>1:30pm
>trippin my balls off on dxm
>rooms a mess
>house evaluator is coming by to see what needs to be done
>my shit is fucked up
>house is fucked up
>send gf
Holy fuck what the fuck is happening.
Fucking bumparooski
The house evaluator is sending their gf or you sent your gf? How many milligrams of DXM did you take OP because I am moderately confused by your story.
>>27655789
No I just need a gf to deal with this shit for me lmao. House evaluator is married with his bitch ass wife who looks like shit. I've taken 600mgs and am tripping my balls.
>tfw have to scrape the molded throwup remains out of the sink from when I tried to kill self so the evaluator doesn't see it
How many (You)s do you get per day?
Approximately tree fiddy
>>27654760
How about I make that tree fiddyone friendo? XD have a nice day.
I did the math, I get approximately 14.88 replies a day.
Is asexuality the most robot of sexual orentiations?
>will never feel the most pleasurable experience that you can naturally go through
>every relationship will eventually fall apart because every woman needs it
>sex is the basis of society and you will never be able to relate
pic unrelated
>asexuality
This has to be yet the dumbest meme I've come across and that is saying something.
>>27654913
Tbf i've come round to the idea, I don't find black women attractive, it's not much of a stretch to imagine I wouldn't find any women attractive, nor any men. Although it gets used by enough people that it's pretty much the new "le social anxiety xD"
Lack of sex drive is signify m almost always a hormone deficiency and taking meds to fix it will make you happier 100% of the time. Maybe you're fine not getting sex but it's not because of some patrician values you have, it's only your body being the piece of shit it is and crippling you
Does anyone else remember when birthdays and holidays were actually exciting?
This really hit me, my birthday parties was fun but getting worse and worse, actually geting nowhere I dont have any birthday party. Even my friends dont remember.
All day I was waiting just for one message and trying to get some people in to the pub or something ( They have a time ).
At night I went with my bestfriend to the tesco ( he have nightshift and he want some chips ) I buy for myself some cheap beer, he ask why. I tell him I have a birthday, he say literally ,,gz,, and change the topic.
So I go by the road and drink my beer.
>>27654656
This
The feeling of excitement just disappeared one day and now they're just regular old days that you have to drag yourself through
>>27654685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFaxIt3oejM
gotta get out of bed and get benadryl without puking wish me luck
maybe I'll try crawling
>>27654547
lol what the fuck is this thread
>>27654547
What the hell happened in that .webm?
How do I get a gf?
I don't have any friends, so I cant have others introduce me to new people.
I am stuck alone at 26 years old, and I find it hard to get into a company of people, so I can reboot my social life.
>>27654489
Get Tinder
>>27654489
I don't know buddy, my guess is try to make friends, have natural conversations with girls
Are you completely isolated?
Don't ever EVER approach a girl randomly on the streets or at mcdonalds unless you're literal Chad and not creepy
>>27654525
Tinder is normie tier so it's ok but don't ever go ahead looking for a gf on dating sites, it's the ultimate loser red flag a man can have
>>27654584
Lol not the way I use it.
What's the most pathetic failed attempt you KHV robots have made at losing your virginity?
>be me, 24 y/o KHV
>decide I will hire a hooker and just get it over with
>find one online
>300 dollars all in
>have to pay in advance
>have to pay for a hotel room as well because I live with my parents
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>>27654291
I was sitting next to my qt oneitis when she saw little baby doing usual baby's retarded shit and she said
>Anon I love babies lol haha
>Me too let's make some
She laughed but I'm not sure if it was the "plsdontrapeme" type of laugh
>>27654291
Holy shit OP, how did you fuck that up so badly?
>>27654372
That's smooth as fuck holy shit
what are your plans for the day r9k? I'm finishing up some projects before I go to class
If you yourself actually made it out of a real, breathing mouse, then this is pretty cool
>>27654276
thank you! I've been interested in taxidermy for a while and had the idea to cross stitch streched skin,hence the set up
Same things I do everyday,
>sleep
>play league
>shitpost all the highschool students on r9k
>fap
>maybe kill an animal
>get drunk
Me on the farIeft
>>27654070
me in the midddle
>>27654070
I liked her in the Tudors.
Seems hotter as a blonde.
>>27654070
me on the wright.
Would you let a girl shave your pubes?
>>27654051
No, I prefer my pubes unshaved, just like they should be.
>>27654051
If she wanted to I guess, but then again >>27654065
has a point...
>>27654051
Noo I think I would be too embarrassed.
normie wars was on when i was chaning the channel, why is this girl so angelic looking? she looks family but i cant quite remember from what
>>27654034
Strip the makeup and lose the bra and shirt - she won't look quite so good.
>>27654053
i dont think its makeup, her facial structure is amazing i want to marry her
>>27654053
This girl barely wears any makeup at all. She's got big, bright angelic eyes, a slim nose, cute lips. Her face shape is feminine and child-like.
How do I talk my gf into getting BLACKED?
Pic related.
she's cute robot gj. how old is she?
>>27654037
32 familio
>>27653935
This is probably the most y tho thing I've ever read
The future is finally upon us, Arcanines. Soon there will be no need for actual women.
That looks uncomfortable as fuck
>t. fapper
one guy is living the dream already...
when's this coming to a store near me?
i promise i'll stop posting 'tfw no gf' once this arrives in the mail.
>>27653922
i wonder if that thing could rip his dick off
>be in college
>go to a party
>drink, smoke weed
>make new friends
>get a girl's number
is this what being a normie is like?
Fuckin' shitty copy paste, faggot.
>>27653700
No, because no benis in bagina
I thought that too when I was 18
Then I got to know some girls and saw how they act around people they actually like
Anhedonia general.
Who fun here?
>Anhedonia is the inability to experience pleasure from activities usually found enjoyable, e.g. exercise, hobbies, music, sexual activities or social interactions.
>Willingly and preferably preoccupied with isolated mindless activities that go nowhere.(It's the least worst)
>Either indifferent or opposed, only fake or exaggerated excitement and enthusiasm in social interaction.
>Face to face social...
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>>27653498
yeah I can fuck all night and not cum
only ever had orgasms in my sleep
>>27653857
Do you find enjoyment in any other activities at all?
Cumming I have no problem with.
>>27653498
My philosophy professor said,
"The greatest indictment of the modern world is the increase in anhedonia"