I challenge you to name a more /r9k/ character than the grinch.
>lives completely separate from any form of society
>the happiness of others makes him furious
>physically repulsive
>not well mentally
>one day he snaps and sets out to make as many people miserable as he can
The happy ending is just a formality of it being a children's story. I think the grinch should be our official mascot.
>>25522787
he already is after the Beta uprising bullshit
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
>>25522787
Crack duck, obviously
>lives alone and seperated in shitty neetnest
>fag
>socially inept
>pretty much schizo
>trouble with relationships
>literally wants anyone to love him
>manic depression
>>25522842
So it's settled then.
>>25522960
>so it's settled
>literally a counter-post above you
>>25522870
>fag
Yeah no, sounds more like.
>>>/lgbt/
>capable of emotional growth
nope. move along.
>>25523048
>trap feels and twink threads everywhere
r9k is even gayer than lgbt at this point senpai
>>25522870
>>25523009
>is an apartment manager
>has a job
Automatically disqualified.
>>25522787
He's also green, like mah peeps ;^)
>>25523153
he's not the manager he fucks the manager for neetbux
nice googling skills, read more than 1 result next time
No, the ending is that love wins over hate every time
It'll make more sense when you experience it yourself, though it's sad that most five year olds can understand that concept pretty easily while you seem to be having trouble
>>25523195
>has had sex
It's like you're not even trying anymore senpai.
>>25523009
samefag boyo
agreedrobot, fuck off please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpCr5pi3nE
