How the fuck do guys even become nu-males?
>>25539911
>that awesome gaming concoction
I want to fuck his butthole. He is my new hero
>>25539911
>keeps making videos with soda, mountain dew, bacon, doritos, and whatever else
>later makes videos crying about how fat he is and he can't lose weight
>>25539974
Prablem?
What are some comfy jobs?
Mailman. 60k yearly wage, great government benefits, less time than the average work shift, and you don't have to talk to anyone.
You're welcome xx
Jobs where you clean anything that's not a bathroom.
>>25539894
yeah in a clearly booming industry, what could go wrong
Why do hot grills have do be so fucking hot?
When you on a rare ocassion step outside, how do you deal with the steaming pussy you see? I try to not look at girls as much as possible but even the few I ocassionaly check out just make me fucking mad.
How the fuck do you deal with being a kv for the rest of your life?
ive accepted my place as a bottom feeder. i just fuck 4/10s these days
i don't. there are millions of girls around me. i just talked to them and then started getting sex. then it stopped bothering me that girls are hot because i'm not arab scum or retarded.
>>25539851
How do people have the confidence to aproach hot grills is just beyond me.
I've been working out for 4 years, I try to look good, I'm not the ugliest guy ever but still would never approach a girl.
I am even sadder than pepe.
Thats not difficult because pepe is actually faking it for attention.
>>25539675
what are you sad about?
do you know the reason
>>25539818
Nothing in this Universe can be explained with reason from within. My life is boring and pointless and I am lonely even when someone for once decides to spend time with me, there is never a connection. I don't know what to do with my life either, there are many things but I think I will end up even sadder regardless of what I do in the future.
non virgins of r9k
what happens if you keep your penis inside the vagina after sex? like you both fall asleep but you're still inside her?
pic unrelated
vagina will probably dry up and it would be difficult to remove your dick
>>25539626
You lose your boner and it "shrinks" out
>>25539626
In my experience, even with a girl I was with for 2 years, there is a really strange feeling right after sex.
The kind of feeling that makes you want to be very far away from the woman.
Does anyone else think there's something evil about early morning times?
I honestly don't think humans are meant to be up before like 8 or 9 am. I've always struggled getting up for work and classes and shit at 6am so I decided to go to bed early and get lots of sleep.
Just got 10 hours of sleep (the amount I normally sleep when I have a day off) and woke up at 5am and I feel like fucking shit and I'm tired and want to go back to sleep till it's like 8 and a little brighter outside.
The early morning just makes me tired, I don't...
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>>25539510
I couldn't find an article about it that wasn't clickbait, but there's some study about how waking up consistently before 9am is torturous to the human brain or something
I woke up at 3 this morning, nothing weird happening.
>>25539543
Sounds like a plate of horseshit and NEET propaganda
Who else /couldn't handle NEET life/ here?
I was off for a couple weeks and felt my life spiralling out of control, literally no motivation to do anything constructive and just sat around playing vidya, jerking off, drinking and staying up later and later. I kind of need structure.
Only the enlightened can find solace through an unstructured life. Deep down, you were always a weak willed norman.
>>25539497
It was hard at first anon, I didn't know what to do with all the hours I'd normally spend working.
But after awhile you get over the depression and just start to enjoy the time. Suddenly nothing is a rush and the stress just fades away. Investing hours or days into something is easy, as long as YOU find it worthwhile.
I don't think I could go back to working (and I won't have to) again.
There is a huge difference between people forced into NEET because they are unable to...
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>>25539497
I couldn't deal with the permanent cloud of shame from my parents weighing me down as I got up every day just to do absolutely nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLtFvC0yAsw
watch this video. There you go robots. Keep believing your shitty excuses
>>25539458
here's your reply but bumps aren't free
>>25539552
can't keep making excuses
Saw the same thing the other day. I just find this is hilariously true. Although it seems like some people here are really programmed to be unable to face the truth
Who /no hobby/ here?
All I do is go to work and browse 4chan afterwards.
Today I don't have to go to work because it's snowing so i just lay in my bed for 14 hours straight and browse different boards.
How do i get the motivation to do something interesting like designing or working out?
Also share your hobbies with us if you have some.
I typically dip into hobbies in the most shallow way and then lose interest fast.
Cars I learned a lot about how they work and the different brands and models and types of engines but then I realized I hate driving so I stopped caring about them.
Then it was computers. Learned not to be loyal to any company, learned why processor architecture is more important than core count & gigahertz. But eventually realized constantly chasing after the latest & greatest usually results in an empty wallet and only ~10% better performance in programs and games so really...
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I take stimulants then go to the gym 6 days a week. Otherwise I shitpost, hike, or read.
>>25539457
Videogames used to do it for me, but they don't anymore. I started working out and I've been doing so for 6 months, that doesn't do it either and it's more of a chore/obligation because I didn't want to look like a hungry skeleton for the rest of my life.
I feel like there's nothing here for me. I'm fed up with everything. Everyday it's the same shit. Work, college, browse 4chan. Fuck.
SHOWER SHITTING GENERAL
DISCUSS YOUR SHOWER SHITTING TECHNIQUES AND SHARE STORIES HERE
>mfw faggots smush it down the drain
>not catching it in your hand and slam dunking it in the dunny
>>25539403
What?! People do shit there?!
>>25540167
>2000+16
>not shitting in the shower
what have you been doing with your life anon?
Post your original memes
>>25539396
i made this once for a thread
>>25539396
I miss it I really do
I really would like this one to pick up traction
>watching femdom/facesitting porn
>literally 3 minutes into the porno the guy is fucking the woman bent over a desk
Why do normies have to ruin porn? REEEEEE!
>'mmm yeahh fuck my ass harder slave'
>>25539339
>wanting to be a beta and submitting to women
you people give robots a bad name
How did you get into femdom? How deep do you go? My gf is a dom and I can't get into any of it, or at least not as deep into it as she wants me to be
When I joined the marimen core, I knew what I signed up for, but I never thought it would be like this. A lot of civies died and its my fault. Good people, who had nothing to do with anyone, now just dead, all because of me. Im not able to live with this. First I tried to forget, then tried to cope, then tried help. PTSD has made me lose my wife and with her qent the kids. I can't live with this no longer. So I just wanna thank you for all the good time we had. Peace out, boys.
>>25539263
Can you give me your last money on paypal?pics or didnt happen fgt
>>25539263
I know that feel, man. It's 9 am and I'm getting ready to get brew and drink. I'll have one for you, comrade
Were you in Iraq too anon.
3rd mechanized infantry, Prince Kuwait sandbox. 2nd batallion, kilo company. Who else /vet/ here?
I am conceptual. I am conceptual. I am conceptual. I am conceptual. I am conceptual. I am conceptual. I am conceptual. I am conceptual.
Posted here yesterday. I think it was yesterday. Worried if the government was watching me, to see if I'm really ill. I realize now though, it doesn't matter. I'm not a person; I'm a concept. All this time, I've just been a concept. It's why I'm drawn here. It's why we're all drawn here. Anonymous board where we can't distinguish between one-another. It could be only you and I exist here....
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>Need to shake mans hand
>he crushes your hand almost breaking it
its not macho. stop
>>25539191
bro get urself to get adoctor
My advice would be to cut back on the acid desu senpai
>tfw you realize that if you kill urself now it doesn't matter compared to dying later as an old man, because time is just an illusion and without conciousness the universe dies in a blink of an eye.
>tfw you will be reborn as an asian kid working in factory 16 hours a day
>>25539050
end your life immediately please
>>25539050
thats some deep shit OP