>all these threads trying to normalize women on /r9k/
Are we being infiltrated? Where are all of these cunts coming from?
>>28878047
Most of these stupid shits come from reddit. That, I'm sure of.
I'm more concerned about the tranny and trap and gay shit.
https://therationalmale.com/2014/06/03/male-space/
I thought it'd be funny to browse through my 17 year old brothers browsers history...
What i found was beyond horrifying robots
I quote:
Little naked boys, naked boys, little boys speedos, naked ww2 men, gay furry, gay pony, speedo boys, indonesian nude boys...
I cant even look him in the eye anymore
Does anyone have any similar stories?
why haven't we exterminated the gays yet?
This makes me feel better about this one time where I fell asleep while watching bbw porn and my sister saw it.
>>28878042
>indonesian nude boys
seems oddly specific. are you asian?
Life sucks,so I seek amusement. This thread is for wacky pictures with wackier >tfw captions. Topped off with a JUST.
>tfw having no bloated ninja girlfriend who will drop on my head unexpectedly and break my boner with her saggy asscheeks
>tfw your crackwhore cucks you with Ronald McDonald.
JUST
>tfw the Goblin bitches show up for your mental reprogramming.
JUST
>tfw no middle aged transgendered mutant huggygirl to spank you during My Little Pony marathons
JUST
would you do someone else's jail time for $50-$100k per-year? (depending on the crime)
Depends on the prison and country desu
>>28877952
>$50-$100k per-year?
how is this different than becoming a wagecuck?
My room is already a cell
I would love to be paid for jail time
>no internet
>slowly normalizing
>join Aryan nation for gang protection
>workout all day
>tattoos and swole as fuck
I'd walk out of jail and strangle stacey with muh dick
Has escortbro posted since the day after he got "beatup"? I am obsessed with his story, its the best thing on r9k. But ive been gone for a few days and fear ive missed a thread.
Any info would be nice.
Bump? Any info?
Just a yes or no would be fine guys... Just wanna know before i search the archives
Bump dumpfuck you guise.
Just got hit by a feel from 4 years ago. Did anyone else have this or a feel similar?
>Tfw 20 years old and walking into moms room to ask for another month of WoW subscription
It was seriously like a walk of shame every time.
>tfw 21 years old and asking dad if you can have some money for mcdonalds
>>28877853
>tfw rushing into the kitchen the moment you hear that garage door rolling up at 6pm to seem like you are cleaning and washing dishes
>You really just woke up from playing video games all day
>They know every time you didn't do anything and you know they know but you still do it anyway
>>28877822
Shit, thats the saddest thing i ever heard :'(
>mom found the crusty cum rag that is growing mushrooms
>anon found his penis and the rest is history
seen this thread before faggot
what must have go through her mind
>tfw this is almost true
>tfw we used to shitpost this in 2010
>tfw its almost 2017 with 3 more years til this is true
Is the world gonna seem real weird when 30 years from now everything will be hella old? Youtube, facebook, 4chan, reddit, will all be in their 40s. Just fuck my shit up senpai.
I'm only 22 right now but fuck it fucks my head thinking that 31 years from now; I'll be 53 and everything I grew up with will be hella old. Does this fuck with anyone else?
1990 was 26 years ago though...?
>>28877642
Alright, you got me, well done. Quality shitpost.
>>28877642
the net will change dramatically like it did over the 00s
Regular browsing may not even exist in 20 years.
>75% of divorces are initiated by women
>75% of suicides are committed by men
Privilege
>75% of robots have fucked OP's mom
>>28877780
Not much of a privilege though
>>28877780
>I'm part of the 25% who hasn't
Every fucking time.
>tfw you will never light a normie on fire
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22a_1464273627
>>28877706
Its time to leave, tumblr.
>>28877622
Australian cancer.
Consider suicide
>>28877622
The heat, the hard pavement, the fire, the bricks, these guy's have good taste.
That looked spectacular.
Can we talk about how cute and talented Kimbra is?
yeah out of the oceanian women she should be more popular and recognized than lorde
Would you let her slap you around and sit on your face?
Also,
>/r9k/ in the blue shirt
>>28877743
kinda grossed out to be honest my friend
Is Chris Chan a robot?
He's been employed however briefly and has (allegedly) lost his virginity, so no and he needs to stop being posted here.
is bandage chris chan
Chris Chan is the only real 'robot'. Everyone else is just an attention whore.
I want to change my relationship with a friend to something else. It's just that I'm paralyzed by fear of rejection or indifference.
We only see each other few times a week during an organized social event, but it's always fun talking with her. I don't think she realized I'm the kind of guy who post on r9k.
I may have misinterpredted her signals because she is a nice girl.
Pic related
is nice girl
I guess it's not for today then
Well first off, how close are you to this grill? Because if you only see her at social events and never communicate with her otherwise, then don't do shit.
If you do/will talk with her more, then just fucking go for it. I'm gonna tell you a story.
> be me
> texting crush bc I'm friendly af
> ask her about movies
> "oh I love movies, anon!"
> offer to watch a movie with her over the...
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>>28878318
>if you only see her at social events and never communicate with her otherwise
well I guess I should get closer to her outside of social events and that's the problem, I think she suggested we should meet each other outisde too but is waiting for me to take the initiative
Ok r9k I need help. A few weeks ago I asked out my little sisters best freind. She said yes but at the last minute our schedules didn't work out. No I have graduated a few days ago and she is coming to my graduation party. No one else knows about the relationship. What do I do?
>pic related
I have this pic saved tb h
>>28877655
Then you know my dilema
>>28877655
How often does she show up?
I'm gonna remake this thread in 8 years. Make some buddies or start an inside joke or something in this thread and in 8 years we'll have a reunion.
heroin be the death of me
SKRAW
Also,
>Implying I'll be alive in eight years
Isn't 8 years a bit long for that?