What is /rk9/'s opinion about this chart?
>>25523165
The colors are too bright hurts my eyes
i'm right in the center of the green circle but i don't believe that's the real average
Doesn't surprise me. Guys lie or exaggerate their penis sizes to girls. Girls aren't going around measuring penises so they overestimate penis sizes based on the lies they've been told.
>2016
>still not listening to vaporwave
Why, anon?
>>25523138
A E S T H I Ceven if its meme music, its a really good meme
diana ross slowed down to 400% is so cash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
neofolk is a better meme aesthetic
Why do people cuck themselves like this? He's begging for BBC to come fuck his wife!!
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cas/5389175396.html
Did you think the whole cuck thing was just a ruse?
You thought wrong
Cuckolding isn't just a meme, OP. There are people in real life who really do those things and they get off on it.
>>25523075
Lol noobs, I've been fucking wives since like last year on cl
Who /hate their parents but no opportunity to move out/ here?
>Tfw ur parents fucked up your life and are holding you back but no job so can't move out
feels not good mane.
I prefer to be a NEET hating my parents than a wagecuck 8 hours a day with many bills to pay.
>mom always telling me i need to move out
>tell her i'm going to move out
>she tells me how awful it is out there and convinces me to stay
every time
>>25523067
Yeah but the earlier you get started the easier it is. Unless you literally plan on being a NEET for the rest of your life... Which is not so possible in most people's cases.
>Just enlisted as an 11B infantryman
Lifes a big meme boys!
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>>25523017
you'll be back here soon .
>>25523017
Aw jeez man. Come home safe, because your ass is going to goat fucker land
if you have mental health problems and are introverted have fun having a really hard time.
Your mind set will probably change once you get there.
I wanted to kill sand niggers and didn't care about my life, but once i got to fort benning i was like fuck this shit, senpai.
>I don't listen to music at all, it just sounds like noise to me
>I even play videogames with the music muted
>The first thing I'm asked when meeting new people is ALWAYS "What sort of music do you listen to?"
>That look of genuine horror, disgust and incomprehension when I say I don't listen to music, you'd think I was a Lovecraftian horror
>Conversation dies immediately without fail
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Music, or appreciation for music, is an intrinsic part of any natural human being. It's a primal instinct. If you don't like music it immediately shows the kind of outcast you are.
>>25524211
>yfw humans predate music
Just say you're usually listen the radio mostly. Works for me.
>Broke it off with a chick while I was in Florida on vacation. Got home the next day and she was waiting for me. Blocked my car in with her hummer, tried kicking my door open. Called the cops (worked night shift) because I had to leave for work. Cops made her move her hummer so I could leave. She proceeded to chase me through my neighborhood, onto the expressway where I had to drive like (alive) Paul walker just to get away.
>>25522907
>tfw no clingy gf
Bloxbloxfuckrobothdhxksbsj
>Creepy as in obsessive, but anyway.
She was crazy about me and I didn't really like her. We had nothing in common. It was awkward. Middle School.
>One day I was watching a movie, 21. The movie about gambling. In that 2 hour-ish period she called me 46 times. No messages. Just called again and again and again.
>She also texted me insane amounts. Then, later, she would just ask "Do you hate me?" over and over and over.
>When I was younger I had a few dates with a girl and at one point we ended up fooling around and after it happened she started to get a bit weird and clingy. I ended up breaking it off with her shortly after as she had started to call me incessantly and show up at my work unannounced. After I broke up with her she threatened me that if I did not get back together with her she was going to call the police and report that I raped her. She also told other people that I sexually assaulted her. I guess I learned the old lesson of "Never put your dick...
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Hey, Amerifag here. I want to get into sex tourism.
I've blown about 10k on American hookers over the past year, but I'm thinking I could do better. In that housemaid thread, it looks like some dude got laid for 100 Venezuelan dollars, or about 16 USD.
Where can I go that is
1. cheap to get to
2. Cheap to stay at
3. Lots of prostitution
4. Not likely to get robbed or killed. I carry a $3000 camera for making memories
Underage disgusts me, so don't even mention it.
you're a self absorbed piece of shit
>>25522896
More fun that suicide.
>>25522927
not for the numerous people you're exploiting
What is the transition from NEET to wagecuck like?
Well I guess I don't fap as much.
Alright, OP. Think I can sum it up.
>at first it's exciting; the future seems promising and you feel as if you're making tangible progression in your development as a human being
>once you've settled in after the initial learning curve, there is a mild sense of satisfaction as you realize you are capable of doing the job and are now (on paper) a fully functioning member of society
>this new feeling of comfort quickly turns to boredom as you adjust to the working life and...
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>>25523428
That sounds depressing. w-will I at least get a gf if I become a wagecuck?
>he thinks nofap will give him super testosterone powers to get a GF
>>25522822
No, I just know it will make me cum LITERAL buckets in a month
>>25522822
Do nofap make you last longer ?????
Lol,yea definitely
>But my past shouldn't matter femanon, I'm with you now.
>>25524170
damn, the girls in this gangbang are actually very pretty. lucky guy.
This doesn't really work for women since women love knowing that their mate has high sexual value and she's literally disposable unless she offers more than just her pussy.
Those videos are okay for the amount of pussy, but the guy barely fucks more than five of them while the rest just sit around waiting without the slightest hint of arousal.
I challenge you to name a more /r9k/ character than the grinch.
>lives completely separate from any form of society
>the happiness of others makes him furious
>physically repulsive
>not well mentally
>one day he snaps and sets out to make as many people miserable as he can
The happy ending is just a formality of it being a children's story. I think the grinch should be our official mascot.
>>25522787
he already is after the Beta uprising bullshit
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
>>25522787
Crack duck, obviously
>lives alone and seperated in shitty neetnest
>fag
>socially inept
>pretty much schizo
>trouble with relationships
>literally wants anyone to love him
>manic depression
What does this picture make you feel?
Let your imagination run wild, robots.
It makes me feel that no matter how shitty my life is at least my appendages work
It makes me feel wheely good about myself
>tfw you will never have a qt amputee grill
>you're at gamestop with your mom
> this guy walks up and slaps your ass
>What do you do?
bear in mind he's 5"1 and weights 95 pounds
No shirt, no shoes no service. Sic the manager on his ass
kick his ass then say pinche murricahn
>"Oh,anon, its been such a perfect day! I'm so glad I spent it with you! I've been so depressed lately, but you just keep me hanging on!"
when we gonna fuck?
>tfw no heroin to od on
>>25522621
My girl gets depressed literally any time I'm not with her.
Girls are crazy.