448
You first my dear namefag
>>>/d/
there's already one up
What the hell, isn't this exactly how women treat non-chads?
>>27582404
Women aren't antisocial. They're more psychopathic than sociopathic.
I lack a conscience but I don't do anything antisocial. What am I?
Yes, women are psychopaths. But they don't even realise what they are doing, and then blame everything on men.
Us dudes all measure our dicks.
Do women measure their tightness? How would they do it? Is there a female version of Jonah Falcon, with an inconveniently tight pussy?
I saw a gif of a girl using a chapstick tube to masturbate one time. Her test looked to be about an inch. Wish I saved it
Of course women want to be tight, but I don't know how to compare. It's not like I run around shoving my fingers up other women's pussies. I do kegels and avoid shoving big things up there to try to be as tight as possible, but I don't know what the "average" is or how I compare.
>with an inconveniently tight pussy
Yes, it's called vaginismus. her muscles contract so much that it may make sex impossible or very painful.
You'd have to make a dildo with pressure plates in it.
And I've never heard of any girl doing that, so no we don't do that.
>Is there a female version of Jonah Falcon, with an inconveniently tight pussy?
That's a medical condition called vaginismus, often caused by being raped as a child, the brain flips it's shit at the idea of penetration and it autonomically clamps the vagina shut.
>tfw wake up at 1 in the afternoon
>tfw its raining outside
>tfw mummy just brought home chikkie tendies from popeye's
How's your comfy spring saturday going, bots?
>woke up at 5:30 in the morning (can't stop waking up at that time it's in me)
>lay there till 7
>clean cat's litter box
>make myself some bread with salami and cheese
>mom calls me if i want to help them with their caravan
>sure
>they pick me up at 11 we drive to their caravan, clean it and i do some gardening for them
>drive...
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>wake up at 12:30 pacific time
>raining really hard outside
>walk out into living room, mom watching tv
>she's making chicken breast and noodles
>probably trying to get me to stop eating instant stuff again
>pet the cat for a second
>make a cup of coffee, go outside to smoke a cig
>enjoy the rain
>wish...
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>>27582509
>enjoy the rain
>wish i lived on the beach
IKTF so hard, bro. Living near a beach, especially with shitty weather seems like the ultimate comfy tier to me.
>using a sans serif font for your resume
don't come crying to me when you can't find a job
Depends on the type of job you are applying for.
>Not using comic sans
It's almost like you don't want your interviewer to think you're cool
>wagecucks will defend this
how do you stop this guy in lane?
Gap closer, like Ahri, LeBlanc or Zed. Play from a safe distance then burst him, like Syndra, Azir and Anivia
how do you stop this elemental faggit in lane?
>no real escape unless he hasn't taken damage in a long time, especially pre-6 with no knockback
>weak to all-in/burst
>above two means he's very weak to jg pressure
>his stars go away when he's under hard cc
>any sort of mobility and he won't be able to do much of anything to you
>relies on outranging opponent
mix and match
I have to wait another 12 minutes since I dodged since I didn't get my role.
how do you beat this faggot in lane? all he does is run right at me with his galaxy and instastun me and he builds so tanky its literally impossible to stop him
>>27581683
shitty normie game kys my men's
>>27581683
You fucking retard learn to play 2 roles
am finally getting my medical card :D my parents have accepted my neet and im going to get SSI and SSDI combined and also get prescribed medical marijuana and Im going to see a psychiatrist so hopefully this will help with my depression so I can get back on track with life!!
>inb4 blog
>>27581507
What if your depression wasn't because of your psyche but your life itself?
>>27581507
>so I can get back on track with life
Everything you listed is better than actual living though.
>He's going to smoke pot, and have himself federally registered as a drug user.
>This will fix everything.
>be me a week ago
>in car with gf and her friend and her friend's bf
>bf and i start talking about steam, vidya
>guy is really awkward
>forget people play video games
>ask him if hes a robot
>he's confused
>don't want to explain in front of gf and friend
>pass it off like nothing,...
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I like to mislead people of my power level. For instance I told my friends how I'm buying a raspberry p.o. to make an automatic authors when in reality I'm making something more important to society.
>>27581600
like what anon, what ave you made
I dont give a fuck, I tell normies to their face lolcats come from an image board called 4chan I spend all day on or whatever