Give me one good reason why I shouldn't break my nofap.
>>25516862
Depends, how long have you done it for. For 1 week + do it, break it. You've already got the maximum benefit from it.
>>25516862
You should break it, there's literally no reason to do "nofap" unless you're having regular sex.
>>25516862
The ass is way too fat
Wtf is it with that fat ass meme these days
Do you guys suffer from excusitis?
If he didn't buy up all the Lamborghini I'd have a few in my Lamborghini account
KNOWLEDGE
RENTED MANSIONS FOR PHOTOSHOOTS
KNOWLEDGE
DUDE
>>25516819
ah yes, SJW disease. No I dont have it.
Post your top waifu cuties
All day every day
All day every day
Did you buy that thing you wanted?
>>25516605
Which thing senpai
Why are so many robots prematurely balding? Is balding a robot gene?
>>25516423
Poor diet, high cortisol levels. Eat more antioxidant rich plant foods and avoid hormone-laden animal products.
Shit genetics, high stress.
>>25516423
>Why are so many robots prematurely balding?
They aren't. They're just more likely to use it as an excuse for being a total fuckup in life
about to go get my hair cut. any advice robots?
See how long you can jerk off under that blanket thing they use. I do it every time I go to sports clips. When they get mad I claim it's all in good sport.
>>25516403
>sports clips
GET OUT NORMALSHIT
Holy shit are you nervous over a hair cut?
how does one find a reason to get up in the morning?
besides the obvious:
>have to piss
>hungry
>can't fall back asleep
>have to go to work to afford food/rent
>have to go to class
seems to me like if you can't get a gf then there's really nothing worth living for
it's just too easy to obtain food and shelter and some basic distraction to help the time fly by.
>>25516313
Lol epic meme bro! Haha forever alone right?
fuck off back to reddit you scum
>>25516313
>it's just too easy to obtain food and shelter
I don't know about that. Work is a constant struggle for me. Not just the labour but navigating through work relationships is fucked. Actually, work would be fine if I didn't have to have co workers. That would be a dream.
>>25516313
>obsessing over meme genders
Have you guys ever got pegged by a girl?
How did you bring the subject to her?
Did it feel as good as you thought it would be?
How did you clean up so she doesn't get shit on her?
Ultimately, what are some good strapon brands? Nothing too big or "penis realistic". Don't want to scare her.
>>25516292
Yes.
She asked, but I would have if she did not.
Yes.
Bulb syringe.
Harnesses? Aslan Leather or Spare Parts.
Dildoes? Tantus, Fuze Toys and Vixen Creations.
>>25516292
My ex wanted to.
Warmed me up with putting a dildo in my ass.
Felt terrible, hurt.
Didn't like it. No pegging then.
I'm fine with some fetish, some roleplay and some femdom every once in a while BUT...
...really getting fucked in the ass, in-out, in-out, ugh, no way. Super painful and uncomfy.
>>25516564
Thanks I'll check these out. Any good model in particular to recommend?
I'm gonna want one of two things from you here
A) A reason not to kill myself
B) A conventional way of killing myself
No sharp knives, No guns, No rope
>>25516261
Jump in front of a train or charge a cop (only works in America).
I constantly teeter on the edge, the only reason I haven't killed myself is because I figure that I'm going to die anyways. Might as well watch more anime
Best way is exit bag or strangling yourself from the doorknob Robin Williams style. If you look up hanging videos hanging from the knob is easy to do if you keep the rope short enough so your body is suspended
2 tanks of helium bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEz0DgU9FB0
My sister is smarter than me, though.
>>25517429
friend
desu
faggot
senpai
>>25516130
>We prove all women are retarded
>Posts video of one woman pretending to be retarded.
ITT: The worst kind of male posts to put shame to his fellow man.
Catie Thread
she aged so terribly
I love Catie Wayne so much
>>25516037
ikr man :c
Lets post pics from back when she was beautiful
Describe your ideal practice gf to me
>short
>skinny
That's all.
>>25515924
>short
>ugly
>fat but with no tits
How do I get into a miserable, dead-end relationship with a practice bf?
waiting for the day "looking for practice gf" is listed on dating profiles
Who /2normie4robots2autistic4normies/ here?
>>25515822
reporting in.
People here don't realise you can have sex and still have social anxiety/be a beta.
It's called being a failed normalfag. That's what you are.
>>25516020
gtfo normie
having sex is literally the main thing that makes you normie
I'm talking about stuff like having friends - not being a complete shut in autist, but completely lacking any female contact and attraction
How much autism would I have to have to get either one of these tattooed on my human skin?
Pic related
it depends on the size and the location of it, but it's hilariously autistic regardless
>>25515352
about 99%
>>25515352
Does it bug anyone else that the pixelated version isn't the same pattern as the original?
yawwwnnnnn
good morning, sadcucks. How's your day blaming your genetics and society for your failure of a life?
>>25515290
Good evening neetcuck, while you were jerking off to anime i bought myself a private yacht for my me and my wife.
>>25515520
hello sadcuck, I see you're trying to escape your existence with your dated memes
>>25515290
I literally cannot be held responsible for my lack of success when I am medically diagnosed with manic depression you uneducated swine.
What do I do with the millipede
give it a cracker
>>25521102
Nothing cruel. If anyone says anything cruel you can't do it. Dubs says i'm right
>>25521102
Put him back outside