>talking to hot asian girl from childhood
>girl shows interest
>I get job to visit girl
>she wont visit me back because it costs too much to travel 30 miles apparently
>meets a chad from america and pays for plane ticket out there
>does this three times even though her previous chad from america screwed her over
>what?
>>25206411
Lemme say it real slowly for you.
She. Never. Showed. Interest.
You're. Autistic. Ass. Is. Mistaken.
This thread is about those of us with thundercocks and some of the issues we have.
Hey many of my bros made the 8x6 cut off.
Honestly speaking if you had the chance to give trade an inch from either you height or penis size what would you do.
Im exactly 6' and a fraction longer than 8". From having sex Ive pretty much given up on going balls deep. So really I kinda feel like being 6'1 and 7" is more impressive than 6' and 8". However I could see myself also just taking off 1/2 from the length and putting it towards girth. Splitting girls...
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I'm 9x6. Looks great in photos but is quite annoying to use.
Post pic of said penis
i've spent about 8 hours drinking nothing but fruity cider and stale beer. I feel like cutting but I wan't to do something cool before I go. Any suggestions. I know it's christmas eve but that adds to the experience desu.
Wait until after christmas to do your cut. Christmas is for eating food and bulking you dope.
>I feel like cutting
You feel like losing weight or cutting yourself?
>I wan't to do something cool before I go
Makes it sound like you're going to cut yourself and that you think you'll die from it. Wow. That is stupid.
>Any suggestions
Jump off a tall building or a bridge.
>>25206383
good point my man, but I'm not a big eater. I've always been a skinny dweeb
what if you woke up and this was all a dream
>>25206332
it most likely is a dream or we are all just codes of a complex computer system
or the earth is a brain and we are all a part of its dream? one conciousness experiencing itself thru different realities.. or earth is a brain and we are trying to destroy it..
or life is what is it fucking is and theres nothing we can do abotu it but sit here sadly questioning our existence for the rest of our lives.
it can't be though, because whenever i'm completely happy i wake up
i'm not even fucking kidding, my mind is so fundamentally hardwired to believe true contentment is a thing that will never happen that whenever i feel that, it immediately knows "wait, this isn't real," and tries to wake me up. then it does because it's right.
>>25206374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOWXQIDSY8
What do you guys do when someone insults the waifu?
>>25206307
Call upon the Great Old Ones
Should I make an account on a dating website? I'm basically a failed normie so I think I can handle myself without too much autism and this might be easier for me since I'm decent looking and everybody's trying to get a date, less bullshitting.
there's no reason not to try
there's also no reason to expect anything will come of it. the kind of girls even garbage-standards robots wouldn't stoop to get literal dozens of messages a week. the rest get hundreds. chances are at least one of those is thinner/richer than you.
>>25206465
I'm looking at a niche website (fuck OKNormie), so it's probably going to be smaller numbers.
>tfw late bloomer and started puberty at 16
>tfw dad's jawline looks like pic related
>18 now and jawline isnt on point compared to guys my age
My jawline will form someday... r-r-right guys?
>>25206237
Nope. You're a jawlet for life.
Lift weights, it'll increase your t level which will help with the jawline.
>>25206336
I already beat the shit out of people aka kickboxing as a hobby
does that count?
Does anyone else really like hatsune mikus rule34?
Like, to the point that they are OBSESSED with it
I mean, it is from a 16 year old girl after all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zzs6-lfgyg
Good taste in Miku ass OP
i like asuka r34
im pretty damn mad and can't really articulate why.
its all this race bait shit. what gets me is how so many people support cucking of Asian guys, like what the fuck did i ever do to you?
just makes me wanna withdraw completely into nothing, since people have nothing better to do except talk shit.
i hate everyone.
>>25206114
Your post is obvious bait. People will still fall for it.
>>25206114
>fooly cooly
MY NIGGER.
>Expecting anything else from one of the easiest boards to troll.
Just make a cut vs uncut thread and you'll get instant replies.
>that fucking feel when you farted and shit all over your father's face on the bus and you dropped your glasses in diarrhea today
here's your guaranteed reply OP
>that fucking feel when dad won't make big cums for christmas but makes smelly poops in your new hat on mothers day
>that Monday to Friday feel when God is a figment of his own imagination and you are your dreams and you make pee pee in your bed at night
>Be me, 26 hispanic male.
>Manager at McDonalds holds a manditory party at his house (I don't know if he can do that or not).
>Come anyways and literally 5 people show up.
>Disgusting lower middle class one floor house.
>Disgusting taco dip
>All there is is taco dip and beer,
>No music even playing
>Everyone is siting on...
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Shouldve just stolen some pants at your local Walmart
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate...
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>>25206039
lmao what a butthurt roastie chestlet
lose weight you fat cunt
t. another fat cunt
Need help with anime this christmas break gents.
I've seen a shitload... no- a CLITLOAD of anime but haven't kept up with it this year.
What, from this season would fit with this:
favorites-
Neon Genesis Evangelion (for the psych)
Elfen Lied (for the ostracision)
tsukihime
goodnight pun pun
claymore
fate/stay night
oreimo
flowers of evil
gungrave
gunslinger girl
chobits
your lie in april
so, it's all pretty much seinen, no moe. help me out?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRATTTT
this comment was unoriginal?
>>25206053
FUCKING
K-ON
DO IT FAGGOT
jailbait - oh shit family
What are your plans for New Year?
>will get an enema at about 10:30PM
>start playing with an Aneros (Progasm) right after until about 11:30PM
>after I'm loose enough, move to a dildo and start going at it nice and slow, aiming to cum hands free near 12:00AM New Year, Jan 1st 2016.
>pour some Johnnie Black with some ice and watch a comfy movie right after I clean up, enjoying and chilling after the session.
I'll go to a party and be the loser who's not drinking.
post feels
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qU801M4FXl
>>25205893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DQJcLcGGH7
Come on, Anon! Get if off your chest! Don't you just wanna shout "GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEE" for once?