Hows the 2016 job hunt going /r9k/
Not bad, got an interview late January for a law firm and nailed it, currently on my lunch break.
>>25512386
Done starting this summer
I'm already employed
I hate it tho
"Man up"
"Take responsibility"
"Wow, just wow"
>>25512369
Bee Urselfblox
"literally"
"what the ACTUAL fuck"
"animes isn't the plural of anime"
"'cha on 'za"
"Listen,"
>One of the main things a woman values is height
>The next being good hair
>Short (5'6")
>Severe male pattern baldness (although I regularly shave my head with a razor)
Should I give up on trying to find a mate?
never give up
they want you to give up
that's not what you're about
you're not going to give up
>>25512304
haha kill yourself manlet
>>25512304
You have 2 choices
1) Suffer through your shitty life of wanting things you'll never get because you are genetically undesirable.
2) Kill yourself
I know you'll do the right thing.
How are you doing with your resolutions so far, /r9k/?Picture unrelated. Hello, robot.
Well I promised to do nofap 2016 and it just so happends to be the 5th day of the year and I'm already at 4 faps. My dick sort of hurts. I think I go longer without fapping if I don't put any restrictions on myself to be hoenst with you.
I've pretty much been drunk ever since new years... so I'm doin pretty well
>>25512298
i recognize this picture from somewhere
MAYBE IT WAS ALSO ANOTHER THREAD
on here
but i dont know
i must like the chambre though, it looks nice clean slick and comfy and good colours
greetz
Is there something worse and more degenerate than tattoos?
Girls who drink beer
>>25512244
Nothing wrong with that, I like free sex
>>25512199
Autism.
Originalingus.
I want to have a conversation with someone someone talk please.
>>25512180
fuck off you dirty fucking nigger
Drawfag here.
Just made this and was looking for a thread to chuck it into.
What are you up to tonight?
>>25512180
Hey OP
How are things?
Who do you support Iran or Saudi Arabia?
Hey Fapcucks. How's your depression and social anxiety? Enjoy feeling drained all day and unmotivated. I'll be here, working on improving myself and re-balancing my chakras and brain; freeing itself from addiction. I'm on day 8 and yet to have ruined the New Year yet.
You know a wise man once said, "A person who masturbates feels disgust in himself immediately after because his depravity is revealed. A realization comes to him if only for a moment that tells him he is a slave.. But like the dog returns to its vomit, so does the fool return to it's folly."
>chakras
what are you a fuckin mudnig?
But it's day 5 OP.
>he didn't take a new years eve final fap
You still don't get any pussy, so why not fap? Do you hate yourself that much? I know this is /r9k/ but still. Just let go anon, let yourself free.
>tfw only finished elementary school
>>25512154
how?
original post right here desu
>>25512203
I failed my final year in hs and never repeated it
I dropped out of hs and got massive anxiety attacks and procrastination whenever I attempted an equivalency.
Wouldn't it be nice if this board had an offical teamspeak server where we could just join, relax and talk? What do you guys think about the idea, would it work? Would you like that idea?
It'd be great if people didn't silently jerk off
>>25512062
You think people would do that?
Pic related; my face if people would do that.
>being able to talk to strangers
fuck off retardnormie
How come so many guys fall for this shit?
I've always found this guys to be so god damn cringey and fake......so then.....why do so many guys love this shit?
Is it because im just autistic? Do normies actually find this shit to be not cringe-worthy? I just don't get it, I will never get it......
Whose the target audience here for this PUA shit? My guess is it's for failed normies right? Not robots.....
It gives ugly guys hope
>>25512038
OK but im asking who the target audience is.
Failed normies right?
Well it's actually good stuff if you can ignore the esoteric bullshit parts. The target audience is Elliot Rodger types. Robots don't really care about status and image. We aren't trying to win approval out of insecurity.
Who /lazy/ here?
>too lazy to even kill myself
Guilty as charged
>exams in a month and haven't studied or done anything
>need to take a few more driving lessons to get my license
>have to submit 20 job applications by the 15th to keep my benefits
>just been laying in bed for about a month
How the hell do I get it together?
>>25511829
kow that feel bruh
>>25511872
Start studying now. Do 20 minutes, that's not hard. Just bring out your notes or slides or books, set them out, start your 20 minutes. Don't get distracted, it's only 20 minutes and you can do it.
20 minutes later, look at one of those job applications. Do just one. One's not too bad, you can handle that.
Bam, 20 minutes of studying and one job application done. Good job, go get a snack or a glass of water. Reinforce that you get a little break if you do some work, so you're...
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My girlfriend now has two boyfriends.
I've been in a serious relationship with Megan for two years. We grew up together in the same neighborhood. She wasn't my first girlfriend, but after I had sex for the first time she got really jealous and eventually just straight up stole me from my first girlfriend.
We broke up six months ago when I found out she had been fucking my best friend Mike the entire time we were together. Then, after we broke up, I discovered that she had been fucking him before she and I got together, but they couldn't tell me because...
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>My girlfriend
and I stopped reading.
sage, hide and report normie threads.
why are megan's always such whores?
post moar this could be like a movie or book
go into more detail about your childhood and experiences with Megan
>I'm pretty smart, it's just that I'm lazy
>>25511659
I don't claim to have super-intelligence but I know for a fact I am far more intelligent than the average person. I sometimes feel like I am one of the few people around that actually know what's going on in the world, everyone seems to be so stuck in their own world, as if the world revolves around them. I feel like I am one of the few people on this planet who are disconnected from that infantile way of thinking.
Also, I am not lazy, I just don't like doing things unless I find enjoyment out...
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>... above average IQ ...
>... above average intelligence ...
Sure signs not to take the post or person writing it seriously.
I can safely say that I'm solidly below average in some respects and above average in other respects.
Fair enough?
Am I autistic? I actually can't tell anymore.
I talk to people so little they could just be trying to act normal around me.
I feel normal in my own head but when I see myself from others perspective I'm pretty strange.
How do you act normally? To not be an autist?
>>25511551
Autist here. I've been recently diagnosed with Aspergers which explains why I have no friends or why I do some shit most people consider weird.
The thing is: I don't care.
I don't care if I act weird, I don't give a damn about the society we live in. All I want is to be happy and if I'm happy being different then so be it.
A few years ago I wasn't happy because I kept on trying to change myself so I could fit in. I found happiness when I made up my mind that I was gonna be myself and nothing nor anything would stop me.
If you want to know if you might be autistic, go see a psychologist, but no matter what the result is just remember. Do what makes you happy, to me it was being myself; to you it might be changing the way you are. Just do what you're comfortable doing and your life willmaybeget better.
>>25512930
Honestly really sweet m8
>>25512930
>I've been recently diagnosed with Aspergers
how do you get diagnosed?
i'm actually curious to know if i have it or not. i hinted a little i thought it (mostly about dealing with people) but it never came up and they just tested me for anxiety and depression (present!)
should i just ask them straight?
Try to find a more robot song
Quick tip: You can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KFVVKFxr60
>>25511544
Let's start with a not shit song
https://youtu.be/Be61ni5CGBM
Also people say boards of Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z_oQ62foZk
Alone*, in the path to the nothing
Alone, in the lane without anything
Alone, with the eluding time
And the time doesn't forget
to put the border/limit
Alone, without a caressing hand
Alone, with no friend's shoulder**
Alone, it is so good not knowing
That you hand is already touching
The hand of another (man)
Alone, I will go, I have neither a prayer
Alone, with no future, no hope, no dream
Alone, I will go, I have neither a prayer
Alone, with no future, no hope, no dream
Alone,...
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>>25511544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA