After I fap I always feel a sense of shame and disgust
And then I think about what I was watching earlier when I'm not horny and I feel like puking but it's got a hold on me
Any other robots struggle with this?
bampu'ing
You gotta seperate your porn life and your real life man
Don't jerk off to gross shit
>turning 24 tomorrow
>still living at home
>still in community college
>no job
>>28647595
You're in college. You're better off than half of this board. It's going to be okay. Trust me.
The
>no job
Part sucks but everything else is fucking peachy.
>>28647604
Wow. Now you made me feel bad.
Let's say you somehow wound up at a beach and saw this. What would you do?
>>28647492
If we're alone, there's no way she's escaping
>>28647492
I look away.
It's a sin to lust after a woman that isn't your wife.
Peepee coochie sex time now!!
>not on SSRIs
>only able to get hard to straight porn, weaker erections
>on SSRIs
>much stronger erections, strongly prefer gay porn/traps
So are the jews trying to make me gay with these, or are they assuaging my anxiety about being a faggot?
>>28647403
>Literally swallowing the Jew Pill
>turning gay
>not sure what happened
>>28647455
but is it better to be a diamond dicked faggot, or a noodle dicked hetero?
>>28647403
I thought I was bi for 4 years before I stopped taking my antidepressants, and suddenly my lust for dick evaporated. I'm surprised I'm not the only one.
>The 2010s are already more than half over
>We are closer to 2030 than we are to 2000
>>28647402
this makes me sad.
i want to go back to the comfy 90's and early 000's, i'd do anything to get that.
>>28648349
I just want to go back to 2009.
>>28648413
I want to go to early 2014.
why don't girls like aspie boys? we're really caring and sweet and loyal but somehow they just like social fucking chads who make them feel tingly. it's literally just lust not love.
i wish i had a gf
It only takes 2 words: b yourself
>>28647373
but that doesn't work when i'm autistic b yourself assumes you're a normie and stop sperging when you meet girls but i'm really awkward with all people
>caring and sweet
They don't feel that way though because of your lack of body language and matter-of-fact speech patterns. Even when being playful it often comes off as weird or boring because of this.
>loyal
yeah, because most aspies will ask out and cling to the first girl that shows interest in him because he sees himself as a loser/outcast with not many options. Women would rather be with a charismatic guy who they have to work to keep around not some boring autist with no social life other than her.
>That feeling when a woman is killing you with her cuteness and has no remorse about it
Why do women like to do this?
Aka this imho
>>28647204
They get a power trip from fucking with you. It's like how you'd find it hot to hold them down and tickle them except it's legal and socially acceptable for them to do it.
3D cannot do this to me.
What do you think you owe your parents?
I don't owe them anything. I told them tonight by the time I'm 30 I will take every single penny they've earned from them for treating me how they did for 20 years.
I will not help them at all and the moment I'm finished college they are dead to me, I will never speak or have anything to do with my family the day I graduate, I'll never ever speak to them after that day. Tbhhhh senpai senpai
bump
well bros?
if i was your parent and i knew this is how you would become i would've gotten an abortion or left you on the side of the road or someshit
>>28647172
this is basically what parents want anyway, most of them deeply hate their children for some reason.
>the only thing that can bring me joy any more is lolis
I'm not even joking
three d?
>>28647155
P D
D P
>>28647155
either or either
Anyone here have luck with hiring a prostitute? Thinking about doing that for myself.
>>28647049
I hired 2 in Montreal. They we're 200 dollars each for 1 hour each. Overall it was pretty good 8/10. Would recommend for anyone that wants to lose their virginity and just wants to be done with it.
What kind of prostitute would you guys fuck? 10/10 or the less attractive ones?
>>28647049
I used to but then they became regs and let me fuck them for free after the first paid fuck
>deploy many tactical shitposts to the same thread
>no replies
>>28646951
Here, have a (You) for trying.
>Purposely make my samefagging look obvious
>No one cares or calls me out
>Try to bait
>Make it just baity enough to look a little serious
>No one replies or someone takes it seriously and agrees with me
>See thread about a kink of mine
>Shit post and derail it so it gets autosaged and goes away
>You will ***NEVER***
>N E V E R
>E
>V
>E
>R
>go back to 2011
>>28646931
>tfw 2010-2011 were the best years of my life.
I want to relive my life with my memories intact.
>2011
>not 2009
>not 2006
help
>tfw you will never have the planet to yourself
>go exploring, creating multiple living spaces and bases, collecting stuff without having to worry about other people
>>28646922
i thought i was the only one who had this feel
i dream of a day where i go outside and not see a single person
>>28646922
this is a familiar feel
>>28647057
>>28648321
>>28646922
>implying you didnt fantasize about this only after watching Iam Legend
>implying you are original
>be me over a month ago
>talk to girl from here over kik
>seems like a genuine robot
>am even attracted to her
>shes half the world away but it still feels too intense
>stop replying
>try to reply today
>says her phone has been offline for a while
>she probably used a throwaway account
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>>28646917
I really shouldn't have gotten hard from that picture.
Sauce?
>>28646982
No one gets any sauce until my kik gf replies
>>28647028
I'll be your kik gf if you post sauce.
>that kid who legit had autism and orbited all the stacies that he could manage
>that one kid who wanted to be a weed dealer and got caught literally on his first time
>that quiet kid with long hair who got mad pussy once he got a haircut
>that kid who still thought being the fastest got him pussy in high school
>>28646870
That gif is 100% comfy.
Anyway
>that kid who kept talking about how he was gonna change the world, but never actually explained himself
>that kid who was gay as fuck but still claimed to be straight
>that kid who actually was straight but really fucking loved theater
>that kid who you couldnt tell if he was legit gay or just an orbiter
>that kid who kept a years worth of homework and schoolwork under his desk to the point where it was overflowing
>that kid who walked as if he was paralized from the waist upwards