Holy shit, just matched with this qt.
I find her cute as fuck physically desu. What should I message her to end up with a Netflix and chill session?
Since you don't have a chance in hell just type
"Ayy bby u wan sum fuk?"
how is that person even on tinder?
Look, another another roastie slut!
Honestly anon what do you expect to get out of this but hurt and pain and destroyed expectations? Genuinely curious.
Everyone in this thread gets a reply.
Feel free to talk to me about anything going on in your life and I'll talk back!
>>25607939
Hey anon, it's 2 AM and I'm listening to the cardigans and drinking coca cola, how about you
>>25607987
I'm good! I'm listening to Lord Huron. Just got back from watching the movie Hateful Eight! I'm going to listen to the Cardigans now. I like bands that have a female lead singer.
i am lonely but everyone i talk to either sounds like a dick, normie, or robot manchild, and I only get to talk to one of the people I find cool every 3 days, but I don't know how to fix this, I want more cool people to talk with
I just re-watched The Double, a movie based on Dostoyevsks's novel with the same name. I watched it back in a better period of my life but it didn't hit me as much as it did re-watching it.
I think this is my step towards change. Cut all the crap be who you want to be before someone else takes that goal you have made for yourself.
I know this isn't possible for everyone but probably one of the most common sources of robots miseries is their insecurity to grab what they can reach.
I also know I'm sounding like an edgy faggot, but if you...
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>>25607853
jesse eisenberg is an obnoxious jew so i hated this movie
>>25607853
I couldn't finish watching that.
I had to read the wiki and imagine it it my mind.
I'm beginning to recoil at any movies that have covetous undertones.
>>25607853
watching it now ill be back when its done
>"I prefer Asian women"
That's code for "I couldn't get a white girl, so I settle for the next race with pale skin". Let's face it, the reason you go after Asian girls is that you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.
In order for a woman to be hot, she needs a certain kind of facial structure. Asian women cannot have this facial structure, it is physically impossible, even with surgery. I'm not bullshitting you either, let me give an analysis for you on the attractive features and why asians are...
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>>25607738
>...you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.
And why shouldn't I? Are you SLUT SHAMING ME YOU WHORE?!
Fruit falls from the tree eventually, you can act all high and mighty up there now, but when you fall and rot, you only have yourself to blame.
>>25607738
>White women.
>Not rotting on the ground.
Asian women are the best fruit. And check it out... they're in reach!
What do you think black people smell like? I've never seen one.
They got huge fuckin' nostrils, so they probably smell with those.
>>25607599
No, I mean, what would they smell like to other noses? Probably shit, right? Garbage?
>>25607613
Well, I know I smell like strawberries because I use effeminate shower gel but the stereotype is that black people smell bad, period. The type of smell would vary, I imagine.
eroge/VNs are the greatest thing ever invented
you're a filthy normie if you don't read them
I've yet to find one that has both art and story I would enjoy.
Can anyone recommend one with
>characters that are multidimensional
>sex scenes where you see the guy's face
and ideally in the fetish department, though not totally necessary
>rape that isn't by hideous people
>monsterboys
>>25607511
Crescendo has everything except the monsterboys. Also it's hopelessly depressing and hard to fap to. But it's got incest, rape, protagonist with visible face, 3-Dimensional charactersattempted suicide, car sex, andnecrophilia ghost sex. Best VN I've ever read.
I could really sink into one right now, give me some good romance ones
what are you guys listening tovery original comment do not steal
lil ugly mane's new album
getting fucked up thinking about drugs.
https://youtu.be/PFTLouiUFjI
I cut my wrists and play piano 'cus I'm so depressed.
You realize that about 90% of music posted will be from animu right?
what you fagets drinkin
Coca Cola
green tea
>>25607195
surprised the robot didn't get this yet
Got some single malt 50 year old scotch for Christmas. Too fucking good to drink so I've only had about 3 drinks worth since then
>tfw my only dream at this point is to move to Anchorage, Alaska
>tfw I have no money, no degree, no car, no job experience, and I live with my mom in New York
I'm not gonna make it, am I?
>>25607155
No.
Consider Sudoku.
why alaska op
Get a parachute, use the thermal updraft from the Yellow Stone eruption to push you into the jetstream and paraglide your way there.
Hey boys, you jelly?
Got some crazey bread too....
Little Caesar's is fucking garbage, nice lack of taste, loser.
>>25606948
Little ceasars pizza is lame asf senpai. their cheesebread is GOAT though
>>25606979
Faggots get real taste
I was Chad once, and am Chad again. But I can't get over the shit that I have seen. Let me tell you robots some red pilled stories from a Chad POV, just give me a minute.
maybe op will deliver
>In High School
>High intelligence
>Only took classes with normal intelligence kids as electives
>One class was pretty much seniors only
>This mentally handicapped kid was in the class
>He was enjoying his senior year, because he was one of the few kids in special ed class with the electives to be in classes with normal kids
>Sat beside me
>Him...
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>Later on in Chad career
>I was a shy Chad due to abusive parents, would get lengthy love notes and confessions in my year book, and immature girls would pick on me for attention
>Realized at some point that I could bang hotties
>Pick up a sexy latina on the school year book
>Relationship is fine for a while, I bump aside some 20 year old beta she was dating beforehand
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It's not to late Anon.
You can still change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibVpDhW6kDQ
>>25606664
meh no thanks
>>25606778
What a sexy eggplant.
>>25606664
chaplin was a degenerate hippie
>mfw practice girl's family is rich
i was going to drop her, but in conversation she mentioned a "vacation house" so i was like wow you're a richfag and she starts admitting that her parents are lawyers and they have money and shit
should i stick around? i'm really not attracted to her but maybe i can score some cash or some free shit
i don't feel bad because women do this all the time
A practice girl? What is this the 80s?
>>25606651
i agree with your logic
>>25606651
desu senpai, be the best bf you can be to her for maximum networking, never let on she was a practice gf and never be cruel to her. stay with her for at least a year, being the best stand up guy and not look like the misogynistic sperg lord 4chan and your failures of parents made you, instead you want to look like a normal dude with stuff going on for you and ambition who just "didn't work out." to maintain this
- never cheat, at least don't get caught
- never be abusive verbally or...
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Fucking hell so I get on omegle and I accidentally click on the chat section. First thing that comes up is this "14 yo girls" kik. Being a reasonable man I figure its one of you guys fishing, so I wanted to call him a faggot and make fun of his name. Next thing I know its this girl sending me nudes telling me to go on camera with her and her boyfriend just broke up with her. Fucking hell what the fuck. Pic unrelated btw
Bump lad
>>25606568FBI still here, son.
>>25607023
I didnt do anything though ;_;
who /grannysmith/ here
bought a whole bag of these bad boys the other day
im more of a pink lady myself
When I bake apples or stew them to serve with custard I'm /grannysmith/