After you read this, I guarantee you will feel a lot better about your current circumstances.
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
>mfw
OP if this is true you are the unluckiest guy on /r9k/.
>degree 6 Zoosexual
What?
What does degree 6 even mean?
>>25600509
I'm gonna need some zoosexual stories. Do pictures do it for you? Animations? Is it hotter or a turnoff when their scientific appearance has been messed with to make them look cooler?
What do they do to you in your fantasies?
You must have had a field day while watching jurassic park, huh?
Bumping
Come on OP, we want details.
this is good pasta and it's been a very very long time since I saw it
>>25600509
>Not being able to get off to a busty qt in a bikini
Why are you complaining exactly?
>be in class
>studying about mesopotamia
>everyone's reading quietly
>teacher tells us a couple of facts about mesopotamia
>"velocyraptor remains were found there"
>he notices I got angsty
>tells me what's my problem
>rockin semi-chub under table
>i pre came to the idea of a dinosaur in 10th grade
>>25600629
It's made up bullshit to make this joke. >>25601214
Dinosaurs probably looked pretty different from what that movie shows. Even if he's attracted to dinosaurs, he probably wouldn't be attracted to their actual form.
So OP, what about beating off to ostriches and emus? If you're more into the lizard look, what about monitors and kimono dragons, or crocodiles and alligators? Or you could dedicate your life to cloning a tyrannosaurus with the secret intention of fucking it back into extinction. I'm starting to get a chub.
Wew, glad I didn't read that
https://bato.to/comic/_/comics/t-rex-na-kanojo-r15160/
have a fucking field day, OP
>>25603167
>My girlfriend, the T-Rex
Glorious Nippon
