A thread about parental stupidity and hypocrisy.
I'll start us off. (I won't be talking about my parents specifically, because I quite like them.)
>be me, 18 at the time
>working summer job at a grocery chain bagging people's orders
>live in a relatively rural area so the populace isn't all around smart
>people come in and complain about federal gay marriage being passed, just to paint a picture
>A...
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this is by far the most boring post i've read all day. thank you for wasting my time
>>25600584
seconded
why dont you fuck off back to tumblr with your whiny mundane blogs OP
>>25600547
Usually bad parents use excuses like their parents or being grateful as excuses for being shitty parents, , but sometimes it goes the other way too. Like I knew a father who was 50-60 paying for his kids cars which were like thousands of dollars. Then his kid would get drunk and wreck them.
I think the thing that many people miss rich or poor is about raising kids is giving them goals to achieve, teaching them patience, and critical thinking skills. But most parents don't have this themselves.
After you read this, I guarantee you will feel a lot better about your current circumstances.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very...
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>mfw
OP if this is true you are the unluckiest guy on /r9k/.
>degree 6 Zoosexual
What?
What does degree 6 even mean?
who /kissingcousins/ or even /wincest/ here?
I have a few stories to tell about my imouto and I. Feel free to share your own.
>in b4 dad is raping my sister in the other room again, hangingwojak.jpg
>>25600282
>be 13 yo me
>parents weren't religious or anything but they were a bit backwards and also maybe a bit retarded because we had no cable or computer or internet, not that the internet was mainstream back then
>did not see porn until I could physically buy some once I turned 18
>sister and I still shared a room with bunk beds
>obviously not a big deal when we...
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>tfw 18 but qt cousin is 11
watching thread
hulkamania, brother
1. /x/
2. /mlp/
3. /lgbt/
POWER GAP
4. /pol/
5. /r9k/
6. /vp/
7. /cgl/
8. /k/
POWER GAP
9. /fit/
10. [s4s]
11. /toy/
12. /sp/
>>25599885
The first three ones are insane by definition, so I'm taking /pol/ as the craziest board
>/pol/
>insane
You have to be mighty retarded to believe that. They are one of the few boards actually focused on the real world and exposing the lies of garbage like leftism.
>[s4s]
>insane
>was posting my shitty animated gifs
>somebody offered me a job
>assumed they were trolling and didn't pursue it
>still think about and regret that to this day
Who here may have "missed the boat"?
> be 15
> have shit day at school, so get drunk when I get home
> consider killing myself because I was an edgy shit
> ended up falling asleep
I should have had the balls to do it. Fuck
>>25599813
Also, is this your animation?
>>25599813
Why are my gifs so shitty? I use JPGs for each frame if that helps idk
Why even eat with cutterly?
To start with, let me make it clear I'm talking about situations you're only eating alone, obviously you will eat with cutterly when with someone arround.
But the point is why even eat with cutterly? Cutterly was created in the middle ages so nobles could distinguish themselves from peasants. So it wasn't created for utilitarian purposes.
Using your hands is by far more effective and in fact makes food better tasting because touching, like smelling, influentiates taste. Obviously there are things you can't use your...
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>>25599780
Some people like cleanliness.
>influentiates
It's "cutlery" you fucking retard
is Reddit Weenie Hut Jrs. and 4chan the Salty Spitoon?
4chan is super weenie hut jr
>>25599723
No, reddit is a septic tank and 4chan is a garbage can.
4chan is more like Rockbottom
you are all closet faggots
WE WERE JUST PRACTICING FOR GIRLS
>>25599412
Mmmmm let me see ur dick, big boy
>>25599447
It's too big for you
My gf wants me to eat her asshole. She keeps bugging me for it
I seriously doubt I can do it and I have no idea what this recent butt craze is about. Seems like everyone wants to bury their face into someone else's shitter.
Anyone got ideas of alternatives to make her happy?
>>25599336
make her eat your asshole first
>>25599360
I'd have to kiss her afterwards. No thanks. Also that's just nasty.
>>25599360
>make her eat your asshoIe first
What has been the most exciting, memorable event in your life?
>get up
>shave
>get dressed
>get on bus
>get to work
>work
>take short break
>more work
>go home
>microwave some crap
>eat
>post here
>go to sleep
Not...
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Every day is exciting and wonderful with you guys.
>>25599320
>Move to college and can watch all the porn I want, stay up as late as I want, eat whatever the fuck I want, eat whenever I want...
Are there any Muslim robots out there? Do they exist? Some guy I met told me that if I became a Muslim I would get a virtuous wife easy, but I'm a little skeptical of this claim.
I actually met a Muslim Robot in 7th grade come to think of it. I didn't know that he was a robot then, though.
I'd just moved to a new (predominantly muslim) neighborhood and I remember this little shit, like 8 or 9 years old was the most annoying thing ever.
As he grew up people associated with him less and less and he became a shut in. I hadn't seen him since, and I moved away in 10th grade.
I live in a Muslim country, pretty much all the robots are either atheist or non-practicing. The practicing autists(very r4r3) are weird but not shut ins most of the time.
A different city, religion, or life choice ain't gonna' change nothin' for you boy. You're a robot. Ain't no cure for that.
>Every moment you spend on /r9k/ can be spent watching anime instead.
What's your excuse?
>>25599208
every moment you spend on /r9k/, that could be spent on watching anime, could be spent in programming your way out of NEETdom
>>25599208
>Could be playing vidya instead
I promised my parents I'd look for a job, and hearing music coming from my computer would not make them happy. And when they're not happy there's a chance, the more times I make them unhappy, the higher there is that they'll kick me out on the streets.
>>25599208
r9k > anime
I have a gf but want to fuck other women? Is it wrong?
is what wrong? the desire to fuck other women or actually fucking them? the first, no. you can't control your feelings or your attraction to other women. the second, maybe. if she knows and is cool with it, then it's fine. if she doesn't know, then it's obv wrong.
It's wrong if you fuck another woman and you don't tell your girlfriend.
>>25599139
>25599139
You have to be muscular and outgoing to get a gf or fuck, so if you're not either, then you don't have to worry, because neither will happen.
>go on tinder
>no luck with the girls
>"eh fuck it, let's see what the men think about me."(even though I'm not gay)
>instantly get a few matches
>some gay guy (late 20s) starts talking to me
>I tell him I'm straight only trying to make friends
>he's cool with it
>suddenly I'm going to his...
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>>25599092
You're about to get some dick in ya.
prepare your anus nigger
tape your butt closed
anyone else on acid? also i think my cats can tell
They know.
They're going to turn YOU into a CAT
Then they'll be the masters. They're already planning
I am the cat, OP
Watch yourself
>>25599071
remember that time you were a dick to your mom?