my own girlfriend hasn't texted me back since like noon
she even opened up my snaps and hasn't responded.
i feel like shit, /r9k/. im lonely :(
>>25578464
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>>25578484
nah, she's just chilling with her family all day but damn. plus i was supposed to hit the bars with some friends and they cancelled.
truly a lonely thursday night. it's cold as fuck outside but i kinda want to make the walk to get a 6 pack and drink this boredom away.
>even /r9k/ doesn't want to talk to me
fuck
PULL OUT ANON! DON'T DO IT INSIDE! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
>>25578378
OH SHIT I'LL SUCK IT ALL OUT JUST WAIT A MINUTE
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>>25578378
pls dont remind me of this feel
>I will never know this
>>25578400
ANON STOP! YOUR TONGUE IS PUSHING IT DEEPER!
Well robots, what the fuck would you do about it?you sick fucks
>>25578307
fuck the babysitter and cuck my son, he can sit on the couch and watch
>>25578307
give her a pay raise
>>25578307
Let me show you how it's really done, son. *unzips dick*
People can now see who SEARCHES their name and people can also see who last looked at a photo.
I am sweating fucking BULLETS now /r9k/ because I have been facebooking women and looking at their photos without malicious intent of course. I just admire their lives because my life is boring as fuck.
Fucking hold me bros.. what if a girl messages me asking what the fuck I am looking at?
GOD FUCKING HELP ME!
>>25578216
If any girls complain about you looking about their facebook then the problem is with the girl, not you.
>puts personal information and pictures on the internet, for anybody to access and the world to see
>Complain when people access it
If a woman complains, tell them that you are looking at their photos that they wililngly put up for the world to see.
Source?
stfu robot
>tfw always used a fake account with 0 friends on it and a fake name to stalk.
Thanks to the internet, betas are becoming aware to the shit deal they've been offered by society.
>marry some used up slut
>get half your shit taken in court
>pay child support and alimony
What's more is that the female hypergamy system has been exposed, women will fuck whichever Chad they feel like and expect some 'boring lawyer type' to wife her up and save her from being a degenerate. The betas that are able to see past this realize how shitty...
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I don't think that's happening outside of 4chan m8, and even most people here want a gf.
Betas are thirstier than ever. Luckily for myself I've got lucky enough to be laid enough times to realise sex sucks, and I dont find women interesting anyway so I've just retired from dating. Not that I would have ever got a QT being so beta.
Anyway thats my blog post enjoy the bump.
>>25578074
>>>/out/ has several MGTOW threads up. Come join us.
>>25578489
i hear they even want to start a small commune inna woods.
>haven't taken a dick pic in fucking years
>think my dick has grown since last I took photos
>borrow my mums ipad
>take several photos of it
>planning to move them to my HDD and just delete them off her ipad before she comes home
>just found out she has fucking automatic iCloud upload services on
>shit has been uploading my dick pics to all her bullshit...
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hahahahah there is no way, post screencaps from the fb
>>25578008
Don't just kill yourself, kill somebody else who needs to die.
Like a federal judge.
Kill yourself before she confronts you, everyone will think you knew what you were doing and decided to post dick pics to your moms facebook as a final act instead of leaving a suicide note, it will be funny as fuck.
Why do you guys think that you need to be Chad to be happy and meet girls?
>>25577936
Because you literally do.
Fuck off, robot.
Because if you're anything less women will never respect, much less love you. Even if they will stay with you for a while, they will constantly be looking to trade you in for a chad, to her, you're just something to occupy her time until she can move on to someone she can actually love.
>>25577936
Because they're gay
how many benadryl should i take
>>25577919
enough that you stop posting
>>25577919
if you want to sleep, take 2
if you want to feel really cozy and see colors brighter and have music sound really good, take 8
if you want to talk to your friends who aren't there and see imaginary bugs, take 20
Benadryl is a shit drug, take 2 at most or you are going to have a terrible time
post feels here, let us feel together.
>tfw never left town after gradutating
>went to a shitty community college, where I'm still attending at the age of 21
>can't even attend my final 2 classes this next semester to finish my associates because no money to pay off my financial obligation from last year
>no friends, no gf as a result of never being somewhere with college life
>spend my days shitposting and...
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>tfw can't tell if I'm bisexual or homosexual
>wish I could be heterosexual so I can have a normal relationship that people won't look down on me for having
>>25577760
>no purpose
>does not make a purpose for himself
Life isn't a video game or a comic book, you are not some chosen one who's purpose will be revealed if you wait.
Sitting around with your thumb in your ass only guarantees a pointless existence
>no talents/skills
You have done nothing to reach that
>no friends/gf
You have done nothing to get there
I know you just...
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>>25577760
what the hell are these things?
Cows are wonderful desu. Who would use cow as an insult? Cows are the most graceful creatures to roam the grassland. When people use cow as an insult do they not know that cows are basically Mother Nature herself? Fat people are the main target for cow insults, but cows aren't fat they are muscular and strong, while still possessing a maternal glow. Fat people on the other hand are merely
Fat and lazy and eat mostly processed plastic shit; cows have a healthy diet of grass in the fields they roam in the country. Cows give to us their milk, begging us to milk them, we...
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did you post this from reddit?
i want to fuck a cow
>>25577813
do not fuck the cow
Why is everything so boring sober.
>>25577561
Because you, and your life, are uninteresting and you refuse to seek any form of real excitement.
>>25577561
i dont know. it sucks ass
im out of pot and alcohol. about a half hour ago i cracked open 8 benadryl capsules, and dumped them into my drink.
at least i wont be sober
>>25577561
why would you be sober?
>tfw considering smoking
Not a lot, like 2 a day tops, and not every day either.
It seems like an engaging activity to do when I'm just sitting somewhere alone chilling. Is any robot here an occasional smoker or do you basically get addicted if you keep it up, even infrequently?
I've only smoked once, so I don't really know.
>pic unrelated
2 a day for about a month and a half will get you truly hooked. As for cons, its expensive, bad for your health, and stops being cool very shortly after your 35th birthday at which point you're hopelessly hooked.
>>25577609
I stopped smoking in public like at 23 I am so ashamed but I still smoke. It's stopped being cool pretty fast but I do it alone. I am 28 now.
When I'm drunk I smoke bogies all the time. I never get the urge while sober though which is nice.
Anyone else meet famous people and fuck it up?
>Meet Kari and Grant from Mythbusters
>Ask them if you can decapitate somone with a baseball bat
>they awkwardly laugh and say "we dont know we will have to test that one" with awkward smiles.
>I just laugh and speedwalk away.
Fuck me.
>>25577371
haha
hahahahahhaa
>meet sting as little kid
>piss pants
>cry
I only met athletes who were famous in the 90s and most people who would not know now. Like I got a certain two time MVP from the NBA in the 90s autograph and shook his hand.
I've never met anyone famous but I did see a guy who looked exactly like ray romano
being bullied and alienated made me a very bad person. very bad
Are you a twisted fucking psychopath?
intelligent nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor! l
>>25577369
>>25577538
you realize the whole point of the picture is to make fun of people like that? spastics
>2016
>not loving girl penis
Jesus Christ guys..
>>25577255
That's like putting a motorcycle engine into a car, then saying "it is not a motorcycle engine because it is in a car, it is a car engine now"
I think I'm going to stop questioning the retardedness of trannies now.
No I'm talking about that lovely set of XY chromosomes you have there. That's what causes the penis, and is the system of classification we use to define sex. Which the definition of the term "boy" is tied to.
I prefer my girls without girl parts or boy parts.