I just watched this movie Boyhood. Is this an accurate portrayal of what growing up is like for normie boys?
He is just like a kid up until 14 and then suddenly he is fucking and smoking weed and his mum is weirdly happy about it. Then his gf cheats on him with Chad, but it's okay because he goes to college where he takes mushrooms and presumably fucks a bunch more chicks. He's not even Chad, he is a photography weirdo with emo hair.
>>29481139
In some respects it is accurate, and in others it is not. It's like you don't understand the concept of fiction.
>>29481139
>14
>fucking
W-what? Kids do it that soon O.O?
>>29481181
I know that it is fiction, but it's supposed to be a realistic biography of an average kid. I wouldn't be asking how accurate it is if halfway through he developed telekinesis.
Are woman really capable of love? They seem to just feel sexual attraction and magnetic attraction to dominant and powerful males, not love.
If only your hornyness level guided you trough the world, you would pretty much behave like women do. Doesn't that say it all?
>>29480979
They have their worth as individuals and cogs in the chain, like the rest of us, but the question is, are they important? On a personal level, they aren't important to my life.
>>29480998
I see, based robot
>>29481051
I'm not a robot, just a highly antisocial lolicon.
Why are women such idiots?
They might have it easier, but I'd rather be a man, even a beta, than be a woman. They have literally no personality and aren't capable of being thoughtful human beings. They're even more primal than men are, aggressive as we are portrayed to be. They literally made us aggressive. They are attracted to bullies.
>>29480892
Whazzamatter OP, can't get your dick wet?
>>29480939
Nah just women are retards. I hate humanity in general, men and women. We're all pieces of animalistic shit.
>>29480892
>all human beings bar few exceptions are idiot
>all women are human beings
>all women bar few exceptions are idiots
it's not that hard
Who here has ever looked down between their thighs and thought:
>Damn, that's a pretty big piece of meat?
And also:
>I have a real man's dick
Sometimes I look at him and think "that is one aesthetic dick. I could be a dick model." But then sometimes I think the head is too big relative to the shaft.
>>29480942
post pic and let's decide
That was a fun project for my boredom, thanks
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why don't robots join ISIS?
>>29480840
They can't. I mean, who wants a basement dweller in an army?
Can we just glass these coward sand niggers already?
I've literally lost my feels. Like I don't even care about anything anymore or give a fuck. Like I don't even know why I'm alive. Or what I should do.
yeah, i was in my late teens/early twenties at some point as well. great thread op, you sure are special.
Kys and give me your organs.
I feel content, at least for the moment.Though I wish I had cigarettes.
>>29480395
>using the he's underage insult
Wow! Amazing, you must have never been young either!
>Tfw mods banned my IP range and blocked my country
Fuck you mods keep turning this trash into reddit
>image.jpg
>pretending you're a real robot.
>>>/Reddit/
>>29480341
Sounds like Mods done us a favour.
Good work, Mods ;)
>>29481030
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Hey guys firstly ill inform you about the current results of our surveys
first survey was about the question whether virginity is a necessary requirement for robotdom
the results are clear 481 people voted 221 or 46% voted for yes 121 or 25% for no and 139 or 29% for prostitutes are exceptions
that clearly means that the majority sees virginity in the sense that you have to be undesirable as a necessary requirement for robotdom
intercourse with prostitutes dont prove your desirable in that sense therefore while no technivally virgin they remain...
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ill give this weird thread a bump
>>29480534
thanks bud here are the classic polls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10556515
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548967
http://www.strawpoll.me/10546379
Couldn't care less for being a robot.
I just want love, hapiness and fulfillment.
Hey robots,
You may not want it, but i'm in your mind right now, whether you are seething with rage, wanking in pleasure or just mindlessly scrolling this board, my visage is imprrinted on your eyes and your brain fetches the memory named "Stanley".
Will you continue scrolling? Or will you leave a witty comment? Or maybe you'll post another image of me.
Whatever you do, I control you, I invaded your thoughts and I am creeping around in your brain fluid right now. The fact that you are reading all this makes this evident.
Whatever you...
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>>29480252
Can someone dump some Stanley/Dimi pics? There's got to be 100s.
>>29480252
Praise Stanley "perfect 8/10" Phillips. I am thankful.
>>29480252
HEIL STANLEY
Thread in which we try to fight depression.
Anything is permitted.
Some people are really fucking happy right now, and their dreams are coming true while you continue to suffer and trudge through your bleak, unfortunate existence.
>>29479808
im not generally depressed, i just want to help fellow robots out to postpone their suicide a day or two.
Our and a half to two hours of hard cardio a week.
Having goals (e.g., weight loss, strength gain, learning a new language, learning how to drawfag) and progressing on them.
L-theanine. Lots of it.
Talking to people, even with superficial bullshit, as just the act of communicating with other human beings seems to make one feel better for some reason. And you get to practice not being a massive sperg-lord. If you suck at it, keep doing it until you no longer suck (see progressing on goals).
Sleep more.
Eat healthier.
Keep more money in...
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get to know a first girl ever
we click have fun together
make trips and late night walks for like month
chemistry just works, kiss, make out.. every day
feels like love
go on business trip we arrange a date after i arrive
out off nowhere blocks me half hour before our date and tells me o not contact her in any way
reason? she fell in love with me.
now tell me robots how to get a gf?
>>29479740
eh. red flag bro. don't even try to figure it out just move on and pass off as crazy
>>29479740
She surely had another dude
She was fucking more than one person at a time
tfw it was just a prank bro
>>29479740
Sounds like you didn't do anything wrong man, she's just a bad person. Are they all bad? Maybe. In my experience yes, but I don't know all of em.
If they are all the same, I May as well make something of myself and buy a hot Ukrainian mail order with a cool accent.
Maybe I'll find the girl who shows me they're not all the same between now and then, but it's Comfy knowing the option is there.
With a bit of luck the mass immigration into Sweden will make the ass drop...
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For me it was DBZ and Pokemon I became super obsessed with them and lost all my friends
> live in small town
>everyone my age recognizes me and everything embarrassing I did
>am walking red flag
Haruhi suzumiya was my first dip into betadom if you exclude early 2000s tv anime
>>29479690
There is no worse feeling than stacy calling you a loser because you still like DBZ in highschool
>fuck that cunt I'm glad she got pregnant
>>29479651
For me it was Stanley
DAMN YOU STANLEY
That kid thread
>That kid who got suspended for vaping
>That kid who wears a black trench coat to school and looks like a caveman
>That lesbian who stole people's pens to cut herself with
>>29479518
I'll bite.
>that kid with glasses and acne who never talks and always eats the same thing for lunch, and is actually a cool guy when you get to know him
>always has a weird name like brevon or some shit
>>29479518
>That kid who got suspended for vaping
This happened in highschool shop class.
>teacher is an old guy with a mustache
>ex navy, underwater welder in his youth
>no fucking clue why he was teaching 17 year olds how to make wooden chests and butt weld
>football players fuck around with the stupid vape pens or whatever they're called, blowing smoke rings under the tables while he's writing
>one of the chads chokes on the smoke and coughs it all over the place
>teacher literally tells him to quit dicking around and get back to work
>chad does it again and gets suspended
mr doss you were awesome
>that kid who literally snorted cocaine off of his desk with the teacher 5 feet away
god dammit I wanted him to get caught so bad
What are you listening to right now, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
The Mars Volta - Viscera Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4K_PHn21dc
The Nourishment:
https://youtu.be/N3qlrA3Z3WU
Johnny Cash - One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Q-HFFIzo4
>mfw been using steghide to hide extremely illegal shit into the images I post on here
alright let's get to the point, tell me how to mine the cp out of your images
>>29479066
post em but, I wanna fap
do not open! image is actually an undressing banana! eew!