What is she afraid of?
GREATER-THAN-AVERAGE SIZED
>>25182122
how am i supposed to fap when i have my right hand on the mouse?
auto is shit
>>25182122
cuckold porn, tbhfam
what the fuck do I do guys?
I'm obsessed with pepe
I can't stop thinking about him
I think I love him
HELP ME
That's really fucking weird, anon.
But there's probably enough lewd content of him so that you can jerk it to Pepe.
What's the problem?
what are women in their 30+ like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwXCBi-Eh8
Why is her face like that? does she feel disgusted?
the guy's face is clearly shooped to hell and back and he's just a chad with his stacey doing stace things
>>25181926
she wants to show off her pearly white teeth brah
>>25181926
It's more like cringe than disgust.
She's afraid that it scares away Chads and lowers her status. Associating with a guy like that. He doesn't even do the hover hand.
She probably wrote "We're just friends!" thousands of times on her facebook when the pic was posted.
Ask me anything senpai
rate her out of 10
did you wear a condom
did you cum
get outnot original
>>25181800
yea, with your hand
DR gives me benzos
To help with shit life
Gets addicted
Gets suicidal
Tries to kill self with fire
'Comes to senses'
Calls 999/fire brigade
Gets arrested
6 months on remand in prison
Inept solicitors couldn't get a psych report
Reckless arson
Shits not fair
Take your fucking meds sicko.
>>25181681
There's me ace in the hole
Who /longdistancerelationship/ here?
The sadness hit me when I told "I wish I could be there with you" last night. So close to having a gf, but so far.
I know that feel. She is literally my only friend and is all the way across America. I am saving up around fifteen hundred just to go see her this summer and I don't think I'm ever coming back home. I want to forget all my dreams and plans for life and stay there with her for the rest of my life. I can only afford to go to college in my state and even then I'm drowning in debt so I can't just transfer there. I would have to really give up everything to be with her and I want to. But if I am a dreamless loser who drops out of college she will surely leave...
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I am. My gf's profession means she has to move around a lot. She's been looking to try to get more stable work though so we can try living together.
FBI fucked me up at the airport cuz they thought i was a terrorist. I'll never forget this or forgive it
>tfw you will never be a union boss in the early 20th century mafia
>>25181479
>tfw you will never be a 40s detective, constantly drunk and heavy smoker
>tfw I've already got those wrong habits
Reminder:
Sex with two men isn't gay, it's man sex.
There's nothing manlier than getting a nut off with someone else, regardless of biological gender.
>tfw women are only good for bearing children
>tfw the manliest men aren't afraid of cocks
>>25181470
You're still a faggot. End of discussion.
Whatever you say man.
hey robots, i know this isn't the right place to ask, but /g/ weren't really helpful (as always)
i know there are some wizards here with the necessary knowlage to help me.
what i'm looking for is a software or a script of what ever to find me statistic about specific words/phrases usage during a specific period of time and a specific country on twitter.
example:
i want to know how many time the phrase "i'm a faggot" has been used from 12/1/2015 to 12/23/2015 in the US on twitter
thank you
>>25181451
anyone ?
(jfjhgfhkj)
At least you're not a baby face and not /head like a baby, that forehead/ like Marco Rubio.
Except he's a hell of a lot more attractive than you are and is married, to boot. Nice attempt at pulling someone down to make yourself feel better, anon.
>>25181510
Don't pretend you're better than me, you're on this god forsaken board too
>>25181510
Seems like babyface Rubio is bringing out some paternal protection instincts in you, Anon.
>Ignore him, Marco! He's just a meanie who wants to bring you down to make himself feel better!
>go to porn video
>comment section always has some dude acting like she was the one who uploaded the video
Are these people retarded or trolling?
>>25181402
It's just Indian people wasting time at the Microsoft call center.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0XcsBFwVq8
What do you think?
>>25181281
she is a hottie
>tfw no big booty big belly black gf
>>25181445
that's okay. I got me a big booty belly Asian hottie. ;p
>>25181499
show me ma nigga
On /r9k/, /tv/, /fit/, /pol/ and even Reddit, it's a rather popular opinion that:
>Ephebophilia is perfectly normal
>Different from pedophilla
>14-18 is "the peak of a woman's beauty"
>"Feminist ice queen bitches" have created a stigma to make it seem creepy and wrong so they can "destroy good men's lives."
>America is "fucked up" because their age of consent is 18
What...
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>>25181181
theres literally nothing wrong with being a pedo or having sex with a consenting person under the age of 18
it's not a joke freindo
>do or do not, there is no try
Why don't you just DO IT robots? Just believe in yourself
>>25181103
>muh anxiety
>muh mental illness
>muh genetics etc.
>>25181103
Thanks pepe Yoda guy anon
I will do
>>25181118
And that is why you fail anon