>Meet with a girl i like
>She says she wants to come down at some point and see the new SW with me
>Few months later
>Friend of mine asks if i want to go with him and ask him if he's willing to wait till i sort things out with the girl
>Ask her if that was cool
>She says that she was going a few days later with a friend
>I tell her since it turns out she...
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>>25318587
And all that last bit happened like not 20 minutes ago.
I didn't even fucking write anything that could have come off as having "nerve"
Shameless self bump desu-ne
>>25318587
Post convo, I do not understand what you have wrote
How to properly measure your dick?
I checked out a few websites on that and they all said you measure your dick starting from your pelvic bone,
but that seems like cheating
Why is it cheating, that's how much dick you would have if you weren't a fat piece of shit
feed the tape down your urethra and stop when you feel it reach your kidneys
Daily reminder that if you are fat, this is what you have in store
>>25318536
>180 lbs
She means 25 lbs at most but since his six pack and v-line is gone. Shes deemed him unfuckabld and worthless.
what a fucking disgusting reddit site
Daily reminder that Mars is the best planet in our solar system
>nice red-brown color
>least deadly
>cool dust storms
>inb4 normie
>>25318507
Also venusfags need not apply
Why do Americans leave skiddies on their undies? Why do they hate bidets?
>>25318442
Actual American here f a m, can confirm
I'm American and have never once had a skid mark on my undies.
Why do people suck at wiping so badly?
Bump for skid marks.
I've never had them, and am curious about people's wiping techniques. I look at the tp after I wipe until it's 100% clean.
Daily reminder that most people who hate traps are actually just jealous of them because of repressed gender dysphoria.
>>25318382
>great now I'm useless
~sincerely femanon
>>25318382
this trap is literally perfection.
I've had this fetish for years but never acted on it due to /smellyassholes/ but I'd happily get shit dick for her
>>25318382
As if I would want to be a narcissistic mentally ill degenerate
>find the courage to go on tinder
>after sometime finally a girl matches with me
>spend 1 hour just thinking of something to write
>finally write something
>she replies
>"wow anon you over did it a bit"
>after 3 sentences..."yeah i think there was a mistake"
>"mistake?"
>"i...
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>*YOU seem really nice
just correcting,that would be weird if i wrote that
>finally work up courage to call a hooker
>she tells me to come over for 6
>come at 6
>'sorry babe I'll just be 20 minutes, its been really busy tonight'
>wait and hour
>text her 'you ready yet?'
>no answer
>go home
can hookers sense this shit?
>>25318320
>the right question is can ALL woman sense this?
yes,yes they can
>finally get kinda numb after not interacting with women for over a year
>feels okay man
>have a one night stand
>she won't return my calls
>plunged back into loneliness and sadness
Anyone got any good noose tieing guides? New years is fast approaching
go to a bar on NYs. loads of lonely chicks wanting a new years kiss
>You will never go back to a time before smartphones and social media
>You will never experience early 2000s Internet ever again
>every time I go outside and walk past a group of young people there's a 50% chance someone will sneak a picture of me with their phone and upload it on some "snaptagram" thing with the caption "sketchy creeper" or some shit
>>25318036
Hey, you gotta tell me one of them Newgrounds dick jokes!
Is it immoral to reproduce if you're dim-witted, short, and have a small penis? I pretty much have all those traits and I know if I have children I will be dooming them to a life of misery and failure. Even if they don't end up like me that just means I gambled and got lucky.
It's an bizarre kind feeling knowing that passing on my genes would be a net loss for society.
and bump. I don't know why all my threads immediately begin to sink to page 10
>>25318033
>Is it immoral to reproduce if you have bad genetics
Yes. Adoption is always there, either charity-focused adoption or the yuppie-style where you either select a Designer Chad Orphan or striaght-up pay genetic lottery winners to make a baby for you.
In my opinion voluntarily bringing ANY infant into this darkening world is immoral, but especially if you knowingly have genetics that will make his or her life a living hell it's downright sadistic.
>awaketh as the traveling lamp enlights mine cubiculo
>God be praised! The day of our Lord is the one I chooseth to court the lady I seek
>goeth in the side of out, feelething chivalrous as a fustian member of the Anglo-saxon
>Praise be! The lady I seek is in my field of view
>"Lady Stayeci, wouldst thou liketh to share mine company the five and tenth day of October of thy year of our Lord 1066?
>Lady...
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>>25318028
BATTLE OF HASTINGS NOW!
>tfw you just downloaded CS:GO for the first time and you get fucking raped by nerds and their cool looking guns
>tfw fistful of frags is much betterseriously
>>25318032
i'll give it a shot tonight
it should be perfectly acceptable to euthanize aspies immediately after they are diagnosed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0
>>25317899
this video never gets old
Society says you're a degenerate if you want to have sex with your mother
What if I want to have sex with your mother?
I JUST LOST MY ONLY FRIENDS BECAUSE OF MEMES
YOU FAGGOTS NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
Trick question, we were the only friends you have had anyway
>>25317830
>Not telling the story
op confirmed faggot
>>25317830
Not trueHollywoodis your friendand the Undead are your family